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Fruits that taste better sliced

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low_fidelity
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These fruits taste better when cut or sliced with a knife:
Bananas
Mangos
Oranges
Grapes
Peaches
Kiwi
Strawberry
Apples

These fruits do not:
Apples
Pears
Grapefruit
Pomegranate

Use this information to your advantage.


Aug 19 2010 1:01AM
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Parrish
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Something is not right here.
Aug 19 2010 1:02AM
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B-runge
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you said apples for both silly
Aug 19 2010 1:03AM
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birdshake
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how can apples be in both lists?
Aug 19 2010 1:03AM
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thugaim
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Who the fuck slices a grape?
Aug 19 2010 1:03AM
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50in07
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Apples are wayyyy better sliced!
Aug 19 2010 1:04AM
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low_fidelity
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Clearly, apples are in both lists because they taste delicious sliced. But, at times, if they are crunchy enough they may taste as delicious not sliced. Clearly
Aug 19 2010 1:05AM
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Schlop
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Serious?

You're missing out
Aug 19 2010 1:05AM
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Arabian.
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I peel my grapes.
Aug 19 2010 1:05AM
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DrStrangelove
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you just bite right into a grapefruit, do ya? what the hell is wrong with you? that's like biting through rhinocerous skin to get to the bitterest tasting shit on the planet...

and i agree with whoever said apples taste awesome sliced
Aug 19 2010 1:07AM
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987321654hgfd
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Apples are only good sliced when paired with peanut butter.
Aug 19 2010 1:07AM
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senorpuppy
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this
Aug 19 2010 1:08AM
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HenniferLopez
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I love doing that. then you let the slimy skinless grape slide down your throat..









.....wait, what?
Aug 19 2010 1:09AM
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Yung_Gnarley
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uhhhhh
Aug 19 2010 1:10AM
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Shadows
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all fruit tastes better sliced. why? because when you introduce oxygen into the inner part of a fruit gasses and toxins are released. also because you mix the flavors better on your pallet and are tasting more of the fruit in a wider range. not just a huge glob of fruit inside your mouth.
Aug 19 2010 1:12AM
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Schlop
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Hello, how are things?
Aug 19 2010 1:13AM
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HenniferLopez
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I'M JUST JOKING YOU GUYS. chill.
Aug 19 2010 1:19AM
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Mr.Panda
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Obviously that double strap on concept I was talking about.
Aug 19 2010 1:22AM
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JayDope
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obviously pineapple derrrr
Aug 19 2010 1:23AM
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Mr.Panda
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:D
Aug 19 2010 1:23AM
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munch
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interesting
Aug 19 2010 1:24AM
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Schlop
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Throw oranges on the NOT slice list. Peel that shit and eat it like an apple
Aug 19 2010 1:25AM
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Kangbang
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they do so taste better
Aug 19 2010 1:25AM
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DJohnson
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wow, ive never thought about it that closely
Aug 19 2010 1:25AM
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I.B
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.
Aug 19 2010 1:26AM
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pomme-de-terre
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how the fuck is pineapple not up here? have you ever tried to eat a pineapple before slicing it? it tastes fucking terrible.

and what about coconuts?

this list sucks.
Aug 19 2010 1:27AM
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thugaim
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NO U
Aug 19 2010 1:35AM
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I.B
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Touche' my good man.
Aug 19 2010 1:37AM
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Arabian.
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Quoting pomme-de-terre$ from Aug 19 2010 1:27:54:
this list sucks.


LOLOL. Game set and match.


Aug 19 2010 1:41AM
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ED.
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WTF? i've never eaten a grapefruit not sliced... it doesn't work
Aug 19 2010 1:43AM
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Slinger1x1
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strawberries are delicious whole, oranges are best peeled, who the fuck slices grapes? kiwis are best whole, eat the skin an all (ski has a lot of nutrients and good shit), apples and peaches are good either way.

grapefruits are delicious sliced into smiles, and pomegranate is eaten with a spoon....

this is flawed
Aug 19 2010 1:45AM
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low_fidelity
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Ok, things need clearing up:

Clearly, when I  say sliced I mean multiple slices. One slice down the middle does not count as "sliced". Grapefruit has only one slice down the middle then you eat the rest normal. Clearly.
Aug 19 2010 2:00AM
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DERS.
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yee im all about that sliced pinapple
Aug 19 2010 2:02AM
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Gameboy
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Wait, you don't eat the pineapple peel? WTF?!?
Aug 19 2010 2:04AM
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I.B
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I'm with this guy
Aug 19 2010 2:05AM
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AT-AT
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How high were you sir?
Aug 19 2010 2:14AM
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Uncle.Badness
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Squash
Aug 19 2010 2:26AM
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DERS.
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they're usually destroyed after using them as dildos. so i dont eat them toooooo much
Aug 19 2010 2:34AM
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Funnel
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Fuck you. You left out Nectarines. My favorite fruit.
Aug 19 2010 2:36AM
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Jamestown
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Your username is "punksgitcut". Does that mean punks taste better cut?
Aug 19 2010 2:49AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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i got sooo hungry for some dank fruit after reading this like a fatty cantelope(sp?) and some bomb as plumot and some delicious shnozberries
Aug 19 2010 3:02AM
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Downtofilm
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These fruits taste better when cut or sliced with a knife:


These fruits do not:


Use this information to your advantage.
Aug 19 2010 3:06AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54

Quoting punksgitcut from Aug 19 2010 1:01:42:
These fruits taste better when cut or sliced with a knife:
Bananas
Mangos
Oranges
Grapes
Peaches
Kiwi
Strawberry
Apples

These fruits do not:
Apples
Pears
Grapefruit
Pomegranate

Use this information to your advantage.
Quoting runningman from Aug 19 2010 2:02:56:
yee im all about that sliced pinapple

Quoting thugaim from Aug 19 2010 1:35:53:
NO U

Quoting pomme-de-terre$ from Aug 19 2010 1:27:54:
this list sucks.
Quoting ElohJay from Aug 19 2010 1:26:29:
.

Lolz. Don't mind me, just fucking with Dubsman.
Aug 19 2010 3:06AM
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1337
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flawless victory
Aug 19 2010 3:11AM
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Slinger1x1
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stop being a cock munched and just tell me.....
Aug 19 2010 3:12AM
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Arabian.
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Quoting Dubsman35$ from Aug 19 2010 1:45:20:
strawberries are delicious whole, oranges are best peeled, who the fuck slices grapes? kiwis are best whole, eat the skin an all (ski has a lot of nutrients and good shit), apples and peaches are good either way.

grapefruits are delicious sliced into smiles, and pomegranate is eaten with a spoon....

this is flawed

Quoting punksgitcut from Aug 19 2010 1:01:42:
These fruits taste better when cut or sliced with a knife:
Bananas
Mangos
Oranges
Grapes
Peaches
Kiwi
Strawberry
Apples

These fruits do not:
Apples
Pears
Grapefruit
Pomegranate

Use this information to your advantage.
Quoting runningman from Aug 19 2010 2:02:56:
yee im all about that sliced pinapple

Quoting thugaim from Aug 19 2010 1:35:53:
NO U

Quoting pomme-de-terre$ from Aug 19 2010 1:27:54:
this list sucks.
Quoting ElohJay from Aug 19 2010 1:26:29:
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Quoting Arabian. from Aug 19 2010 3:06:42:
Lolz. Don't mind me, just fucking with Dubsman.


Lolz I totally agree.
Aug 19 2010 3:12AM
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Slinger1x1
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fuck you
Aug 19 2010 3:17AM
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1337
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u mad

also, lrn2 google dubs
Aug 19 2010 3:18AM
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Downtofilm
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Mangos are tha shit
Aug 19 2010 3:19AM
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Arabian.
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Aug 19 2010 3:20AM
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I.B
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YEEEEEEEE
Aug 19 2010 3:26AM
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