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Vending Machine (forum game)

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LoftyLawnChair
Posts: 846 - Karma: 220
Ok, this is the VENDING MACHINE!

How to play!

You are in front of a soda machine.

Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!

Your post starts with "Gets ......" and concludes with "Inserts ......"

You need to say what the person above you gets from the coke machine, then you insert an object of your choice.

Ok, I'll start.
*inserts Wooden Buddha
Sep 25 2010 1:32PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Out comes more failed math

Insert birds
Sep 29 2010 5:43PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Out comes ecstasy and deadmau5 cd's and a dead mouse.

Insert my dick
Sep 29 2010 5:48PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
out comes a gay guy who won't stop talking about how much he loves almonds but shouldn't eat them because the chocolate will make him fat

insert dollar bill
Sep 29 2010 5:50PM
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diseased_steeze
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
Out comes blood and fourskin.


Insert vanilla sky on dvd.
Sep 29 2010 5:50PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
out comes horrible picture quality (blu ray bitch)



Insert Coke
Sep 29 2010 5:52PM
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diseased_steeze
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
Out comes meth.

Insert said meth.
Sep 29 2010 5:52PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
out comes fucked up face and bumped threads from 2005


Insert troll
Sep 29 2010 5:53PM
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diseased_steeze
Posts: 32 - Karma: 10
out comes thugaim.


Sep 29 2010 5:58PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Ohhhh.
i enjoy thugaim's posts

anyways
insert a dead mouse
Sep 29 2010 10:02PM
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binturong-qwerty
Posts: 1506 - Karma: 146
out comes a thuggie

insert 3rd world child
Sep 29 2010 11:03PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Out comes AIDS

Insert the pigs
Oct 1 2010 11:26PM
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