If you had to ask us to not make fun of you, then why would you post this as an edit? Why were cars and skiing mixed? Why was your song choice that bad?
Those are only two of MANY questions I can come up with.
Next time - go out and shoot footage from 2010 and edit. Don't waste your time.
OP: "If you suddenly skied off a huge fuckin cliff and you only had time to throw one last trick before you died, what would it be?"
Malcolm: "id probably just flail my self to death"
"If the overall quality of your film depends on what you shot it on, you aren't ready to make a film." - Barry Green