A squirrel goes to a bar and orders a drink for himself and one for the bartender.
The bartender happily accepts this friendly gesture.
Later in the evening the squirrel is getting quite drunk and starts buying beers for everyone! For every beer the squirrel drinks, he also offers one to the bartender.
Everyone, including the bartender, thinks that this is the most awesome forest creature ever!
The coolest squirrel on the planet for sure!
It's getting quite late and after the squirrel has made out with some twins and his cousin, he leaves the bar.
The bartender comes running after and yells he has to pay his tab!
On which the squirrel replies; i'm a squirrel, i have no money, i only have nuts ...
The bartender is furious and beats up the squirrel.
Long story short, the squirrel limps back to his tree and goes to sleep.
Next evening the bartender is shocked to see the same squirrel back in his bar! What a ballsy move!
The squirrel goes to the bartender and says; give everyone a beer on my tab, but don't take one yourself please...
On which the bartender replies, quite amazed; why don't you buy me a beer ?
the squirrel answers: "Because you get agressive when you're drunk!"
picture of said squirrel:
Joke nr2 in case nr1 isn't good enough...
A chimp walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender sees the ape and thinks; that's an easy target, i'll ask 10$ for a beer, chimps don't understand the concept and value of money anyways ....
The chimp pays the 10$ and enjoys his beer at the bar.
While the chimp is drinking his beer, the bartender starts to become quite amazed by his appearance, it doesn't happen every day he gets to serve a monkey in his bar, so he start a conversation with the ape.
The bartender asks; I've never seen a chimp in my bar before, why don't chimps come here more often?
On which the chimp replies; if you ask 10$ for a beer, i think it's quite obvious...
The chimp in question:
i hope this is good enough; excuse my spelling/grammar mistakes and poor sentence construction, i'm belgian you know ;)
