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Coolest things in dorm rooms

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bryanw
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yo wat is the coolest thing you've seen or heard of in someones dorm room cuz i'm looking for some awesome things to do. .

i've heard of having pets, poker tables/pong tables, dart boards and shit like that whats something fresh ns? you kno whats good
Aug 22 2010 2:14AM
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Dr._Handsome
Posts: 202 - Karma: 10
girls
Aug 22 2010 2:15AM
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fujarome
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dart board is a bad idea unless you are good enough to never miss the board, or have wall-colored toothpaste.


Aug 22 2010 2:15AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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i have this bedspread and it's really soft like t-shirt material in my dorm
Aug 22 2010 2:15AM
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Freeheel4real
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BOWFLEX
Aug 22 2010 2:16AM
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rickety_cricket
Posts: 909 - Karma: 34
A vaporizer, or alot of girls
Aug 22 2010 2:19AM
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1337
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Copious amounts of horny pussy
Aug 22 2010 2:19AM
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pomme-de-terre
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DO NOT get a dart board.

NO.

dont fucking do it.

my sister had a friend almost bleed out entirely while she was in college (drunk, dart to neck)



build a dance floor. like a sick one. you can find tutorials on the internet on how to make one with lights and shit that is synchronized to music for like $200

also consider installing a wet bar, swimming pool, tennis court, movie theator and private airstrip for maximum college enjoyment.
Aug 22 2010 2:20AM
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Schlop
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The vote is unanimous. All you need is women
Aug 22 2010 2:20AM
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Dr._Handsome
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he gets it, you dont need a fucking hot plate or a tv, just a bed, some drunk women, and an imagination
Aug 22 2010 2:20AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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/thread
Aug 22 2010 2:22AM
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skiierman
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have you ever seen a naked woman before? this doesn't include your mother, and or both a rape victim.
Aug 22 2010 2:23AM
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Dr._Handsome
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lolsaur
Aug 22 2010 2:24AM
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pomme-de-terre
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have you ever seen a naked sheep before?
Aug 22 2010 2:25AM
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saxon
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a microwave
Aug 22 2010 2:27AM
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2L208
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a meth lab would be "fresh"
Aug 22 2010 2:29AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Mini fridge
Oh yah...





















And girls
Aug 22 2010 2:29AM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
you must have at least one of the following:

vape
portable basketball hoop with nerf ball
gumball machine
pinball machine
a glorious quiver of skis visible to all who enter
roll-out putting green with built in hole (shoots back ball as well)
dumbbells
christmas lights
Aug 22 2010 2:33AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
more than you, you dirty ginger. i would say the same for you and your mum, but im still trying to decide whether shes a guy or not. or was that your dad?
Aug 22 2010 2:33AM
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gnarles.
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you forgot girls
Aug 22 2010 2:35AM
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messplay
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aug 22 2010 2:37AM
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skiierman
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nah, my dad is the one who finished 282nd in a field of 1,000 in a sprint triathlon today and my mom is the one competing in the triathlon tomorrow morning. kinda easy to tell them apart.
Aug 22 2010 2:39AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
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oh sweet, thanks for clearing it up.
Aug 22 2010 2:42AM
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messplay
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shouldn't you be doing something else besides hate whoring on other members?

maybe become less glued to your monitor?


Aug 22 2010 2:42AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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wow everytime i read anything you write i think "what a douche!"
Aug 22 2010 3:12AM
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appa
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those would get jacked so quickly man let's think realistically.
Aug 22 2010 3:40AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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i lock mine together

OUTWIT THE THIEF
Aug 22 2010 3:42AM
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Jordan
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Took the thoughts right out of my head...
Aug 22 2010 3:43AM
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appa
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i hope that works haha my brother got his bike stolen out of a lock in his first week at school.
I TOTALLY HATE THIEVES
Aug 22 2010 3:48AM
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ThaLorax
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9 girls, 3 clowns, 4 tricycles, 1 lemon, 6 tennis balls, 2 snickers bars and a lava lamp.
Aug 22 2010 3:54AM
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icon1234
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Sick speakers is a plus. I stayed in relatively nice dorms my freshmen year, we had a lot more space then conventional college dorm room. So some people were able to fit couches in there rooms which was a huge + as people had somewhere to actually sit.
Aug 22 2010 4:09AM
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unchyll
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a bong and a nice lap top with some speakers.
Aug 22 2010 4:22AM
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Dobies.
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Cover your entire wall with 30 rack cut outs... and have a dope ass stereo, xbox, and if your really baller like a popcorn machine. i've seen it.
Aug 22 2010 4:53AM
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powderhound100
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see if you can get a hot tube in your room.
Aug 22 2010 4:56AM
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moonofendor
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idk. every time I read it i find it somewhat amusing. especially when people take people seriously in NSG...
Aug 22 2010 5:17AM
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I_Am_Mod
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A friend of mine has a really sweet dorm room, he's got a mini fridge + microwave/combi oven, 2 couches that fold out to a bed, crazy surround sound and 3 subwoofer that go so loud they can vibrate a glass off the table in the rooms below and above him ....

he also has a really sweet rocking chair ...
Aug 22 2010 6:31AM
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zues
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Aug 22 2010 9:04AM
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-Mugatu
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hot tubes are key. Also see about a hot tub!
Aug 22 2010 9:54AM
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blong131
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LOVE SAC /THREAD.
Aug 22 2010 9:56AM
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ECB
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Last year we had a couch

No other freshmen could fit a couch in their room.


We would walk up to girls and say "Hey, we have a couch, wanna see it?"

They would come back to our room

If the didn't, we would say "It isn't fire retardant"

Then some of the others would come back.....




This year we are getting a stripper pole, our couch, and a fuck station
Aug 22 2010 9:57AM
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nickyp
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Your mother
Aug 22 2010 10:04AM
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Benhamine
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My buddy that goes to UVM built a mini ramp in there room. Thing was pretty sick but eventually they got caught and had to put it in like a storage area. Still could ride it but they had to walk down the stairs after that.
Aug 22 2010 10:20AM
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B.Pol
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And you might as well throw in some midgets to the equation.
Aug 22 2010 11:14AM
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infedel_one
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i heard about that, but we were never able to find it haha
Aug 22 2010 11:24AM
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scormier2
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They're key.
Aug 22 2010 11:27AM
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50in07
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A penguin. What girl wouldn't want to come see your pet penguin.
Aug 22 2010 12:02PM
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soulskier
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i think its time somebody posts the video about how to stock your fridge to get you many women, and its also important to have a big tv, some sound, and xbox/ps3 optional, n64 with super smash= drunken necessity


fuck it ill do it

Aug 22 2010 12:15PM
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soulskier
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you put clothes on your sheep?
Aug 22 2010 12:17PM
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rudager
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I'm stoked for my dorm room.

I';ll be living with my friend and two czecks, and we'll have a VCR! and a blender! and a hammock and and and, and tons of babes....
Aug 22 2010 12:17PM
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frp1080
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a nice tube
Aug 22 2010 12:29PM
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steezyjibber
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My threads, when I get back to school i will post some pictures of the cool things in me & Rondo's room
Aug 22 2010 12:31PM
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