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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
So, background is good, lets get out of the way:

This freshman at this high school i have to go to every day (i go to a charter but the bus has to go to this school every day for me to get home) was pretty much stalking my sister (also freshman) since middle school and now into high school.

Ive confronted him before about it and told him to fuck off.

Today we almost fought.

He claims he knows shao lin.

So NS...

IF i do end up getting in a fight with this guy, how can i prepare myself? Is there any way i can? Would i just pretty much have to deck him?

ABSTRACT: Kids stalking my sister, claims he knows shao lin, i need to know if i can prepare myself to take him out.
Sep 13 2010 5:46PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
tell him kimbo is your god father
Sep 13 2010 5:48PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Stab him....
Sep 13 2010 5:49PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
kids who claim things never actually know the shit, plus, a kick in the nuts will subdue any one
Sep 13 2010 5:49PM
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Milksteak
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Yep, do this.
Sep 13 2010 5:49PM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
Ive thought of this. I do have a knife, not sure how well that will go down... Could get messy.

As for kicking a man in the balls, no, unless its life or death.
Sep 13 2010 5:50PM
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BootySpunk.
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I was 100% kidding...

Please don't stab him because you will probably cause more problems for yourself than your sister getting raped by some creepster.
Sep 13 2010 5:52PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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stabbing him is a bit radical but if you do fight go right for his leg in the beginning. if you him someone hard enough right on the side of the knee cap they will buckle and you can kick the shit out of him. JUST DO IT HARD if you do it right this should happen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLcOS4ctYx8&feature=related
Sep 13 2010 5:55PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365

hahahahahahahahahaha

you serious?

Sep 13 2010 6:10PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
Avery Don't stab the fucker, If you really need help we can ram him with my car, loljkboutthecar. But really If you need some help with this kid give me a call and I'll help you out.
Sep 13 2010 6:14PM
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GayWolf420
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just tell him to use a condom and that you're not ready to be an uncle yet.
Sep 13 2010 6:14PM
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Parrish
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Also This
Sep 13 2010 6:17PM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
Did. Wouldnt come at me, claimed he could be sued. I dont give a fuck.

Thanks for the advice guys. Aim for the legs is my favorite right now, im pretty sure i can kick hard. I mean, im a skier, right?
Sep 13 2010 6:18PM
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GayWolf420
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hes a fucking freshman. Thats like kicking the shit out of an 8th grader, Piece of cake.
Sep 13 2010 6:19PM
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RubberSoul
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good, then problem solved it seems. tell him you have no qualms about legality if he keeps doing anything regarding your sister and you'd be more than happy to take him down a notch
Sep 13 2010 6:22PM
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