The mystery of tall ts

snowbombz · 2010-09-07 02:57:43

one of the greatest mysteries that plagues the minds of todays skiers is as fallows: "how the fuck did tall ts get involved in skiing? I mean i love them, and they make me feel warm and steezy inside, but where did they come from?" Lets hear some explanations! Who was the first tall t skier!

Kangbang

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well gangster black people started to wear tall tees. one of them must of went skiing and thought im gonna wear my tall tee. then some pro skier saw that black guy and said, "i wanna be just like him" and that pro skier started wearing tall tee's and now skiers all over the world are wearing tall tee's.

disclaimer, the story that was just presented by Kangbang$ may or may not be true. i am not held responsible for hurt feelings

Sep 7 2010 3:06AM

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lol I like it. especially the disclaimer. +k

Sep 7 2010 3:10AM

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what if a skier was going on a trip to mt.hood, but he thought his friends were taking him to the ghetto (hood) so he wore tall ts and sagged past his knees. when he got there he was surprised that he was on a ski hill, so he bought some skis and wore his tall ts, then everybody was like "wow that guy looks so steezy in his man dresses! i want some of those too!"

Unfortunately this skiing hero was actually a racer, and his tall ts made him loose the race (aerodynamics), so he then became a freestyle skier (jon olson)

Sep 7 2010 3:12AM

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jon olson doesnt wear tall tee's. what if that kid didnt wear his tall tees skiing becuase he didnt wanna look like a goof?

Sep 7 2010 3:14AM

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good point. but it was a good story while it lasted.

Sep 7 2010 3:17AM

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meh

Sep 7 2010 3:20AM

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people started wearing shirts under thier jackests and noticed it looked ritious, then the jackets started getting taller so the shirts had to get taller too.

Sep 7 2010 7:21AM

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WELL this is the real story. One day a young caveman way back in the day was gettin hyphy and doing some dino taps. And we all know cavemen wore dresses. So later they found this picture of this dino tap in guatamala. Yes the scientits were very confused hpw a picture was taken back then. But they shrugged and gave the picture to an arielist. Then the arielist said "wow screw ariels i want to get hyphy!" Then... BAM! tall tees. So tall tees were invented by cavemen.

Sep 7 2010 9:59AM

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Sep 7 2010 10:10AM

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hate to be a n(_)gger here but how many black people ski in the world, and are good at it. I have never seen a really great black man skiing, espaically gnast negro. but i really can't come uo with anything better to say....... i think it was jewish religion started it with the circulure hats, they couldn't take them off so they had to wear it under there helemet, and they had to protect there fine nice scarves and other jewish materials so they put on a quad xl from jc penny......... i'm guessing this happend around the 1920's maybe even 1900's

If you are jewish don't take offence

Sep 7 2010 10:19AM

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shiest d? hes a rapper and a skier. one of the first, if not the first with true steeze.
id say it was him who introduced his rap apparel to the snow.

Sep 7 2010 10:24AM

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It was a joke that got out of hand, much like "afterbang".

Sep 7 2010 10:24AM

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Anyone think it's funny how skiing is one of the whitest sports out there but we all try to be hood?

Sep 7 2010 10:26AM

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Wasn't Mickael Deschenaux one of the first "Thugs" on skis?

Sep 7 2010 10:33AM

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this

Sep 7 2010 12:38PM

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yup

Sep 7 2010 12:40PM

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its the bay area hyphy movements fault.

Sep 7 2010 12:54PM

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snowboarding.

Sep 7 2010 1:06PM

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thanks to that post, hot chocolate has been spewed everywhere.

Sep 7 2010 1:12PM

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It was actually started by a midget skier wearing a regular man's T-Shirt

Sep 7 2010 1:24PM

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we all have midget envy according to that snowboarding website whose name i always forget

Sep 7 2010 1:39PM

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MAPLE_SYRUP

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i would have to agree with that statement, midgets are steezy as fuck!

peh peh peh peh pawwww!!

Sep 7 2010 1:42PM

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http://www.yobeat.com/2009/08/13/30s-thursday-skiing-and-snowboarding-world’s-apartheid/

Sep 7 2010 1:43PM

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it keeps the snow out of your pants and looks stupid, dumb and hyphyyyy

Sep 7 2010 1:56PM

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nah, we never copy anything from snowboarders, skiing is a completely original sport

Sep 7 2010 1:56PM

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this all hurts so much

Sep 7 2010 2:37PM

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if snowboarders started the trend when did they start wearing them? i mean nothing is less gangster than a snowboarder!

Sep 7 2010 3:24PM

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Don't blame it on the hyphy movement, its all of the faggots that live in ski towns and try to act hyphy, bunch of fucking puds

Sep 7 2010 3:31PM

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Nahhhh, Bushwick bill way steezier

Sep 7 2010 3:51PM

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I know lots of kids out there that dress baggy and wear tall-t most of the time and are not skier or snowboarder. Some of those people probably brought it to the ski scene (travis heed for exemple).

Sep 7 2010 3:59PM

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it must be so easy for midgets to find tall tees...

Sep 7 2010 4:55PM

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Someone afterbanged so hard that it actually streched the skiier's standardly sized t-shirt into a tall one.

Sep 7 2010 5:10PM

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mik d, travis heed, snowboarders

Sep 7 2010 5:20PM

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ahahahahahahaha

Sep 7 2010 5:25PM

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well i think tall ts are more ancient than afterbanging

Sep 7 2010 7:21PM

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This dude, he's a pretty chill down to earth guy.

Sep 7 2010 7:24PM

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When I wear a tall tee I feel two feelings: sometimes I feel like a badass and sometimes I just feel like a fucking idiot.

Sep 7 2010 7:26PM

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in powder tall ts are retarded, but in the park the make me feel high on steeze!

Sep 7 2010 7:31PM

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and apparently freestyle ski too

Sep 7 2010 7:56PM

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Never worn one in powder and don't plan on it. In the park they are kinda cool bu I think a big jacket looks better than a big jacket with a tall tee.

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