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Boulder NS'ers. Help Me Out
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Hey guys. So two nights ago my car was broken into outside of my house in Boulder, CO. The fuckers didn't take anything except my change and my new ski jacket. I bought it from Gus Kenworthy. It is the green Zimnstern jacket in this thread.
https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/550841/
I don't expect the jacket to be given back, but if any of you see it this winter could you do your best to get the person's name? Also, if they are smaller than you, just take it from them. A pole to the head and some harsh verbal abuse should do the trick. Thanks NS
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I've got a Big Boulder...
...in my pants
By boulder I mean penis. It's a euphemism
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cool dood. you just made an ass out of yourself. give the kid some respect.
hopefully you find the person man! sorry to hear.
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Damn man, I'd be pissed too
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wow, typical crime with school back in session.
i'm in Boulder, J @ CU, i'll keep my eyes peeled homie
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Thats a pretty distinct jacket, i'll definitely keep my eye out for it
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I'm the one that took it ya bitch! That's what you get for moving away and making me live with three weird guys! Your lucky I didn't kill you! I don't even want the jacket because I hate people named Gus so i just threw it in the clark fork! CF4L!
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First of all, it's "you're lucky I didn't kill you." Second, your name is Gus, so it would make sense why you loathe people named Gus because you are not so special...in any way. That is all. Thanks for stealing my jacket and giving it to the mighty Clark Fork, Gus.
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Why is your name not wompwompcrunch?
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This kid lied! He is way too much of a chump to steal it from you. But everyone will keep looking! And we will find it Sammy
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wait until winter rolls around...spend like an hour on campus just walking around and your probability of finding it, may increase.
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I ANINT NO CHUMP ANNIE!!!!!!!
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