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Showering Procedure?

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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Anyone have them?

I always shampoo first
then wash my torso
then my left pit
then left arm
left leg/foot
right leg/foot
left pit
left arm
and the genitalia every other Friday.
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
noone has problems with funny double posts, lol
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
get in shower.

scrub top to bottom. (why would you wash your face after you scrub your balls?)

shave head, face, chest, manscape.

rinse.

rub one out if my gf didn't stay the night (resulting no morning secks). aim for the drain...it's like target practice.

rinse again.

dry off.


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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
this.

clearly there are only a few men on this website that grow enough hair that shaving after a shower is a necessity..

invest in a fogless mirror to stick in your shower...that way you can shower and shave at the same time with hot enough hot water on your face that you never have to worry about razor burn...its the best purchase i've ever made
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
so you put a mirror in your shower so you can shave while you take a shower?


inb4 X to the Z
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Been.stick
Posts: 436 - Karma: 491
walk into disgusting dorm bathroom
turn on shower, cold, very cold
wash stomach, then face
arms
be freezing cold
get out
awake for the day
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Never ually wear make up, usually rock talk tees or work shirts Not taking showers everyday os better for your h air and skin and environment
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BROSEIDON
Posts: 3702 - Karma: 1,495
brush teeth twice in shower
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Ski_the_east01
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 2,306
hahah

oh and pro tip...put some rain-x on the mirror and you never have to worry about wiping it off
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
yes. i love you
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Lemuel
Posts: 14544 - Karma: 11,157
How can you guys turn the shower up real hot at the end? That is the worst because you are freezing when you get out. You gotta finish off with like a minute of freezing cold water. That way you are warm when you get out of the shower.
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 38
homo
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ch@se
Posts: 790 - Karma: 71
I shower just like any other normal person...

Except sometimes I take a poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with my toes.
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Arabian.
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SpiritualPlum
Posts: 129 - Karma: 14

get nekkid (clothes in a heap on the floor)

Wash hair (conditioner if I'm going anywhere nice/with a girl)

Arms, chest, legs, and last but not least mah scrotular region (extra carefully. Ever get soap in your dick and it burns to piss? yea...)

Leave wet mat and towel in a pile.

brush teef/wash face.

Get dressed.

???????

Profit!!

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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
why are you asking us?

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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
+k, im eating popcorn and i laughed so hard it all flew out of the bowl for some reason.. anyway for me,
water on
nekkid
get in shower
sit there for 10 mins and wake up (skip if before school)
wash hair/face
wash body
sit there again for a while
get out
be cold
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 38
lol have to laugh at that
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Shredability
Posts: 2757 - Karma: 501
I like to switch it up

no specific order
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dougwilson
Posts: 62 - Karma: 11
turn the water on to let it get warm
shit
get in
wash face
wash torso
left leg
right leg
left arm
right arm
rinse
shampoo
then just chill for a while and reflect on all my life experiences

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WaterBottle
Posts: 1157 - Karma: 2
i cant start my day without a shower'

is dat bad
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2388 - Karma: 2,086
i do it differently everytime.
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9096 - Karma: 3,071
smell shorts.
they don't smell like decomposing flesh.
i put them back on.
deodorant.
clothes.
walk out door.
save water.
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Mixy
Posts: 8355 - Karma: 50,399
i go in upside down. get erection. jizz on countertop. get back in. poo in shower. then finish my bath
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cottage_steeze
Posts: 564 - Karma: 58
so you wash your left pit and left arm twice, but not your right side? thats a weird idea.
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