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I have one that may be perfectly appropriate. Not the best, but it can work.
"Did you invite these people, i thought it was just going to be the two of us."
ME: How much doeas a polar bear wiegh?
GIRL: Idk how much?
ME: Just enough to break the ice, wanna fuck now?
really works on cool girls, cause it's funny and stuff..