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Wierd shit you do home alone

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thelizards
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I always walk around on my tip toes to see what it would be like to be 3 inches taller. its fun







inb4 fapping
Oct 5 2010 8:25PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
fapping


inafter fapping
Oct 5 2010 8:26PM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
fap


but thats normal
Oct 5 2010 8:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
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oh nooooz
Oct 5 2010 8:26PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
wear boxers and nothing else for most of the days.

or if im feeling classy ill put on sweat pants.


inb4 fapping
Oct 5 2010 8:26PM
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stickerman
Posts: 2043 - Karma: 147
fapping
inb4 fapping
Oct 5 2010 8:26PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
DAMMIT
Oct 5 2010 8:27PM
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Ski.The.Ice
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
listen to music really loud. while jibbing my furnature
Oct 5 2010 8:28PM
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TechnoPotamus
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fap thread!

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cool beans
Oct 5 2010 8:28PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
almost always naked
smoke in a room i haven't before
pick up some rugs and slide around on the wood floor in a nice pair of socks
Oct 5 2010 8:29PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
shit with the door open

and of course fap in my parents bed
Oct 5 2010 8:30PM
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stickerman
Posts: 2043 - Karma: 147
listen to music really loud, sometimes turn on the police scanner
Oct 5 2010 8:31PM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
first two things for sure
3rd not so much
Oct 5 2010 8:33PM
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Posts: 266 - Karma: -23
i like to put my junk out of the little front boxer hole, and stand on my front steps and let my junk hang in the wind, its very impowering
Oct 5 2010 8:34PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
play mw2 with the tv at max, and fap
Oct 5 2010 8:34PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,281
haha word man
Oct 5 2010 8:36PM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
bump my music and i definately roll around in just some boxers.
Oct 5 2010 8:36PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36697 - Karma: 110,717
Fap into the milk jug. Fap into different food items. Rub your sack on your parents or sisters pillows.
Oct 5 2010 8:37PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,296
I like to tidy up the house and do all my homework so when my parents cum home I might have the possibility of sleeping somewhere other then the cellar and maybe if im extra lucky, get to eat their leftovers from dinner!!!!!
Oct 5 2010 8:40PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

pretend im the kid from home alone and set up traps all over the house

Oct 5 2010 8:44PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
one time i put a TV and my XBOX in front of the shitter, i had a good 3 hour poop, idk why but it was so much better than sitting on the couch, and by the time i went to wipe it was all dry, double win
Oct 5 2010 9:01PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
LOL
Oct 5 2010 9:05PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
take shits with the door open, go on river boat gambling trips, make my own beef jerky
Oct 5 2010 9:06PM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
Put on my mankini and try to achieve a sexy new pose.
Oct 5 2010 9:07PM
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inb4_UMAD
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Oct 5 2010 9:15PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
fapfapfapfapfapfap


fap
Oct 5 2010 9:18PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
i sing very loud while listening to songs i like.
Oct 5 2010 9:20PM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
set up traps to catch burglars...






and fap
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Oct 5 2010 9:23PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
just yell crazy shit
Oct 5 2010 9:25PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
-Try on my ski gear
-Wear ridiculous clothing
-Put random shit in my hair or make it look fucking stupid
-Don't clean until the last possible chance before someone comes over
-Have one chair I can sit in and do everything (homework, computer, xbox, get food... usually involves shit everywhere and i like it) still need to find a way to shit/piss while doing this though
-Fap

And wear my shirt like this, as I am right now
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Oct 5 2010 9:26PM
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hella.sick.skier
Posts: 934 - Karma: 70
i like this im gonna do it sometime
Oct 5 2010 9:27PM
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Happy.
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This, loud, off key singing is where it's at
Oct 5 2010 9:46PM
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hoodratz47
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i lived by myslef for a while now...   yeah...   it gets weird... deff have to door open on the shitter.. and im naked alot.
Oct 5 2010 9:48PM
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WaterBottle
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i dont wear clothes alot
Oct 5 2010 9:50PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
run around naked and sing the travelers insurance song where all the animals get a long
Oct 5 2010 9:50PM
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soulskier
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walk around naked and talk to myself in german, it helps sink it in...
Oct 5 2010 9:51PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
leave the bathroom door open all the time, in fact just generally leave things open. peanut butter, back door, oven, random shit on my computer, the cupboard with al my favourite snacks, etc.
Oct 5 2010 9:59PM
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morpheus
Posts: 150 - Karma: 15
hahaha wtf dude?
Oct 5 2010 9:59PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
wear my ski clothes and FUCK!!!!!!
Oct 5 2010 10:02PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
play call of duty naked with my feet up and legs spread apart
Oct 5 2010 10:04PM
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morpheus
Posts: 150 - Karma: 15
yell at the tv
sing loudly off key.
watch cartoons and history channel.
make unusually complicated ramen dishes.
poop with the door open.
pee in my backyard.
be as lasy as humanly possible.
sometimes scream for no reason....
Oct 5 2010 10:04PM
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-___-
Posts: 266 - Karma: -23
you havent lived til youve done it..try it
Oct 5 2010 10:06PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
i would live like such a disgusting piece of shit if i was home alone all the time
Oct 5 2010 10:06PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
i blast some Jimi Hendrix in the kitchen even if im rarely in the kitchen. i then proceed to play my drums obnoxiously loudly in my boxers then pick up my guitar and cramp the amp to eleven



the fap
Oct 5 2010 10:07PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
I can't believe nobody has said masturbate yet.
Oct 5 2010 10:07PM
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-___-
Posts: 266 - Karma: -23
oh and fapping in the woods
Oct 5 2010 10:08PM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
yeah what the fap
Oct 5 2010 10:12PM
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blatt
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Oct 5 2010 10:15PM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
fuck me

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Oct 5 2010 10:15PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
do my homework.





























while fapping.
Oct 5 2010 10:19PM
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