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rynmartn
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are cool.


yay skiing

Apr 26 2004 1:16AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you can get this lapdance here for free
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Apr 26 2004 1:19AM
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jex
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haha thats what I though when I saw the thread...'ooo baby you want me..you can get this lap dance here for free.'

hey tahoe, ever hit up fantasy girls in sac-town. good stuff
LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'

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Apr 26 2004 2:03AM
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ScratchCobra66
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damn it, i thought this thread would be alittle more interesting.



Farp for Life.


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Apr 26 2004 9:19AM
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manus
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lap dances suck. All they do is empty out your pocket and get you all excited. Therefore, you go home with less money in your pocket and alone (would you really wanna bring that stripper home anyway?). So what is the point, go out and get yourself a girl and leave the lap dances to the 50 year olds that can't get any action from a good looking girl.


life is too short to have any regrets
Apr 26 2004 12:40PM
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lanks
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good point...

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 26 2004 1:27PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
why not just watch porn and jerk off, same thing and std free


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 26 2004 1:52PM
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Infantz16
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lateralis. you are a genius



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Apr 26 2004 1:55PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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they're a good way to get sex. find drunk girls dancing, ask for a lap dance. proceed to insertion.
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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
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Apr 26 2004 1:55PM
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Au_Champs_Elysees
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God, Nice idea derek. Drunk works..Kinda cheap tho
Apr 26 2004 3:09PM
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rightcoastskier
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haha free lap dances are the shit



its all about the 609
Apr 26 2004 5:12PM
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Lateralis
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lap dances from your grandma on your birthday are pretty sweet, this year my grandma went all out, she tied me up to a chair and blindfolded me and the lights shut off and big spotlight was shining down on me, confetti was falling and some hardcore techno music was blaring and oh man she rubbed her hairy coochie all over me till i was completely soaking wet, my grandpa filmed so if you want a copy for 5 bucks, just let me know


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 26 2004 5:15PM
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rynmartn
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HAHA...how do u always manage to say the most messed up yet funny things?


yay skiing

Apr 26 2004 5:17PM
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Lateralis
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i only speak of the truth, if you know whats good for you, youll buy a tape and wank to it


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Apr 26 2004 5:19PM
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Ryno
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that makes me want to puke...i hope your happy now
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Apr 26 2004 5:26PM
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skiingpimp
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A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying!
Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.
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Suck my Dick!
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Apr 26 2004 8:52PM
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Vtsnowski
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going to a party then asking one of the drunk girls to do it is awesome, but it is hard for the two of you too stay up right because both are drunk





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 26 2004 8:53PM
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dilla_says_go
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lap dance, shmap dance. my girlfriend gives great sex.
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Apr 26 2004 9:00PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
bwahahaha

Joel

'Go shut yourself in a freezer and see if you can evolve out of it.' -PhattTim

'i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?' -Apple
Apr 26 2004 11:15PM
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stixonmtholly
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If you want to have free sex with a stripper get a job at the club she is dancing at, they don't date the dumbasses with fat wallets that come in but they love partying with the bartender, DJ and security after work. I worked at a strip club when I was in college and WOW best time of my life, hot chicks dancing, porn on the TVs and sex in the supply closet or tanning room or basement just about every night and WE GOT PAID TO BE THERE, then the girls would want to go home and finish what was started in the club early.


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Apr 27 2004 11:37AM
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