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Am I safe?

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dafromasta
Posts: 184 - Karma: 10
So I just had sex with this girl, raw dog (no condom) shes on birth control, never came in her. Said she missed 1 pill a week ago or somethin? Should I be sketchin? I'm pretty sure its all good, but reassurance is nice. Not worried bout diseases

Sep 11 2010 10:29PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,259
PICS, of the girl, please?
Sep 11 2010 10:30PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
silly. you cant get a girl pregnant if you didnt cum in her.



































































































tard.
Sep 11 2010 10:30PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
i just lol'd
Sep 11 2010 10:31PM
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YoungJah
Posts: 1106 - Karma: 66
None of these prepubecent teens have had the joy's of banging a chick yet? So maybe go and ask your mom?
Sep 11 2010 10:32PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
quality post.
Sep 11 2010 10:33PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
HAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAh


















































what?
Sep 11 2010 10:33PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
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Sep 11 2010 10:35PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
your going to be a dad!!! congrats!!!!!!!
Sep 11 2010 10:36PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
was it jane? THE SOLID 7?
Sep 11 2010 10:37PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
pink name? must be legit, congrats man, this is a big step in adult hood
Sep 11 2010 10:37PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
there's like a 0.000000000000000000000000001% chance you can get preggs off pre cum

so she's probably pregnant
Sep 11 2010 10:38PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
I like those odds
Sep 11 2010 10:40PM
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Queen_Selassie
Posts: 1430 - Karma: 1,363
yeah you're  fucked i mean congrats!
Sep 11 2010 10:56PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
I recommend buying a crib now.
Sep 12 2010 10:40AM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
only way to effectively determine if she is pregnant.
Sep 12 2010 10:42AM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
hard guy right here with the subtle "/claim" thread
Sep 12 2010 10:45AM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
yeah i see what you did there.
Sep 12 2010 10:45AM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
not only is she pregnant, but you now have AIDS


serves you right for boning dirty crackwhores you found in the gutter
Sep 12 2010 10:46AM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6103 - Karma: 7,627
Hahahahahaha +k
Sep 12 2010 10:49AM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
great thread.
Sep 12 2010 10:53AM
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hauser
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 469
That would blow if she was pregs
Sep 12 2010 10:56AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
yes you can
Sep 12 2010 10:58AM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
what do you mean "if"?
Sep 12 2010 11:04AM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
i thought i was in LM, and i was about to yell at all of you and say this isn't NSG!
Sep 12 2010 11:37AM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115
great first post.
Sep 12 2010 11:49AM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2980 - Karma: 521

Your signature irritates me. guur.

and yes, she will start showing pretty soon.

Sep 12 2010 11:49AM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
Yes, she's pregnant.

No doubt.
Sep 12 2010 11:50AM
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little1337
Posts: 8161 - Karma: 45,815
attach a dildo to the end of your dick then just go half in but use only the dildo part.... GENIES!
Sep 12 2010 12:21PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
i always go all in
Sep 12 2010 12:29PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 518
sometimes
Sep 12 2010 12:29PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
what is this i dont even
Sep 12 2010 12:39PM
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little1337
Posts: 8161 - Karma: 45,815
so yould like go all the way through her?
Sep 12 2010 12:47PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
and into her friend
Sep 12 2010 12:48PM
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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
youre not safe! run!
Sep 12 2010 12:56PM
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Fritz_Wetherbee
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Sep 12 2010 1:09PM
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
No man your not safe you better get the coat hanger ready.
Sep 12 2010 1:10PM
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meeesh
Posts: 353 - Karma: 56

ya this is so FAR from "if"

Sep 12 2010 1:20PM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
So what's the name gonna be?
Sep 12 2010 1:25PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
name it rowen for a guy
name it beezy jr. for a girl
Sep 12 2010 1:45PM
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clark.
Posts: 308 - Karma: 14
/thread
Sep 12 2010 1:46PM
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[tk]
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Sep 12 2010 2:11PM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
no your fine





























jk your fucked
Sep 12 2010 2:13PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
where is the abortionator when you need him
Sep 12 2010 2:15PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
your question is basically like saying "i walked around town today yelling bang. did i kill anyone?"

while the obvious answer is no, there's still that miniscule chance (pre cum) that someone observed you saying bang and died of an aneurism because of that or got in a car crash and died, you know, infinite possibilities, none of them probably happened
Sep 12 2010 2:18PM
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MitchConnors
Posts: 282 - Karma: 10
i lol'ed but seriously your fucked

Sep 12 2010 2:21PM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
what you gunna call the kid?
Sep 12 2010 2:24PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
dude no shes preggers. your life is over
Sep 12 2010 2:26PM
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h.yfoskett
Posts: 285 - Karma: 219
pre-cum is more likely to knock a girl up
Sep 12 2010 2:30PM
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Isabelle
Posts: 947 - Karma: 1,582
google?
Sep 12 2010 3:10PM
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