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do you know this kid?

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summit-soldier
Posts: 179 - Karma: 10

you all know this kid. There is allways one or two at every park. They have a really tight hoodie with a skate logo, Rossignol Scraches, spy googles, a big huge helmet ( with maybe some Line, and south park stickers on it) and to top if off they have the trade mark, tight black pants, that are a little baggy around the knees and cramp up in wedgies in the ass region. These type of kids attack the jumps with lu kang grabs and kick outs. They stomp rails with their hands in the air, and their body up right and legs close together. These kids stand in the park alone or sometimes with a friend or two. They stand and look around as they watch other kids. they drift toward the smaller jumps, never tempting to hit the bigs on the right side of the park. Sometimes one of these kids will get the courage to hit the right side. their friends sit eagerley and anxiously by the jump. their friend goes off. his hoody flaps in the wind, his Rossignol skis clatter and kickout. His body lands right on the knuckle, his friends gasp in horror. the boy crashes, his helmet flies off, a swirl of snow covers him. He is slow to get up The local kids at the top of the park, squeal with laughter, the kids friends help him get his stuff. Soon it is all over. The kid looks down in defeat, but pledges to hit the jump again.
Do you know this kid, or his kind only found in Breckenridge. Please i must know if his kind is found other slopes around the world.
thank you for your help in such a horrible topic.
May 12 2004 10:40PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
they are silly. still tho, everyone has to start some where. Im sure when u first started park the 'big right side' of the jumps were hard too


yay skiing

May 12 2004 10:43PM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
many, but most don't realize it, it's cool though, they make skiing interesting






'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
May 12 2004 10:45PM
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summit-soldier
Posts: 179 - Karma: 10
this kid is no beginer in the park. he has been around for many seasons. He has seen many things and many people. He has created the superficial feeling he is cool but he is not.
May 12 2004 10:47PM
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Meh42
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your style of writing really creeps me the fuck out...
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May 12 2004 10:48PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
dude thats liek the kid in the skateparks.... black jeans,, white etnies czars,,, black hoodie with some fucked up dragon on it.. short fat... weariing a shortys beanes black aslo. has a shortys board with elemet baker and one hook up sticker.. and he sand liek hes gonna drop in and he just sets his board down and does mongo kick flips..never lnads hem but tries three.. only three talks to his mexican buddy who can do heel flips and tells him that he is having a bad day.. then he starts singing pennywise fuck athority. then he pulls out a snickers and eats it.. puts on a nother sticker on his board.. farts.. sets he board to drop in yells at some good guy. hey man watch it. the good guy get out. kid drops in halfway he falls back into the side with his arms at his side. hits his head and gets a bloody nose on his left nosterial. starts crying. right at that time his mother comes and picks him up in his minivan.. yeah his name is criss


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May 12 2004 10:54PM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
^hahahahahhha






'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
May 12 2004 11:02PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
summit solder... i loved that



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'Iam sittin here in my Ns hoodie, i have my goggles on and my silk pj's.. God!! i want to ski.. Shorty -T
May 12 2004 11:05PM
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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6382 - Karma: 946
^ I didn't. Summit-Soldier, for all the kids who are afraid to go big: shut up. For the love, it isn't like they always bother you or talk trash about you. Instead of being an ass and posting some long, satirical, passive voice rant, you could possibly encourage the kid on what he is doing wrong.

Otherwise, please shut up. You should be typing stories about how sick the park is at Breck or the amazing pow. In your little 'story' you talked about how snow went up around the kid when he bailed. I have never even landed in enough snow for that to happen. So, have a little grace for the kid, and grow up? gg

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May 12 2004 11:17PM
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Durtschi
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what you talking bout willace? your post is a waste of jibberjabber in the space time continueum



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May 12 2004 11:27PM
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a.beezy
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 109
tim it's a...well, um a facet of knowledge






'well i bumed into kristi once and she was like 'yo me and pep are gonna get big gulps, you in? and i was like, Shit yea bitch, let me bring rory bushfeild and hibbert, cause were really tight' -Mikael420
May 12 2004 11:28PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
OH FUCK^^^^ HEs got a nother think commin



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just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
May 13 2004 12:19AM
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cj
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the big jumps are on the left in whistler.


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May 13 2004 12:27AM
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hoodratz47
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same at timber line




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just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
May 13 2004 12:30AM
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mattwalker
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they are at breckenridge too... and snowmass and buttermilk...


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May 13 2004 12:32AM
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Mahre
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you saw me at timberline? i feel speshul

guess she doesn't know hers comes with free refills
May 13 2004 12:35AM
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summit-soldier
Posts: 179 - Karma: 10
snow does shoot up when you crash sometimes. your edges catch, and snow sprays freely across your body. its awesomely cool.
May 13 2004 8:54AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hes probably talking about himself


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May 13 2004 10:32AM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
haha, i liked it because it was a perfect discription of a kid i know from cypress.
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May 13 2004 11:40AM
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Rick_Husted
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that kid is me guys, seriously.
May 13 2004 11:46AM
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RidgeSkier
Posts: 354 - Karma: 23
what the hell is the point of this topic? just so you can rag on a kid whose friends don't ski. and just because his clothes aren't fuckin' baggy enough to drag on the snow and he hasn't progressed enough to go as big as you doesn't mean you have to talk shit about him. at least he has enough balls to try something new.

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May 13 2004 3:36PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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summit-soldier....you nailed it. like 90%of the kids i my park are just like that

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
May 13 2004 3:38PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I agree with 4D creepy ass writing its so weird but i like it! Keep up the weird shit




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May 13 2004 4:51PM
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B-Har406
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DUDE WHO FUCKING CARES U DO WAT U WANT TO DO I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS THAT R RACERS AND THEY R LIKE ALL LOKE THAT




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May 13 2004 4:57PM
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JibbaJabba
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hahahahaha that made me laugh so hard.
May 13 2004 4:59PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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yeah that kid is me





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 13 2004 5:10PM
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D-spin
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the one about the skateboarder is defantly me but im not really an ass about it

May 13 2004 5:21PM
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WIllW
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there is a kid at our resort with yellow hoodie and yellow pants everytime, the ahmet and giray named him banana man
May 13 2004 5:32PM
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C.Royce
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hoodratz47, learn how to type please.
May 13 2004 5:44PM
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unrigged
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i think the kid with the scratches is actually him, or hes the kid that watches the kid with the scracthes. Fucking noob, why would you bitch on some kid thats trying. If you were any good at all like the guy up there said you would encourage his ass to get up again and try again rather than standing there and laughing.





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May 13 2004 6:03PM
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hoodratz47
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yeahh.. if 10 people sign a list.. ill type better..



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just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
May 13 2004 6:04PM
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trama1260
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as i say in every other post everyone on here needs to get a life
its in the water
May 13 2004 6:07PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
are you a professional?

doubt it

so shut the fuck up

maybe not everyone has the skiing ability of yourself.

why dont you grab your nuts and help them out a little. then maybe just maybe one day they will be able to grace 'the big jumps' with pros such as yourself.


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May 13 2004 6:21PM
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Newskoolkavana
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haha ive never seen this banana man



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May 13 2004 6:25PM
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rossipowderhound
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I don't understand why it matters that much. Least the kid is having ago at the jump, kids have to start somewhere, and you said he's been doing it for years so let him have his fun and think he's good!

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May 13 2004 6:41PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
YES! OH MY GOD YOU A ARE A FUCKING PSYCHIC! there is a kid at my mountain EXACLY like you described. he annoys the hell out of me too.
May 13 2004 7:03PM
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dilla_says_go
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you left out the part about forced gorilla steeze
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May 13 2004 7:10PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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One of my friend is like that, I guess, but he tries real hard and doesen't think he's cool so I can't blame him.

I, on the other hand, was like that and then when I started getting an ounce of talent, I got an injury that ruined my season.
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May 13 2004 7:12PM
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TOILET
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that kid is me






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May 13 2004 7:13PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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hoodratz if we really do that will you type better?





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
May 13 2004 7:18PM
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cams
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usually those kids don't hit jumps man


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What's with all the hate?
May 13 2004 9:09PM
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steezymac
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i know EXACTALLY what your talking about
May 13 2004 9:18PM
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h3ofilms
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our hard jumps are on the left, haha...give the kid a break, unless he talks a giant story about 'how good he is', then dont give him too much crap, but yeah, every park has those kids...worse are the mogul kids with their mogul skis, that tell everyone with twintips their gay (not generalizing mogul kids, just some ive met before)
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May 13 2004 9:18PM
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sexyboomhower
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holy shit that made my day!!!
May 13 2004 9:37PM
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hoodratz47
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Yes... i keep my promises



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just chillax and slide.. Shorty _t
May 13 2004 9:52PM
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quebecfreestyler
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i wish some kids had rossi scratchh at my hill
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May 13 2004 11:20PM
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Sinister
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well,I guess there are a lot of kids like the one whom you described,but I haven't seen one yet.
But what is up with making fun of other people on the hill?At least they are skiing,and I am sure that they like it,maybe they even love it.As long as they are out there trying something.Maybe they don't have the balls to hit the big jumps at the far side of Breck,but someday maybe they grow some,and maybe,someday,they'll be better than you.And maybe(tho i am not sure about it)they won't be showing off,because they really won't care about it anymore.Their love for skiing just has to grow.
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May 13 2004 11:37PM
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snowchick
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that was funny,
the northshore mts in BC are all like that... cypress and seymour mostly. the kids come from the cities and dont know any different. those people are also why whistler makes you pay to hit the pro park now. liability for stupid punks that hit jumps too big for them to handle.
May 14 2004 12:04AM
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TheWorst
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HEY THATS ME! haha
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May 14 2004 8:05PM
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k2yeags
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does putting down and making fun of all novice skiers, rais you up at all or make you better then them?

everyone, including YOU, started somewhere so as long as they arnt talking shit about you why dont you just let them be. Skiing, for me at least, is about spending a day doing something i enjoy not about putting other people down.



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
May 14 2004 10:42PM
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etom
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thers a kid a snopqualmie with PEs and his friend has pistols and they go off the little jumps and do grabs. they piss me off because they think they are the shit, but they suck.
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May 14 2004 10:47PM
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