Long story now... I go to a VERY small school, and baseball and football have a deep seeded beef. (we win, they have won 5 games in 8 years... therefore they hate us.)
So 2 dudes ( dude A and due B for argument sake) are not allowed at our house.. for other incidents at our house where they tried to fight..
We were having a small get together with close friends and a little dancing with the dance girls. Dude A and due B both show up to the party trying to get in.. I meet them at the door and told them to leave. Dude A was cool said okay we will go, and Dude B freaks out. He starts getting big. So i said either i shut the door in your face or you leave. So i start closing the door, and dude B takes a swing at me through the closing door, i ducked out of the way. Swung the door back opened and asked him if i needed to call the team (baseball) HE then proceeded to "tackle me" i caught him and put him in a headlock he kept pushing and so i pulled him face first into the brick fireplace. BLOOD EVER WHERE!
I pushed him off and told him to leave a again. He tried to swing at me again he missed... and i cracked him SO GOOD! Right in the eye, he stumbled and fell out the door. He fell down a flight of stairs and his friends scrambled to pick him up... I looked down the stairs and yelled down, leave now don't start any more shit and just go!
They started for the cars Dude A dragging the crumpled mess Dude B to the car. Some how dude B gets away, as i started down the stairs to escort them to the car so the neighbors didn't get mad.
He "tackles" me again, and i find a car and do the same thing as before and put is face into the rear fender of a truck. pushed him off me and started calling his punches, " hit me with a left hook, (miss) hit me with a right jab (miss) caught him put him in a rear naked choke hold, i got my choke in DEEP like fool was gasping for air. then he slapped me in the face, so i rolled him over and put my forearm on his throat... and proceeded to tell him to.. "leave, no one likes him that he's 28 wont graduate and should go back to California where his bitch ass belongs."
After he "gave up" he tried to hit me again and i started goofing around. I started to do the Jerk dance and hit him one more time and he hit the ground.
Game over and Baseball 1 Football 0
had to share this story... hope its kinda enjoyable...
