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Drunk NS!

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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
GO!
Sep 19 2010 1:38AM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
i WAS QUITE THE DRUNKEN TROOPER LAST NIGHT AND TONIGHT! TO ALL AT 1F3 SHOUT OUT.
Sep 19 2010 1:39AM
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Schlop
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well im fuckin wasted and theres like 10 people over shiieet
Sep 19 2010 1:40AM
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Dhane
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this is a solid start to the official drunk NS thread! im so far gone i had to read that sentence 3 times to perfect it!
Sep 19 2010 1:40AM
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brosicle
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I just drank a beer and I'm sooo wasted

if anyone wants to take advantage of me now would be the time and I tottaly wouldn't even remember it.
Sep 19 2010 1:41AM
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FoxRiderAR77
Posts: 231 - Karma: 12
This is awesome

Sep 19 2010 1:42AM
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Dhane
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you and your lower drinking age in canada. you are no longer alowed to post in this thread. you must be 100% blackout to post here
Sep 19 2010 1:43AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Sep 19 2010 1:44AM
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stunt_ditch
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Oh, this thread is right in my wheelhouse. Just got home from some hipster show, and I'm waking up in two hours to go to NASCAR. Can hipsters go to NASCAR? Fuck.
Sep 19 2010 1:46AM
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Testicles
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fuckin' hipsters
Sep 19 2010 1:46AM
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Blurst
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THEY WILL RAPE YOU BEWARE!! PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.
Sep 19 2010 1:47AM
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brosicle
Posts: 160 - Karma: 10
DOOD.

YOU DIDNT UNDERSTAND ME!!1!1?!?!1?

I DRANKED A HOLE BEAR TO MYSELV1!!!!



IM SOO DRUMK.
Sep 19 2010 1:47AM
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soulskier
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Sep 19 2010 1:47AM
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theabortionator
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I stole some wine from my parents cabinet. Drank a few sips. HAMMERED.
Sep 19 2010 2:03AM
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Gameboy
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you were at if3?
Sep 19 2010 2:04AM
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Blurst
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YES SIR I SURE WAS. ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE NOT WEARING A SHIRT THAT WAS TOO MY KNEES.
Sep 19 2010 2:04AM
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skichicky3
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IM DRUNK TOO...I WAS JUMPING ON MY BED WHEN I GOT HOME NAD HIT MY HEAD ON THE CIELLING. FUCK, BUT I YELLED OUT THE WINDOW THAT MY NEIGHBOR IS A WHORE AT HER,C AUSE SHE IS A WHORE!!!!
Sep 19 2010 2:05AM
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no_steeze
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i'm soooo drunk. i'm just gonna find any guy, i don't care who he is, and take him home with me. watch me. i'm gonna do it
Sep 19 2010 2:06AM
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skichicky3
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HOT. some gyu texted me asking if i wanted to have a three way with his friend. ahhahahahahahahhahaha
Sep 19 2010 2:07AM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
how were you dressed.

I was a volonteer, I had the staff shirt and black tight pants with a 6.0 hat!
Sep 19 2010 2:08AM
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DERS.
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mkattttyyy im very shwastey roight now!!!
what to watch?
answer chapelles show and chug life
Sep 19 2010 2:08AM
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-Mugatu
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sometimes when i like to fuks wit da hoes my pants come over the hills and rhinosorous rex's eat the men who try to shoot out purple candycanes from nails in the roof that are spirled so you can think they are screws but me and jeff know the difference hahahaha
Sep 19 2010 2:11AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
i miss my blackout drunk thread
Sep 19 2010 2:25AM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
haha. this thread has yielded great results
Sep 19 2010 2:41AM
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skichicky3
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 64
no you
Sep 19 2010 2:49AM
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molsongolden
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 162
dibs
Sep 19 2010 2:55AM
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skichicky3
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i've never had a threesome but I GUESS if I did.... lol
Sep 19 2010 3:02AM
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molsongolden
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YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, and so begins the most epic /claim in NS history
Sep 19 2010 3:04AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 19 2010 3:06AM
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Ducky.
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hawt
Sep 19 2010 3:09AM
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molsongolden
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I just mixed grey goose pear (la poire) and apple juice and it tastes good
Sep 19 2010 3:29AM
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ECB
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rRight now im drunk and a solid 9 or 10 is in my dorm but shew has a boryfriend who is 29 and plays WOW but she is 20 so noone is getting acnthting tonight :(
Sep 19 2010 3:38AM
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molsongolden
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just because there's a goalie in the net doesn't mean you can't score bro
Sep 19 2010 3:40AM
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Caspian
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Do these taste like roofies?


Sep 19 2010 3:40AM
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ECB
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Naw its not a goalie, its long storre and im not postition to tell it right wow


and my roommate is wasted, walking around saying this isnt freshemne year, im not puking

then pukeing
Sep 19 2010 3:42AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Hooked up with this girl tonight at my house, drank 10 beers and can't fucking see straight

my exchange student thinks i'M FUCKED
Sep 19 2010 3:44AM
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molsongolden
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haha you can't see straight because you drank 10 beers?
Sep 19 2010 3:46AM
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Schlop
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I'm still here and typing properly but I'M SHITFACED. thunderstorm too wtf
Sep 19 2010 3:51AM
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skichicky3
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weakkk I can drink ten beers no prob
Sep 19 2010 3:53AM
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Schlop
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Hi there! How are things?
Sep 19 2010 3:54AM
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skichicky3
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refer to a few posts above...
Sep 19 2010 3:54AM
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Schlop
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no u
Sep 19 2010 3:55AM
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skichicky3
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nope, I can handle 10 beers better than you.
Sep 19 2010 3:55AM
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Schlop
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funny cause I'm still functioning normally, don't wanna fight

PS. for everyone that this matters to; just hooked up with zoe
Sep 19 2010 3:58AM
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Goglines
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well im fucing hammered as usual
Sep 19 2010 4:15AM
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rudager
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well hello ns. drunk ns
join me so i have friends, and female companions would be appreciatied

copy and past


m+u=2gether 4everm+u=2gether 4everm+u=2gether 4ever
Sep 19 2010 4:23AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
I challenge you to a shotgun-off. first to 10 wins. loser gets naked.
Sep 19 2010 4:24AM
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skichicky3
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Haha Sam I never said i could shotgun 10 beers no problem...thats different. I would most certainly lose
Sep 19 2010 4:24AM
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omIV
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ohh and that definitly wasn't my intention at all
Sep 19 2010 4:30AM
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skichicky3
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yeah yeah sureeee
Sep 19 2010 4:38AM
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Dainsey
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why don't we have a how high ns thread?
cuz i'm high.
Sep 19 2010 4:47AM
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