OMEGLE!

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Crazy Fool

bump!

Sep 16 2010 9:07PM

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Charlie_Kelly

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Crazy Fool

vid or text

Sep 16 2010 9:12PM

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Crazy Fool

vid obvi bro

Sep 16 2010 9:17PM

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00_Koda

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Insane

You: pee in her butt.

Stranger: pee in her butt

You: NEWSCHOOLER

Stranger: do you know how to to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: aww shiiit

You: whats your SN broo

Stranger: i_like_powder

You: mines dakotab.

Stranger: siiiick

You: wordddd

Sep 16 2010 9:44PM

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Crazy Fool

me and DakotaB hanging out

Sep 16 2010 9:47PM

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Granite_State..

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Newb

someone go on text i do not have a webcam

Sep 16 2010 9:48PM

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michelle

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No Life

This was my first try at this.. and my first conversation on it ever..

Stranger: weed
You: pee in her butt
Stranger: shit in your mouth

Solid

Sep 16 2010 9:48PM

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little1337

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Crazy Fool

link plox

Sep 16 2010 9:51PM

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Owl

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Insane

I've given up after like half an hour :( haha

Sep 16 2010 9:57PM

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no_steeze

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@th1337

Stranger: Hola
You: hi
You: thats how we say it in AMERICA
Stranger: Im from NY bitch
You: exactly
You: everyone in ny is spanish
Stranger: Hhaa your an ass.
You: you're*
You: You see, Juan, you're is used as a contraction for you+are
Stranger: Oh yes yes, thank you teacher.
You: "Senor, you're being unreasonable and not paying us"
You: Your is used for the possessive
You: "Juan your work ethic is terrible so I will not pay"
Stranger: Thanks with this lesson i will excell in life.
Stranger: Stop talking to yourself
You: you will never excel in life
You: you are hispanic
Stranger: Who the is Juan? Your pretend boyfriend?
Stranger: *who is
You: Sick comeback
You: last time i heard that i was so offended i fell off my dinosaur

Sep 16 2010 10:10PM

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Crazy Fool

ok which one of you is this raging tool

Sep 16 2010 10:20PM

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Deezy

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No Life

come on... lets find eachother

pee in her butt?

Sep 16 2010 10:24PM

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RCookish

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Ridiculous

Just ran into someone with a flag in the backround that looked identicle to your icon...^

Sep 16 2010 10:30PM

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Craze

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Insane

On.

You: Pee in her butt?

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damn every time!

Sep 16 2010 10:32PM

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DLAM

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Loner

im on

Sep 16 2010 10:35PM

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Craze

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Insane

So close

Stranger: u got any

You: Pee in her butt?

Stranger: yes finally

You: any what?

You: do you know how to to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Stranger: ive been looking for some 1 with pee in her butt

Stranger: and no i dont

Stranger: tell me more

You: NS?!?

Stranger: NS?

You: Awww shit nvm

Stranger: damn

You: its a forum imm lookin for niggas from there we on a quest!!!

Stranger: what kind of quest like a blunt quest

Stranger: i love those

You: Only if its seed less

Stranger: of course thats all i smoke that and dmt

Sep 16 2010 10:39PM

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Crazy Fool

im on

Sep 16 2010 11:10PM

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Dragonite

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Loner

why not, instead of saying "pee in her butt", just wear some goggles, and then youll know its a nser

Sep 16 2010 11:12PM

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cottage_steeze

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Ridiculous

im on

Sep 16 2010 11:19PM

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dreadyboy

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: pee in her butt
Stranger: hello
Stranger: nooooo
You: why?
Stranger: cuz its gross and mean to do
You: anal urination is awesome,
You: u don't waste any water
You: and she gets a free enema
Stranger: haha if she lets me have anal, im not messing it up by peeing in it lol
You: it's different from anal, you just shove it in and pee, no humping
Stranger: and what does she get out of it?
You: a free enema
Stranger: a what?
You: your piss loosens up the shit and clears out her asshole
You: that was a dirty sentence to type
Stranger: haha yes it was... my gf is up for almost anything so maybe i can try it lol
You: sick
Stranger: have you done it?
You: of course
You: only on random people passed out at parties
Stranger: haha thats awsome lol. how doesit feel?
You: it's awesome
You: theres no splash onto your legs
Stranger: well duh, cuz its all in her butt lol
You: exactl!?
Stranger: what do most people say when you type that?
You: I haven't done it a lot
You: most people say ew
Stranger: my gf says i can try it lol
You: awesome
You: do it
Stranger: hold on a sec
Stranger: wow
You: uh huh
You: it's awesome right
Stranger: holy shit it is awesome lol

Sep 16 2010 11:32PM

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Charles^stevens

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Insane

I was just mind blowen

You: NEWSCHOOLERS

Stranger: OLDSCHOOLERS

You: wait a second

You: TGR?

Stranger: Hm?

You: ok you obviously don't know what I'm talking about do you

Stranger: Psh. Yes. Totally.

You: oh really, then how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

You: if you know the answer to that you know what Im talking about

Stranger: Up Grizzly gulch.

Stranger: O'course.

You: Nope, ski patrole blew it up

Stranger: Darn. I haven't been...mountaining in a while.

You: thats funny, do you live in the alta area?

Stranger: Yes.

You: nice, you ski?

Stranger: Yes.

You: have you heard of the site newschoolers.com?

Stranger: No.

You: oh, are you above the age of 25?

Stranger: No.

You: oh well then look up the site

You: its a very popular online ski fourm

Stranger: Why do I have to be young?

You: because there is alot of foolish nonsence that most older people dont find funny

Stranger: I don't ski.

Stranger: Or live in the alta area.

Stranger: Or know what tgr is.

Stranger: However, I am under 25.

You: how do you know of grizzly glutch then?

Stranger: Google.

You: are you serious

Stranger: I'm serious.

You: you googled how to get to chads gap

Stranger: Google it, you'll see.

Stranger: Specifically from the bottom of alta, yes.

You: hahahaha

You: thats classic

I'm now education them on skiing

Sep 16 2010 11:47PM

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dreadyboy

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hahhahazhahaha that sentence is quite funny to me

Sep 16 2010 11:52PM

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Charles^stevens

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Insane

haha I just read it, and I loled hard

Sep 17 2010 12:08AM

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timmmay528

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Loner

on

Sep 18 2010 1:13AM

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Addict

ON VIDEO CHAT PINK ANON GOGGLES FD HOODIE

Sep 18 2010 3:10AM

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Crazy Fool

i cant get my webcam to stream online
help?

Sep 18 2010 3:13AM

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yuck

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Crazy Fool

on

Sep 18 2010 3:13AM

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Addict

added a ns bandanna get on! ive seen 5 different pairs of boobs

Sep 18 2010 3:24AM

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Kangbang

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Crazy Fool

im on norm chat. no video

Sep 18 2010 3:28AM

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fsscott

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No Life

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIEM I DIDE THIS SHIT

LIKE THIRD NEXT WAS SOMEONE FROM NS

WAS ALL LIKE

COOL, SUP

MOVED ON IN LIFE

Sep 18 2010 3:29AM

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garrettwiz

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Addict

red wool hat...

Sep 18 2010 3:30AM

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Addict

^ are you still on cuz im still looking...8boobs...

Sep 18 2010 3:59AM

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Crazy Fool

im on chat.

ill start it with "you had me at hello"
everytime

Sep 18 2010 4:33AM

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Crazy Fool

Stranger: A WILD RATTATA APPEARED!
You: I CHOOSE YOU PIDGEY
Stranger: WILD RATTATA USED SCRATCH!
You: critical hit
You: PIDGEY USED SAND ATTACK. WILD RATTATAS DEFENCE FELL
Stranger: WILD RATTATA USED TAIL WHIP! WILD PIDGEYS ATTACK FELL!
You: PIDGEY USED PECK
Stranger: ....Wait, Pidgey isn't wild. Fail me.
Stranger: RATTATA USED SCRATCH!
You: OH MY!!! WHATS THIS!?!?! PIDGEY EVOLVED INTO PIDGEYOTTO
You: PIDGEYOTTO USED WING ATTACK
Stranger: RATTATA IS SCARED!
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: WHATS THIS?! WILD RATTATA EVOLVED INTO RABID RATICATE!
You: OH FUCK
You: IM OUT OF POTIONS AND ANTIDOTES
Stranger: RABID RATICATE IS DECIDING ITS VICTIMS FATE
You: PIDGEYOTTO FLEW UP
Stranger: RABID RATICATE USED DIG!
You: PIDGEYOTTO USED FLY, BUT IT MISSED!!
Stranger: RABID RATTATA USED DIG! BUT IT HAD NO EFFECT...
You: PIDGEYOTTO USED GUST
Stranger: RABID RATTATA TOOK 30 DAMAGE!
Stranger: RABID RATTATA USED BITE!
You: TRAINER USED HIS ONLY MASTER BALL
You: IT DIDNT WORK
You: PEDGEYOTTO FAINTED, TRAINER SENDS OUT METAPOD
You: METAPOD USED HARDEN
Stranger: RABID RATTATA USED HYPERFANG!
You: i belive its a raticate now
Stranger: Woops....
You: RATTICATE KILLED THE BUTTERFREE OFFSPRING
Stranger: Ok, that failed
You: TRAINER SENT OUT BEEDRILL
Stranger: *RATICATE USED HYPER FANG
Stranger: THERE.
You: GOOD
Stranger: RABID RATICATE USED FOAM AT MOUTH!
You: BEEDRILL USED STRING SHOT, its all over foes face
You: RATTIACTES ACCURACY FELL
Stranger: RABID RATTICATE IS ENRAGED BY NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE!
You: BEEDRILL IS POISENED
Stranger: RABID RATTICATE USE BITE!
You: ITS REALLY EFFECTIVE
You: BEEDRILL USED NEEDLE STING
You: HIT 3X
Stranger: RABID RATTICATE TOOK 50 DAMAGE!
Stranger: WILD RATTICATE USED HYPER FANG..AGAIN.
You: BEEDRILLS ANKLES ARE BROKE
You: THEY'RE BROKE
Stranger: WILD RATTICATE KILLED THE POOR, DEFENCLESS BEEDRILL.
You: BEEDRILL TOOK DAMAGE FROM POISEN, BEEDRILL FAINTED
You: TRAINER IS UNABLE TO FIGHT, TRAINER TOOK OUT SHOTGUN AND SHOT WILD RATTICATE
Stranger: WILD RATICATE INFECTED THE TRAINER WITH ITS LAST SHREDS OF STREGTH
Stranger: *STRENGTH
You: TRAINER IS OUT OF BULLETS. OTHER RATTATAS GANG RAPE TRAINER
Stranger: lol
You: oh the sight
You: i liked our battle!!!! made me think
Stranger: lol, yeah, me too
Stranger: Thanks for not dissconnecting
You: no problem
You: made my night
You: its what i look for
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: Anyways, this Ratticate must scurry off.
You: peace
Stranger: I'll see ya
You: pokecenter it up
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

made my night for some fun at 3am

Sep 18 2010 4:53AM

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skifoo

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Insane

im on

Sep 18 2010 7:23AM

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cbeebzthasteeze

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Insane

I'm on.

Sep 18 2010 9:53AM

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EC-Skier

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on

Sep 18 2010 9:57AM

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EC-Skier

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Stranger: I know it's you, Mr. Anderson

Stranger: Neo

You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?

Stranger: Sexy BEAST

Stranger: I'm not heping you on your homework, young man!!!

Sep 18 2010 10:03AM

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Mr.Luke

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Addict

I once pretended i was this super hot 20 year old chick from Connecticut who goes to university of Boston, and I was talking to this guy who was probably a perv, so I told him I was taking off my bra and panties so It would make him go crazy. Then we he was about to jizz in his pants, I told him my girlfriend was calling me, and I left.

Sep 18 2010 11:06AM

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EC-Skier

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on

Sep 19 2010 9:12PM

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.newman.

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Insane

on

Sep 19 2010 9:58PM

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tronned

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Insane

on, wearing goggles for refrence

Sep 19 2010 10:12PM

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Mr.Luke

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Addict

You know what's wierd? While I was on, i actually met a normal person

Sep 19 2010 10:29PM

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alvy.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heeey!
You: greetings
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: what? o_o
You: I THOUGHT I SAW A DINOSAUR BEHIND YOU
You: YES ITS THERE
You: OOOOHHHH GOOD
Stranger: OMG Ö
You: RUUN
You: RUN
You: NOW
Stranger: i'm gonna die! T__T
Stranger: take me away from here!!!
You: YES YOU ARE UNLESS YOU HAUL ASS TO THE WARTHOG
Stranger: now now now!!!
You: GET TO THE WARTHOG
You: NOW
You: RUN
You: PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT LADY
You: JESUS CHRIST
Stranger: Jesus, i don't wanna die todaaaaay T________T
You: OK
You: YOUR IN THE WARTHOG
You: ITS GOOD
You: NOW WE DRIVE
You: PEREHRAELKSRJELA
You: OH SHIT
You: RAPTORS
You: I HATE THESE SONS OF BITCHES
You: ALRIGHT FIRE THE TURET!!!!!!1
You: ATTACK!!!!
Stranger: oooooh god, we won't survive!!!!
You: YES WE WIL
You: IM CALLING IN AIR SUPORT
You: OK NOW GET INTO THE FALCON
You: HURRY
You: I SAID HURRY GOD DAMIT
Stranger: SORRY! I'M IN A CHOCK MODE, MY LEGS DON'T WANNA MOVE!!
You: THATS IT IM CARRYING YOU
You: OK NOW WERE GO FOR TAKEOFF
You: AGGHHHHH
You: PTERODACTYLS1
You: SHOOT THEM DOWN!!!!!
Stranger: OK!!!
Stranger: I'LL TRY
You: PEW PEW PEWP PEW
You: PEWPEWPEPEPWEPEPW
You: GOOD
You: YOU GOT THEM
You: OH SHIT
You: GOD DAMIT
Stranger: AHAHA YEAH
You: A COVENANT FRIGATE!
Stranger: WHAT?? O-O
You: NOOOOO
You: GET INTO THE UNSC FRIGATE SO WE CAN FIRE OUR MAC GUNS
Stranger: OK OK!!!!
You: OK 3 2 1
Stranger: ONE QUESTION, ARE YOU LEFT-HANDED??
You: FOR REACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NO IM RIGHT
You: BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME
You: FOR REACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: the battle lasted 47 hours
You: but in the end
You: the unsc kicked the covenants asses
You: and we survived
You: god im so happy
Stranger: yay! \o/
You: arent you!
Stranger: yes!! we survived!!
Stranger: *--*
You: ok now we should have hardcore pokemon sex
You: agreed?
Stranger: ahh no
You: but we won
You: we always do that after we win
You: ????
Stranger: i know that we won, but we don't do it after we win
You: then when do we do it?
Stranger: hmmm just in ur dreams
You: awwwwww
You: you are a horrible person

Sep 19 2010 10:38PM

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