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If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?

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poopskin
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and what sound would you make?

Oct 13 2010 4:45PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
a woman. and i would sound like " i love you"



jokes of course, i would be a waffle iron for sure. waffle irons are pretty soundless
Oct 13 2010 4:46PM
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1337
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slap chop
Oct 13 2010 4:46PM
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.AR6rider.
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I'd be a refrigerator because I'm cool.
Oct 13 2010 4:48PM
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nolan.
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i would be an anal rake.
Oct 13 2010 4:48PM
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dreadyboy
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oven, cause I'm hot as fuck
Oct 13 2010 4:51PM
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thugaim
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This.
Oct 13 2010 4:52PM
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HippieLetuce420
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microwave
Oct 13 2010 4:53PM
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amo
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oven, cause i love to bake
Oct 13 2010 4:59PM
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soulskier
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blender, i like to mix things up every now and then
Oct 13 2010 5:00PM
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Jamestown
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Freezer, cuz bro, I'm chill.
Oct 13 2010 5:04PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
blender. cuz i stir shit up
Oct 13 2010 5:29PM
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YoungHyphy
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dildo
Oct 13 2010 5:31PM
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little1337
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i would be in the kitchen waiting to be used by a woman.

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Oct 13 2010 5:33PM
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twin-tip-hero
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I would be a George Foreman Grill. That way I can be a badass and kick the shit out of fat.
Oct 13 2010 5:34PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
Tssssss...I'd be a frying pan
Oct 13 2010 5:34PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
i would be an fridge... im cool....
Oct 13 2010 5:36PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
coffee maker. people love me in the morn ing
Oct 13 2010 5:37PM
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lizzatronn
Posts: 192 - Karma: 25
a microwave because i can heat things up in a jiffy
Oct 13 2010 5:40PM
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maximiliaan
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hello there
Oct 13 2010 5:42PM
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lizzatronn
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hai
Oct 13 2010 5:42PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
OMG SHE ANSWERS!!!@#!%!^$ERWHafg$#!ûymd

how are you?
Oct 13 2010 5:44PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
better make 700 a banger
Oct 13 2010 5:45PM
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lizzatronn
Posts: 192 - Karma: 25
i'm doing alright, how you doin? lol
Oct 13 2010 5:48PM
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maximiliaan
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sorry that last post was an friend.....

how are you? everthing allright in Ohio?
btw this is my 700th post and im giving it for you.
Oct 13 2010 5:49PM
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maximiliaan
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oh fuck this is messed up.
Oct 13 2010 5:50PM
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E.C.
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wut
Oct 13 2010 5:50PM
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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
magic bullet
Oct 13 2010 5:51PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
she answers to fast... before i made my 700th banger post for her...
Oct 13 2010 5:51PM
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lizzatronn
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oh well in that case i'm very honored. bravo on 700.
ya know ohio is as good as ohio can be lol
Oct 13 2010 5:52PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
tragic. its the thought that counts
Oct 13 2010 5:53PM
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maximiliaan
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thanks,

im fine to! i never been in ohio so i dont really know how it is over there...
Oct 13 2010 5:54PM
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Billek
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Id be a meat slicer. I would sound like woowomwomwoomwom.
Oct 13 2010 5:54PM
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lizzatronn
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ahh, well around where i live it isn't too interesting. but i make do.
Oct 13 2010 5:55PM
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maximiliaan
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ah ok, well i can see on your pictures that its pretty out there!
Oct 13 2010 5:57PM
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lizzatronn
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haha it is on occasion lol
Oct 13 2010 5:59PM
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PeterWojnar
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I'd be a bucket.
Oct 13 2010 6:00PM
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maximiliaan
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dont know what that means...
Oct 13 2010 6:03PM
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saucybiscuits
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toaster. no doubt.
Oct 13 2010 6:04PM
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lizzatronn
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like occasionally it's pretty...
Oct 13 2010 6:08PM
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skifree179
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THE MAGIC BULLET
Oct 13 2010 6:09PM
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maximiliaan
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oh ok, i think its always pretty there looking at your pictures:D
are there mountains in ohio? (really never been in the us...)
Oct 13 2010 6:11PM
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lizzatronn
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haha thanks :)
umm we mainly have just large hills lol they're not really mountains
Oct 13 2010 6:16PM
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maximiliaan
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are they ski-able? in the netherlands we've got nothing..:(
Oct 13 2010 6:33PM
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lizzatronn
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oh yeah, they're in a ski resort. and we have some alright urban around too
Oct 13 2010 6:34PM
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maximiliaan
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ah nice, aint got that either over here... :( and in the winter no snow :(
Oct 13 2010 6:41PM
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EC-Skier
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slap chop, quesadilla maker
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Oct 13 2010 6:42PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
your pun ruined my life.............






id be a george forman grill because theyre fucking awesome
Oct 13 2010 6:42PM
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grilledsteezeyo
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Oct 13 2010 6:48PM
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Mr.Feeny
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I'd be a refrigerator because I have a huge bottom shelf
Oct 13 2010 6:49PM
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GayWolf420
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I would be a toaster oven because I like them.
Oct 13 2010 6:51PM
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