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100% absolute truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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permanente1600
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check this out






Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!
Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
Apr 29 2004 9:37PM
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thehellmuth
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argeed



cva pride
Apr 29 2004 9:38PM
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EastCoastPride
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I wish I could kill you both.
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Apr 29 2004 9:39PM
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Freestylindude
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yay for kill
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
Apr 29 2004 9:40PM
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skimack
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My friend has that exact same poster in his room. Pretty funny, but stupid funny, not humorous funny.

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'Don't let academics get in the way of your education' (My coach)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Apr 29 2004 9:42PM
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permanente1600
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am i wrong though? its the truth!




Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!
Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
Apr 29 2004 9:42PM
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B-Har406
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ya really^





Thongs are so hot right now
Apr 29 2004 10:01PM
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aclsarescary
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^agreed
Apr 29 2004 10:28PM
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marmot
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no snowboarding licks my balls
Apr 29 2004 10:33PM
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huckster989
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with out skiing snowboarding wouldn't exist, with out snowboarding the new school revolution wouldn't have started. people wouldn't have been like 'hey i can that on my skis too' so we need to respect both sides but still have a fun friendly rivalry and call your friends knuckle draggers and what not, the friendship is the best part of snow sports, we all want to have a good time and we can do it together
the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
Apr 29 2004 10:41PM
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ESB
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^amen.

Q: How many NS.com members does it take to answer a simple question?
A: 10. One to answer, three to say 'How fucking stupid are you?', three to say 'This has already been asked a thousand times', and three to say 'Who the fuck cares anyway?'
Apr 29 2004 10:44PM
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canonrider
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Yamatom is right.... tanner's style originated from guys like MFM and crawford... and now the sports style basically evolves around tanner.... we should all hug a snowboarder because they helped bring terrain parks/videos/contests to the stage.
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Apr 29 2004 10:52PM
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joeengel
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i jsut like the 'arrogant fuck' part



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Apr 29 2004 10:55PM
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eheath
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boards arnt bad some are but most are cool


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Apr 29 2004 11:20PM
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Meh42
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snowboarding is cool, and alot of people that do it are cool, but what pisses me off is how its so important, and people that dont do any snow sports automatically think its cool and even mentioning skiing will get them to start like shouting 'GAY GAY GAY, SKIINGS GAY!!!' the sad thing is i have alot of boarder friends and all of them are down with skiing, its just the idiots who dont do anything that bitch us out
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Apr 29 2004 11:33PM
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flatspinner
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^^^^^^amen




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Apr 30 2004 12:05AM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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I agree with 4D, its not even so much snowboarders that give skiiers shit, its ignorant fucks that dont do snowsports. Like alot of people I Bmx with are like'youre not going riding today cause youre going gay skiing'
Apr 30 2004 12:20AM
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strode
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all my snowboarder friends would beat you up if you thought they were annoying just for being snowboarders. then afterward they'd get you drunk because they're cool people



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 30 2004 6:26AM
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Jackpot
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i have the same poster but it says skateboarding annoying pedestrians since 1976......


Here Comes A Special Boy!
Apr 30 2004 9:12AM
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hellmut
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lets not give too much credit to snowboardering. You have to remember what assholes snowoboarders can be when they just sit in the park all day and piss you off
Apr 30 2004 9:15AM
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permanente1600
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man you guys are over reacting. this is just a funny poster that i found on a website. dont take it so seriously.




Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!
Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
Apr 30 2004 9:25AM
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KBKsurfer85
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how can anyone not take it seriously, you said it was the truth. sucker.
Apr 30 2004 9:28AM
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Aseets
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there are also assshole skiers, just take a look at this site, whats your point?
Apr 30 2004 9:54AM
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bigsky_gurl
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Snowboarding has kept ski resorts open, the industry would have died without snowboarders.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Apr 30 2004 10:05AM
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permanente1600
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oh man!!! i put that on here so some people could get a chuckle out of it. but i cant say that im surprised that people found a way to take the fun out of it and made it a personal issue on NS.com of all places.




Titanya: But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drink!
Duff Man: Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
Apr 30 2004 2:49PM
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vantownloc
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anyways...the only issue i have witrh sboards at all is that they fuck up the inruns and landings on shit with that board wide track they make.

other than that this is mumbo jumbo.
Apr 30 2004 2:57PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i'd say i dont care, and that theyre cool and stuff... but at least in the blackcomb park... they all crowd around the top inrun randomly shouting 'dropping' while simulaneously slipping closer and closer to the first hit so eventually you have to fucking skate to get enough speed... big hoardes of retarded boarders... it makes for some rough snaking.
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Apr 30 2004 3:02PM
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vantownloc
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^ totally. i just burn thru and cut those suckers off tho. they always back down.
Apr 30 2004 3:04PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah, theyre still assclowns though
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 30 2004 3:04PM
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skitheslopes
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dude your all stupid ask a pro about this. k hart made a twin tip in da 1960's-1970's some crazy guy was nailing front 1's and flairs off all sorts of stuff, this was even before snowboards had twin tips. there was just no one to pioneer it. kelly clark saw the design and made a board with a tip on the back. skiers landed 180's before snowboarders.




come on fghwagads, i say a come on fghwagads!
Apr 30 2004 3:13PM
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vantownloc
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^ what are you talking about. who cares? we are dissing them now so join on the bandwagon. :)
Apr 30 2004 3:18PM
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skitheslopes
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woot lets make fun of snowboarders!!!!!.......wait my best friends a snowboarder.........ah who cares, stupid snowboarders.




come on fghwagads, i say a come on fghwagads!
Apr 30 2004 3:20PM
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vantownloc
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^ now yr gettin' it. feels good don't it?
Apr 30 2004 3:22PM
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skitheslopes
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woot





come on fghwagads, i say a come on fghwagads!
Apr 30 2004 3:26PM
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rightcoastskier
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snowboarding isnt all that bad but some snowboards are just total asses



its all about the 609
Apr 30 2004 3:27PM
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Lanemeyers
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The snowboarders you hate are the version of the skiers on here that I hate. There are assholes in both sports.

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Viva La Resistance!
Apr 30 2004 3:29PM
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skitheslopes
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^like you?




come on fghwagads, i say a come on fghwagads!
Apr 30 2004 3:34PM
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freezeskier540
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alot of snowboarders think the same way, that all skiers are fags and theyre just gonna try pissin em off



'party people gather round countdown to the apocolypse, im the kid with the golden arm and the motherfuckin hot nikks'
Apr 30 2004 3:37PM
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EastCoastPride
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Don't speak. Lanemeyers will ravage you from behind and split you in half like a stalk of celery.
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Apr 30 2004 5:10PM
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flippintricker
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lengthwise?

felt like a big man pushing that kid around!
shes talking to her invisible friend, God
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Apr 30 2004 5:17PM
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EastCoastPride
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Samwise.
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Apr 30 2004 5:18PM
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newschool_huck69
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Canonskier- Tanner didnt start that gurillia thing, maybe he got it more reconized do to his high competitive profile but pollard defint desereves some seriouse reconisition. Not debating your post, just saying if your gonna use an example use Polard or dash.
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Apr 30 2004 5:32PM
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hanklambo
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100% true!!! Skiers who trash snowboarding annoying ever other skier!!
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Apr 30 2004 5:45PM
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CallMeAl
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i wish i snowboarded, but ive been skiing too long and love it too much. i think its way more pleasing to watch a good snowboarder than a good skier.




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Apr 30 2004 5:48PM
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canonrider
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all im saying is that tanner brought it to the masses. And i dont dig tanner, and pollard is my fave skier, so i dont think they have the same style at all, its impossible to compare the two. Tanner is forcing a gorrilla style, pollard is relaxed. Its a big differnece in my book. the only reason i brought it up is because tanner always says in interviews that he poached the style from guys like MFM and crawfor, so i thought it was appropriate for the thread!

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Apr 30 2004 5:54PM
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SwitchPollard
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I agree, I wouldn't say that Pollard has a Guerilla style. Hes chill when he skis, and it just happens to work extremely well for him. Watch his segments, and youll see in all his spins that by the time hes at 180 hes already grabbing his ski in some way. He's already in a relaxed position ready to grab. That's what's so sweet about Erics style. Tanners is forced, you see him constantly pushing his arms down and hunching over, and its decent-looking, but its doesn't have the same relaxed look as Pollard. Tanner does have mad skills though, I'm not denying that.
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Apr 30 2004 6:01PM
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vantownloc
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^ dude you seem so up on pollard's jock. you should chill a bit on that man.
Apr 30 2004 7:48PM
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Durtschi
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ski comfortabbly and dont speculate body positiion its totaally natural



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May 1 2004 12:44AM
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skiierman
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without snowboarding, we wouldnt have rails... or even jumps i think....


'The only way you can ruin the present is by worrying about the future'
May 1 2004 1:59PM
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