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Guilty or not guilty?

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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
The way it works is you answer the question above you with guilty or not guilty and then leave a new question for the next person. Lets get some interesting questions cause I know there are some interesting stories floatin around NS. Ill start

Have you ever drunk dialed a government building (Post office etc.)?
Sep 25 2010 12:55PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
I woke up to the rythmic moving of the sheets and a little creaking. Not sure what was going on.

Did you completely take over another family members Christmas gift because you like it a lot today?
I know I did, I'm on my mom's new laptop right now haha
Dec 25 2010 10:48AM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,951
Not Guilty thankfuly


have you ever tampered with someones food or drink?
Feb 11 2011 6:38PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
guilty, who hasnt put salt in someones drink during elementary school?

have you ever stolen something from your grandparents?
Feb 11 2011 6:41PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
guilty, hot sauced a bro's burger, dumb and dumber style.. never would do that shit to chicks though

have you ever tried something with a partner in an intimate situation when you know you shouldnt have?
Feb 11 2011 6:41PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
not guilty. question above
Feb 11 2011 6:42PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
whatup new icon
Feb 11 2011 8:00PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
guilty

have you ever had sex on the hill?
Feb 11 2011 8:05PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
not guilty.

have you ever jumped into snow. naked?
Feb 11 2011 8:19PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
guilty.

have you ever backed into a federal light pole and ran?
Feb 11 2011 8:32PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
not guilty

have you ever been walked in on while doin the nasty?
Feb 11 2011 9:12PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
not guilty.

you ever clogged a toilet and blamed it on someone else?
Feb 11 2011 9:22PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
guilty

have you ever fallen in love?
Feb 11 2011 9:37PM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
not guilty.

have you ever peed in your parents bed
Feb 11 2011 9:41PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
not guilty (you scary scary man)

ever sent pictures of your junk/shejunk to someone?
Feb 11 2011 9:43PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
Lolololol GUILTY! Same question!
Feb 12 2011 12:15AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
Lolololol GUILTY! Same question!
Feb 12 2011 12:15AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
i dont think "same question" is allowed...

but not guilty.

ever pissed on the seat of the toilet on purpose?
Feb 12 2011 12:19AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
Not guilty. Ever pooped in a public bathroom?
Feb 12 2011 1:36AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36681 - Karma: 110,608
Obviously guilty. I mean when I gotta poo, I gotta go poo man and I am shitting in the nearest stall regardless if its public bathrooms or my own bathroom.


Have you ever been caught scratching and sniffing your junk?
Feb 12 2011 1:38AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
guilty, both.


ever jacked off in church
Feb 12 2011 1:58AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
not guilty.

Have you ever jerked it internatonally?
Feb 12 2011 2:09AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36681 - Karma: 110,608
not guilty


Have you ever farted in a room then proceeded to walk out to cover it up?
Feb 12 2011 2:10AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
guilty.


ever farted outside your car, gotten inside and then get called out by the girl that you farted outside
Feb 12 2011 2:17AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36681 - Karma: 110,608
Sort of guilty. I have been called out for that though.
Feb 12 2011 2:19AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Guilty

Have you ever crashed skiing because you where looking at a girl (or guy if that's how you roll)
Feb 12 2011 2:25AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
yeah... i have...... ONLY TO PUT THE OINTMENT WHERE IT WAS NEEDED


have you ever shit in the shower and then just stomped it down..only to find the gum you swallowed is stuck in the drain??
Feb 12 2011 2:50AM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
i feel as if you are speaking from experience..

not guilty.

have you ever reverted from switch to regular, only to catch an edge and crash hard in front of the whole lift line?
Feb 12 2011 4:00AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
regretably, guilty

have you ever landed switch but just off balance, so you cant recover but it takes 50-60ft before you actually crash so you look like you crashed for no reason at all?
Feb 12 2011 4:09AM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 392
Yes I've walked in on them I started crying This was like a 6months ago I
Feb 12 2011 6:11AM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 392
Have you ever had sexual relations in the woods
Feb 12 2011 6:13AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
a girl peed on my feet and then i got a blowjob.. so guilty

have you ever blamed a fart and the nearest dog
Feb 12 2011 6:21AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
not guilty

have you ever been angry to some random gaper?
Feb 12 2011 7:15AM
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Mormor_Olga
Posts: 259 - Karma: 34
Not Guilty


Ever shat your pants after a hard bail?
Feb 12 2011 7:43AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,212
not guilty... i have pissed a lil
Feb 12 2011 8:06AM
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little1337
Posts: 8159 - Karma: 45,773
guilteeeeeey


Have you ever felt up your cousin in the garage that weekend when i was ten?
Feb 12 2011 8:34AM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
not guilty

ever got/gave head on the lift?
Feb 12 2011 10:28AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
guilty.

ever had a dreeam about dirty shit with a distant family member?
Feb 12 2011 12:38PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
Not guilty. Have you ever cried at school?
Feb 12 2011 2:35PM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
guilty
i took a nalgene to the face during lunch...

have you ever had a dirty ass dream about one of your teachers?
Feb 12 2011 2:53PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
guilty

she is hot as fuck and nice tits and when she bent over her thong always hung out. and helped she was 24

have you ever been to chads gap?
Feb 12 2011 2:56PM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
not guilty. heard it's a nice place tho.



have you ever started a girl fight on purpose?
Feb 12 2011 3:08PM
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JeremyB
Posts: 629 - Karma: 30

not guilty.

Have you ever pooped besides a toilet in a public bathroom ?

Feb 12 2011 3:10PM
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Tall_Paul
Posts: 958 - Karma: 57
not guilty

have you ever had a sexual fanasty about a teacher?
Feb 12 2011 3:17PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
not guilty.

have you ever accidentally drank someones chew spit from a can/beer bottle?
Feb 12 2011 3:18PM
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jonny828
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 58
holy fuckin gnar definitely not guilty
thatd turn you away from chew wouldnt it?

have you ever spit while chewing in someones drink on purpose?
Feb 12 2011 5:56PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
not guilty

ever gotten a blumkin?
Feb 14 2011 10:17AM
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Winston_Smith
Posts: 722 - Karma: 35

not guilty

 ever fingered a spider monkeys butthole

Feb 14 2011 10:46AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550

guilty

have you ever posted in this thread?

Feb 14 2011 10:51AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
poopfartpee.


have you ever peed in the shower?
Feb 14 2011 12:54PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Guilty


Have you ever peed in a pool?
Feb 14 2011 12:56PM
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