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How to get revenge!

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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
I was looking at my skis today.. and i noticed a HUGE gought across the side..then i remembered that a snowboarder kid ran over my skis last time i went skiing..he had no control and couldn't stop. I figure..he's learning..can't have hurt my skis too bad..so i let it go... and now im so pissed...what should i do next time one of those lil fools runs over my skis! any suggestions welcome!
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23 years ago
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
if hes on a hard run and hes out of control, bring him to ski patrol
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Drail
Posts: 14045 - Karma: 10,323
you could just suck it up...

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23 years ago
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
you have poles...use em!!




**I'd rather be skiing**

'this cold weather is going to cause me to kill something. watch out lady bugs - you're going down!!!!' - Mr.Hunt

23 years ago
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
yup the poles are always a good thing

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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
you need to mellow out it isnt that big of a deal
D.A.R.E=Drugs are really excellent
23 years ago
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
ok well this is what you do
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Eat bleach and die.
23 years ago
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
whoops as i was saying go to your local hardware store, they sell hydrochloric acid for getting mold off walls, when you are on the lift and you see the kid below you just drop the acid on his heah, he should burn to shit in a matter or minutes
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23 years ago
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Big_Willy
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...or go to a shop and get it patched up.
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23 years ago
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Yeah get it patched up, thats what I would do!
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23 years ago
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BlindFaith
Posts: 841 - Karma: 12
Let it go or show him up.

At MRG last year this gaper smacked right into me and my bro in the liftline going like mach 3. We were fine but he was a real jerk about it and didn't apologize for it. So we saw him half way down our next run and flew by him as he wedged his way through the bumps. Sucka!


Cheers
'You cant get hurt in the air....its when you land that bad things happen'
23 years ago
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MuteMasterX
Posts: 309 - Karma: 11
I fun tactic i use quite often is to pack a couple ice balls in your coat pocket before you get on the chair...aim...and let 'er rip as hard as you can!!
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23 years ago
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 61
Stick your pole up his ass, but if he's enjoying it then stop, and kick him in the nuts.



... but whatever the leaders of our sport are crack addicts so who knows whats gonna happen.'
-Schwags

THC (triple Hybrid Core)
is just soemthing tanner Hall made up
THC is 'conincidently' the name of the drug in Marijuana... And the designers of the skis 'conincindently' smoke so much weed
23 years ago
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freestyleskier14
Posts: 638 - Karma: 8
thats what ski pole are for...
23 years ago
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
you know, the first thing i thought of when i saw googoo271's icon were the rossi scratches. WHY CAN'T I BE NORMAL AND STOP SEEING NAKED GIRLS??? it's just not healthy.
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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

23 years ago
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
hey man i happen to like naked woman i even jacked off to my scratches on serveral (6,789) occassions over the whole entire week i've had them
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Eat bleach and die.
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
your poles are there for a reason.


meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?
23 years ago
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chimprevolution
Posts: 392 - Karma: 13
smack that fool where he stand, as hard as i smack brendan ochinero
23 years ago
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shawnm1260
Posts: 3219 - Karma: 66
i agree the ski pole is a wonderful weapon...tool i meant tool
23 years ago
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linerider2006
Posts: 49 - Karma: 11
Hey lifejacket, u r assuming that he has balls. Most snowboarders dont, i prefer icing them then turnin fakie and flippin them off w/ both hands. This tactic works best on skiboards w/ out poles (see skiboards are good for sumthing)



I am proud 2 ski
I am proud 2 ski jumps
I am proud 2 ski rails
I am proud 2 ski line
I am proud 2 ice snowboarders
23 years ago
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sirjibsalot
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HAHAHA yeah...the fakie two middle finger techniqe would work good...

or you can just say...your fucking idiot learn how to snowboard...fag...and then ride away...
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23 years ago
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linerider2006
Posts: 49 - Karma: 11
yes using profanity works well w/ the 2 middle fingers, make sure you never do this 2 a hot snowboarder chick though, just knock them over and hop on top


I am proud 2 ski
I am proud 2 ski jumps
I am proud 2 ski rails
I am proud 2 ski line
I am proud 2 ice snowboarders
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snowjunkie_chick
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yeah take your poll and stick it up their ass, and then take off your ski and beat the shit of the little fucker!

huh well later
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23 years ago
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i did the fakie thing once...my ski night was ended pretty quick
kids:hey giligan! did u eat the skipper

tommyboy:you better pray to the god you skinny little punks that this wind doesnt pick up or else ill come over there and jam an oar up your ass!!!
23 years ago
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Casper
Posts: 485 - Karma: 5
why don't you cry about it.. to the entire NS forum...
23 years ago
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Casper
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forgot the ;)
23 years ago
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kwoodhucka
Posts: 253 - Karma: 12
what i did to one of my snowboarder friends (on accident, but worked) is we were going down next to eachother, ended up turning towards eachother so i lifted one ski and it clipped the tip of his board and he tumbled about 6 times at high speed down the slope. fucking hilarious.
23 years ago
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newkid900
Posts: 632 - Karma: 138
take off one of his bindings and leave it sitting next to his board.





I pitty the fool who don't use 1-800 Collect.
23 years ago
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PocketRocket
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 10
ever seen the movie something about mckonky??? the volant machete add...come on...go for it!!!
23 years ago
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midjib
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
you dont ski on the tops of your skis, let it go. who cares what the top looks like.

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23 years ago
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
alright sheesh..sorry for posting

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PocketRocket
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 10
that same sorta thing happened to my friend...on his ski jump skis...he was going from the lift back to the jump and this snowboard kid just nailed him....ripped half the topsheet off his ski, and cracked the sidewall....but of course the kid got up and rode off, so we couldnt do anything about it
23 years ago
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midjib
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
I know it pisses you off and have every right to be pissed because they are your skis. It just doesnt bother me too much because it happens so damn much. but whats done is done.
23 years ago
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