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6 word story

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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
hai guys im required to right a six word story for english seminar, im not asking you to do it for me just throw some ideas at me i was think something like...

early morning,no names,long night

GO
Aug 30 2010 8:18PM
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nolan.
Posts: 909 - Karma: 59
i like dick. in ma mouth.
Aug 30 2010 8:18PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
all the white people repost bitch
Aug 30 2010 8:19PM
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TheMajesticLife
Posts: 940 - Karma: 495

Practice goes forever, wins last forever.

Aug 30 2010 8:20PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
penis penis penis penis penis penis
Aug 30 2010 8:21PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
all the gays, leave my thread
Aug 30 2010 8:21PM
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nolan.
Posts: 909 - Karma: 59
non ski gabber, summer from hell.
Aug 30 2010 8:21PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
leave your thread fuck your bed
Aug 30 2010 8:22PM
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Kellso
Posts: 452 - Karma: 11
lulz you made me chuckle
Aug 30 2010 8:24PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
Boner boner boner boner boner boner
Aug 30 2010 8:25PM
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austinmetsch
Posts: 525 - Karma: 17
legends are rare, legacy lasts forever
Aug 30 2010 8:26PM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
Masturbated during childbirth documentary. Failed Sex-Ed.
Aug 30 2010 8:32PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
fuck all your ignorant reposting business.
Aug 30 2010 8:34PM
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treecery.
Posts: 1375 - Karma: 148
the meaning of life is that...
Aug 30 2010 8:37PM
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messplay
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Smoke on iris, sunshine in eyelids.

easy to explain if your teacher asks..
Aug 30 2010 8:38PM
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Sheets-mmm
Posts: 392 - Karma: 42
im guesssing this six word story has to be something describing yourself....none of us probably know you, write it yourself.
Aug 30 2010 8:39PM
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madchronic
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i dont give a flying fuck!
Aug 30 2010 8:55PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Aug 30 2010 9:05PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
All 12 year old homophobes play in traffic
Aug 30 2010 9:07PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
i believe your referring to the wrong person
Aug 30 2010 9:48PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
i can cum within five seconds

i always fuck on first date

i masturbate with broken glass shards
Aug 30 2010 9:51PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I fucked my cousin, I win.
Aug 30 2010 9:52PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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super mega uber crazy boner jams
Aug 30 2010 9:52PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
well clearly, i cant get mature answers out of more then half of you so forget it
Aug 30 2010 9:52PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
He said mature, I said mommy
Aug 30 2010 9:53PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
the kid who is too lazy/stupid wants us to do his work maturely?

here: i eat my own dingle berries
Aug 30 2010 9:54PM
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pmills
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Aug 30 2010 9:55PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
if you weren't retarded and read my OP it said i was looking for advice not for someone to do it for me
Aug 30 2010 9:57PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
i like jizz in my nose
Aug 30 2010 9:58PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
The pussy is everywhere around me.
Aug 30 2010 9:59PM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
How many words was it again?
Aug 30 2010 9:59PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
thats funny, so does i too
Aug 30 2010 10:00PM
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SteezyOhio
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my shit. a box. your address?

Fuck bitch. get money. buy mcdonalds
Aug 30 2010 10:07PM
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Raz.
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you should definately just use "this is a six word story" and see what she says
Aug 30 2010 10:11PM
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Malcolm
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once upon a time i farted
Aug 30 2010 10:13PM
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ORDEAL
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I hope i get an A
Aug 30 2010 10:14PM
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ECB
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Capitalize that I and you will.
Aug 30 2010 10:22PM
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inb4_UMAD
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Fuck six words. This is Sparrttaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 30 2010 10:24PM
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Zump.
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Aug 30 2010 10:26PM
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elemeno89
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woke up tantalized, after my illusions. 
Aug 30 2010 10:26PM
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t.peterson
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my letter from hogwarts never came
Aug 30 2010 10:29PM
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gigi.d
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I got anally raped at school....... ):
Aug 30 2010 10:37PM
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rev3rb12
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I'm Tiger Woods. I fuck bitches.
Aug 30 2010 10:39PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
you really bandy that around way more than any normal person reasonably could
Aug 30 2010 10:40PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
I came, I saw, I conquered. Do it.


Or "I live, I ski, I die"


Or "I banged your mother last night"


Or "Get money get paid get laid"



Aug 30 2010 10:40PM
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The_Cube
Posts: 847 - Karma: 211
Black Man, White Women, an Oreo
Aug 30 2010 10:41PM
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soulskier
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alcohol, shit i am a dad
Aug 30 2010 10:42PM
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Common_Cents
Posts: 455 - Karma: 13
PAIN IS TEMPORARY, PRIDE LASTS FOREVER.
Aug 30 2010 10:44PM
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Common_Cents
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Turn caps off. What a noob.
Aug 30 2010 10:45PM
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gus555
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i came i saw i cumed
Aug 30 2010 10:45PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
what the fuck, where's my penis?
Aug 30 2010 10:46PM
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