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ryano
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the goalie thread made me think of this..
i'm not trying to argue or anything. but..

anytime soccer comes up people always make hateful remarks. so, without hate and arguing, could you please explain the reasons why you dont like soccer?

or do you just hate on it cuz its the american thing to do?

Sep 11 2010 7:46PM
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Caspian
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Wat you talking about? I like soccer...
Sep 11 2010 7:47PM
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ryano
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obviously this question is not directed towards you then. haha
Sep 11 2010 7:50PM
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Chokolite
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I thoroughly enjoy soccer. I played for years and even played varsity for a year in high school. I don't obsess over it or anything, but I did watch the world cup and i love kickin a ball around with friends
Sep 11 2010 7:51PM
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Testicles
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Studies have shown that 94.7% of professional soccer players are fucking PUSSYS
Sep 11 2010 7:52PM
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Caspian
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This.

The sad thing about soccer is that so much time is wasted with them just playing injured that it ruins the experience.

As far as I remember, entire wars have been started from a soccer game (Soviet Bloc or the Balkans i think). Thats passion. Thats what sports should be about.
Sep 11 2010 7:55PM
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The_Cube
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cuttin kids
Sep 11 2010 7:59PM
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OlliePop
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wow this thread has completely missed its objective so far
Sep 11 2010 8:02PM
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.newman.
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Im the backup goalie for my varsity soccer team and i saved a pk today...



nice
Sep 11 2010 8:03PM
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ryano
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yup. cept for like one post
Sep 11 2010 8:05PM
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Jonny7
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inb4 pictures of gay soccer players
Sep 11 2010 8:05PM
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Bodhisattva
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but your still the BACKUP goalie....keyword here...backup
Sep 11 2010 8:48PM
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AdolfShitler
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Sep 11 2010 8:50PM
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Deezy
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compare european football to american football. that is why ppl hate it. there are no fucking huge hits.
Sep 11 2010 8:56PM
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deleted5
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i hate to watch it it is the most boring sport on tv but i like to play it
Sep 11 2010 8:58PM
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jblaski
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drama queen lawn fairies.
Sep 11 2010 8:59PM
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.newman.
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ya...
but key words
"i saved a pk"
Sep 11 2010 9:04PM
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bcsstore
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Just because he's backup doesn't mean he's not better than the other goalie. Maybe his coach is just retarted. Lots of coaches are retarted. In fact I'd say most high school coaches are retarted
Sep 11 2010 9:04PM
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arandomname
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False.  Baseball is the most boring sport on American TVs.  But come time for the Olympics, curling.
Sep 11 2010 9:05PM
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gabe.
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lies, curling is awesome
Sep 11 2010 9:23PM
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futbol
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Ok, I'm sick of all this "soccer is for pussies" bull shit. You know when a player goes down because he barely gets touched? It's tactic. Seriously, it gives your team an advantage. It actually takes skill to flop. You need to have perfect timing; study of players and refs. Flopping is just the same as stealing signals in baseball, OR, ever notice how the punter or kicker in football always leaves his leg in the air for that extra second? It's to get the overzealous rushers to hit him and cause a penalty to give his team an advantage.

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Kids in my high school league try to do this all the time, but it never works. I've been kicked in the face 3 times this past week with a broken finger (I'm a goalie) and still I'm playing. Don't be calling me a pussy.
Sep 11 2010 9:37PM
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Sklar
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pussy
Sep 11 2010 9:48PM
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futbol
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:(
Sep 11 2010 9:53PM
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elemeno89
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then youve enver heard of players like eric cantona:

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vinny jones:

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wayne rooney:

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zinedine zidane:

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ryan nelson:

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nemanja vidic:

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these are just a few players that span beyond the realm of being pussies.

notice however there aren't any italian players here. i will admit that they do carry thigns a little too far. as well as ghana in some instances.


Sep 11 2010 10:01PM
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bluedevil493
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well lets compare(using the 2010 world cup vs super bowl XLIV and other aspects of the games):

Soccer(futbol):
final score: 1-0, game time 90+ minutes, pre game show/closing ceremony featuring shakira who sucks balls, spain won(should have been germany), and then theres that fucking octopus. however that goal in ET was pretty clutch.

other aspects: there arent any real rivalries that you can enjoy every day of the 'season' but the amount of hot chicks is unmatched(good thing)


Football:
final score: 31-17(technically: 4 field goals and 5 TDs), 60 minutes, amazing mid game show(OAR was great even though they are like 80), i didnt really care about the winner/loser(pats all the way), and the whole game is actually interesting, not just a 10 seconds out of every 30 minutes

other aspects: rivalries that last a decade(games dont get much better pats v colts) and almost every team plays almost every week. only bad thing is its not year long

so in conclusion i wouldnt mind soccer if it wasnt so god damn boring and shit actually happened, and i thought the 06 world cup is great but footballs pretty much interesting all the time
Sep 11 2010 10:17PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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100% of people fucking hate you. you suck dicks
Sep 11 2010 10:19PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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my icon fall on you (the cat) and smushes your ass in to the ground
Sep 11 2010 10:25PM
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Negro_Jesus
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its not boring if you play the sport and actually know whats going on
Sep 11 2010 10:26PM
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jblaski
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Way to friend every girl on NS you fucking weirdo.
Sep 11 2010 10:27PM
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.frenchy
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OMG WAS IT MY THREAD??!
Sep 11 2010 10:28PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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yeah its pretty boring even when i play it. and ive been playing for 10 years
Sep 11 2010 10:28PM
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.newman.
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nah the other keeper is way better than me i just got in cuz it was the last 10 minutes of a scrimmage
Sep 11 2010 11:17PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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way to be gay you homosexual
Sep 12 2010 10:41AM
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Testicles
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All I see there is crying, shirtless men, and a guy grabbing another guys balls. I rest my case
Sep 12 2010 1:07PM
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5teve.
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I just find it annoying how they "flop" when it's completely obvious that nothing happened. Makes them look like little girls that why.
Sep 12 2010 1:14PM
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Gstrong
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lololol
Sep 12 2010 1:22PM
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soulskier
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used to love playing i've never been a big fan of watching it though. too much back and forth without anything really happening
Sep 12 2010 1:24PM
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Gstrong
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this
Sep 12 2010 1:36PM
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soulskier
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also, i have no problems with it, just not for me
Sep 12 2010 1:42PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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i iz in ur signature.






reeking havok
Sep 12 2010 1:44PM
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Riser
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Oooooh dear. Let's filter some of the bull from this.
Yes, the final wasn't great as far as football is concerned, but I would count someone taking a flying kick to the chest as at least something happening.
My real grievance though - no rivalries? Fuck off. Football has THE biggest rivalries in world sports. Have you never heard of football Firms? And a decade isn't jack shit.
Finally, the closing show at the world cup was fairly gash, but that's because people want to get on with the sport because it's better.

And American football is 60 minutes game time, yes. Interspersed by the teams trotting on and off the field and setting up plays. But maybe you like it cos your attention span can only handle 10 second bursts.

And to everyone else, don't even bother bringing up big hits, because if that's your argument, you should be watching rugby.

Sep 12 2010 2:43PM
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BrewskiJr
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Soccer really is fun to watch. Now the MLS isn't all that great. But if you watch one of the European leagues there is some great action in there. If you liked the world cup, you'll like it.
Sep 12 2010 3:08PM
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elemeno89
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every single one of those persons will put you into a wall no problem. i bet you don't even play the sport, so don;t knock it until you actually play it.
Sep 13 2010 12:58AM
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