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Im going to a party

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
So tonight im going to a party.  Its jersey shore themed party.  Well what should I do,  I wanna spike my hair but its really long and i dont have any italian guido looking clothes (shocker cause im from the south shore).   What should I do to look guido tonight?
Aug 28 2010 2:21PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,259
Just give your chest a spray tan and dont wear a shirt, maybe sweat pants?
Aug 28 2010 2:24PM
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Bepo
Posts: 8195 - Karma: 17
orange highlighter
Aug 28 2010 2:24PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126
This and steroids
Aug 28 2010 2:25PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629
no shirt or white tank/ spray tan/ sweatpants

sounds like a shit party
Aug 28 2010 2:26PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
slick back the hair, some lip gloss, open button down, dark jeans, jordans or dunks,  bug watch, necklace, and a cig.
Aug 28 2010 2:27PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Go buy like a 5 dollar shirt from walmart or kohls with a buttons, a collar, and a tiger or dragon that wraps around the shirt. wear some douchy sunglasses, some lip gloss, and just spike your hair even if it looks ridiculous like 10 inches high. It oughta work.
Aug 28 2010 2:28PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
Where so many pop collars that you break your fucking neck
Aug 28 2010 2:28PM
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GratefulDead
Posts: 3554 - Karma: 84
I would suggest killing yourself before 6.
Aug 28 2010 2:30PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8863 - Karma: 31,577
leave it in the binary thread
Aug 28 2010 2:31PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
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Translate that you annoying bastard.
Aug 28 2010 2:33PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51284 - Karma: 157,867
Sounds like a shit party. You sound like a tool.
Aug 28 2010 2:36PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
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Aug 28 2010 2:38PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
hahaah ok cause im going to a party with a theme and im not a guido by birth?
Aug 28 2010 2:39PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
wife beater and ugly jeans and puma's
Aug 28 2010 2:41PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
fuck off
Aug 28 2010 2:42PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
:)
Aug 28 2010 2:45PM
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garrettwiz
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Aug 28 2010 2:50PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
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Aug 28 2010 2:53PM
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AbeFroman
Posts: 1268 - Karma: -4
NOT COOL
Aug 28 2010 2:54PM
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garrettwiz
Posts: 2662 - Karma: 34
he didn't mean it. he was just kidding!
Aug 28 2010 2:56PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
sorry i'm just learning binary, i meant to say naggers...simply lost in translation
Aug 28 2010 2:59PM
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410steeze
Posts: 1086 - Karma: 39
3 of your little sisters polos with the collars popped, white pants rolled up above your ankles, hair slicked back with an entire bottle of gel, and the biggest most obnoxious looking shades you can find.

voila, grade A douchebag!
Aug 28 2010 4:39PM
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