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Got my wisdom teeth out yesterday.

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-Dan
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The nurse told me she liked my whole outfit.

/claim
Aug 21 2010 9:37AM
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maximiliaan
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Was it an hot nurse?
Aug 21 2010 9:40AM
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-Dan
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definitely, otherwise i wouldn't have claimed.

After my surgery when i woke up apparently I told everyone I was looking for her cause I needed to get her number haha. My sister claims that i should have been filmed because I blew meg ryan out of the water with my drugged up antics.
Aug 21 2010 9:46AM
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AbeFroman
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what
Aug 21 2010 9:47AM
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Lemuel
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Hahahahahaha video was definitely needed for that claim Dan.
Aug 21 2010 9:49AM
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-Dan
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Dude I don't even know, I would jsut say to everyone here, film your post op condition because you won't remember it without being reminded. you dont have to put it on the internet, but definitely have the video for your personal lulz.
Aug 21 2010 9:49AM
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Lemuel
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But I wasn't fucking retarded after I got mine out. I was just tired. I didn't say anything stupid.
Aug 21 2010 12:23PM
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stalefish.
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that's what you think. who drove you home hmm? i bet they have funny secrets.
Aug 21 2010 12:38PM
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.frenchy
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https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/551775/

lolz, two cars too many
Aug 21 2010 12:40PM
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BryantPhoto
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He's legit with his story, mad funny stuff went down. "I'm a champion"
Aug 23 2010 11:49AM
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sndyrvr
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Aug 23 2010 11:54AM
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50in07
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An hot nurse?
Aug 23 2010 12:20PM
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Lemuel
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My mom, and no, I didn't say any stupid shit. The only thing I said that was slightly retarded was "Are they done yet?" multiple times.
Aug 23 2010 12:33PM
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-Dan
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weak. I have laughed constantly the last three days from stories my sister and mom keep telling.

Some examples.

The nurses told me that the Dr. likes the song barbie girl and always played it and got made fun of. Right before I passed out i mumbled that i wanted barbie girl and he had to delay the surgery cause he was laughing to hard.

I kept telling everyone that I had the fastest surgury time for that Dr. (14minutes) Claiming it was because I am a natural born champion.

I wanted a cup to spit the blood from my mouth into and kept yelling at my mom to get me a cup. She told me no so i threatened to spit on the floor. She then told me I wasn't allowed to spit so I said I was drool into the cup then.

I was sticking my tongue out and saying, "Its so small I can't even see it" I then proceeded to tell me sister it was the size of a quarter.

I yelled for everyone to be quiet and said I had to try to grab my lip instead of my chin. I reached up and grabbed my bottom lip and whispered "champion"

the nurse came in to tell us post op and I was like, "DON"T WORRY I SAW THIS ON THE INTERNET, AND I'LL BE QUIET"

there were more things, but I don't know them fully.



Aug 23 2010 2:35PM
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hue.
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hahaha thats hilarious, k+ for some good lol's
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Aug 23 2010 2:48PM
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Jahseph.
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What pain meds did they put you on?

I asked for perks, and for the whole next week I just chilled on the couch watching law and order: svu. Pretty much the best shitty week of my life
Aug 23 2010 3:05PM
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-Dan
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They gave me hydrocodones, penicillin, and 600mg ibuprofen. I haven't taken any of it though. I'm not big on medication
Aug 23 2010 3:24PM
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Jahseph.
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Shit, idk why you wouldn't be lol.

My jaw hurt like a bitch after I got mine out, but of you're man enough to stick it out then props to you
Aug 23 2010 4:05PM
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0123456789
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after i got mine out i stood up and my mom tried to help me, i was like ma im good i am half drunk, i can handle my shit.
Aug 23 2010 4:08PM
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feihlination
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i am confused, is that meg ryan vid you or wat
Aug 23 2010 4:15PM
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NS=NeverSucks
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Meg Ryan was the best part of that youtube video that someone posted.
Aug 23 2010 4:38PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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You're such a pussy, i don't know why people get put under. You are not a man.
Aug 23 2010 4:39PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Buuuuuttttt all my wisdoms were vertical so that made it easy, i was blessed.
Aug 23 2010 4:40PM
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Mike34113
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I am one of 3% of the population who was lucky enough to never have wisdom teeth
Aug 23 2010 4:45PM
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BryantPhoto
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Were you put under?

Aug 24 2010 12:34PM
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1337
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I'm guessing no
Aug 24 2010 12:38PM
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BryantPhoto
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Let's see him go through it with no anestheisa or drugs and say he liked it
Aug 24 2010 12:41PM
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1337
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see his second post.....
Aug 24 2010 12:43PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Thanks 1337.
I was only given tylanol, and ofcourse freezing but it was minor freezing. 1 shot.
It was just annoying as fuck afterwards because it took so long to heal and it wouldn't stop bleeding.
Aug 24 2010 4:31PM
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-Dan
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this is where i;\'m at now. its the worst in the morning, i must chomp in my sleep or something
Aug 24 2010 5:19PM
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TROLLED.HARD
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Yeah bro it's a bitch. You just have to baby it though. I was so afraid to get dry clotts or whatever the dentist was telling me about, apparently they hurt alot and bleed even more. All i ate/drank was icecream, smoothies, and soup broth.
Don't be frustrated because my molars healed a few weeks ago and i got my wisdoms done about 6 months ago. Just me.
Aug 24 2010 5:34PM
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