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The real simon dumont

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jibopoply
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Check it out and rate
Sep 14 2010 6:38AM
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Ralf
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this can be anybody...
Sep 14 2010 6:59AM
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jibopoply
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look on the funny side not the literal
Sep 14 2010 7:14AM
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ClauseFour
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There is no funny side.
Sep 14 2010 7:30AM
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Tsands
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I have seen this guy when skiing and he has exactly the same gear as Dumont
accept skis
its super funny when everyone calls him simon cos he gets heaps fired up about it!
Sep 14 2010 7:40AM
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jibopoply
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yer besides him eating shit and looking like dumont
Sep 14 2010 7:51AM
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ClauseFour
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1. He doesn't look like Dumont at all. He happens to be wearing similar clothes to Simon Dumont. Similar clothes =/= 'looks like'

2. He ate shit. Big deal. I've seen plenty of people do it, and done it myself many times. It's all part of learning new tricks. It's not funny.


Sparknote: your post is unfunny and unnecessary.
Sep 14 2010 9:08AM
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Mike-O
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Sounded like he was talking to some other Simon sucking him off.
Sep 14 2010 9:17AM
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-justice-
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uuuhhhhh...that looks like anyone.  not simon.  sorry bud.
Sep 14 2010 1:51PM
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bananas
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i dont see it, it could be eheath for all i know
Sep 14 2010 3:11PM
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A.Eberhard
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I'll agree with this.
Sep 14 2010 3:16PM
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AB3A
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Did anyone notice that midget though?
Sep 14 2010 3:53PM
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AB3A
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Did anyone notice that midget though?
Sep 14 2010 3:53PM
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jibopoply
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seems like you take things to seriously, the funny part is the commentary and ofcourse it's not simon dumont, you just want to suck his dick cause he is pro
Sep 14 2010 6:39PM
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rickroller
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COOL...not
Sep 14 2010 6:50PM
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ClauseFour
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I have no sexual feelings towards Simon whatsoever, and I do not want to perform fellatio on him. There are people, richer, more successful and who have made a greater contribution to either skiing or society who would be higher on my list of 'people to fellate', were I ever to become homosexual.

The commentary is not funny. It is some douchebag repeating Simon Dumont's name over and over again. That is not comedy. Not by a long way. If you find it funny, fine, but keep your lame in-jokes within your group of friends.

There is no other way than seriously to take this thread, since it is devoid of both humour and impressive skiing.
Sep 14 2010 6:54PM
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theboondocks
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this video was funny but that argument made it gay

Sep 14 2010 6:57PM
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Bonobo
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BOOM!
/thread
Sep 14 2010 6:58PM
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SkiThe603
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i was also wondering that, like is it a 5 year old kid wearing somesick outerwear or an actual midget
Sep 14 2010 7:29PM
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SKIU4EA
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the only douche fucktard in this video was the one speaking.
Sep 14 2010 7:39PM
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jibopoply
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a lot of others on this site find it funny so stop arguing and let others decide for themselves.
Sep 14 2010 8:20PM
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J-Evs
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well i listened without sound so idk what you were saying
but other than that, that was hilarious
Sep 14 2010 8:22PM
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k.thompson
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/thread

Sep 14 2010 9:44PM
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jimmer
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yea i doubt that
Sep 15 2010 12:11AM
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forum10
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hahaha you're all such fucking pussies. lighten up. everyone falls, its a part of the game and there are serious falls and funny falls.... this was incredibly funny.
Sep 15 2010 12:22AM
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finchski
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oh please come on no matter were yuor from everyone has that one kid that weres the full simon dumont pro model and every one yells "Simon Dumont!" when he skiis under the lift.
Sep 15 2010 1:18AM
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FerrisBueller
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wut eheath can ski?? hes a fagget and is a fatass.
Sep 15 2010 1:38AM
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JuliusJ
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<embed id=VideoPlayback src=http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-5399536850050281180&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true allowScriptAccess=always type=application/x-shockwave-flash> </embed> better than you. fagget
Sep 15 2010 2:06AM
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JuliusJ
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work?
Sep 15 2010 2:06AM
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JuliusJ
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5399536850050281180# heres the link if someone can embed. for all the fatass eheath jokes he slayed
Sep 15 2010 2:08AM
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AB3A
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yes it was , would have been cooler if he'd danced or something?
Sep 15 2010 3:17AM
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jibopoply
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Thanks for the karma rape you guys
Sep 15 2010 7:59AM
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Pe~pe
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Dude this is my video!!! thats my voice!!!!
Sep 16 2010 7:55AM
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jibopoply
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hahahaha it's cause you have a dumont suit you homo
Sep 16 2010 7:59AM
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.frenchy
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nice first post
Sep 16 2010 8:00AM
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Pe~pe
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Dude your a fag! you sound like a douche speaking like that! no one cares about what you think, with your hating and stuff. Thats probley why your such a hater because your so insecure about your homosexuality that you gotta bag on someone else's video and make it sound gay. so go get laid you pussy!
Sep 16 2010 8:09AM
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jibopoply
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^^^^ nice second post lol
Sep 16 2010 8:11AM
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Pe~pe
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It's true man...
Sep 16 2010 8:12AM
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Pe~pe
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Dude... from the sounds of it, sounds like you want to 'fellatio' some one you faggot! because qoute from you...."There are people, richer, more successful and who have made a greater contribution to either skiing or society who would be higher on my list of 'people to fellate"! what are you you sick freak!
Sep 16 2010 8:24AM
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mer-man
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holy shitway to kill the vibe douche bag

go waste youre time posting on a forum you find intresting i dont see why you would support one you fin so "irelavent"

Sep 16 2010 10:21AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Did you just quote your own alias? Are you shitting me? wow...you post a dumb ass video and won't even admit it. No one thinks this is funny, there are funny falls, this isn't one. There is funny commentary, but this isn't that at all. Leave that to LVV and Colby.
Sep 16 2010 11:46AM
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jibopoply
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the funny thing is that's not my alias
Sep 16 2010 8:27PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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You're right, I got the terms 'alias' and 'life partner' mixed up.
Sep 16 2010 8:31PM
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SlickRick.
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learn english
Sep 16 2010 8:41PM
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forum10
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haha god you have the lamest sense of humor ever.
Sep 16 2010 11:16PM
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HeathR
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what a wast of my time.
Sep 17 2010 12:10AM
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cooper.fry
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HEY!...My Friend Is A PRO.
Sep 17 2010 12:16AM
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Pe~pe
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Eat a dick....
Sep 19 2010 3:14AM
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A.Eberhard
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Just cause your video did not get the response you wanted and it failed. Yeah I have an air raid jacket, I didn't get it cause simon wears it I got it because I liked it and because oakley makes high quality outerwear. Get off this site your video wasn't funny at all.
Sep 19 2010 10:27AM
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AB3A
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Stop the trollin. Watch the vid again and laugh at the midget!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +k if you do :D
Sep 20 2010 3:04AM
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duuude.
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i laughed at the midget. can i have +k ahaha
Sep 20 2010 3:14AM
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