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Broken arm !?

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dopesause
Posts: 134 - Karma: 34
i just broke my arm skateboarding and it sucks ass. i just built a jib last week and i wanted to ski really badly. now im bored as hell stuck reading forums all day on ns. i dont know wat 2 dou.
Aug 17 2010 4:29PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
better you got it over with now than on the 1st day of ski season.
Aug 17 2010 4:30PM
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BLUMPKING
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
you can ski with a broken arm. jeeeezzz
Aug 17 2010 4:35PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
broken arms aren't that bad....

broke my right arm 3 times, in high school i had someone take all the classnotes for me, because i couldn't write (even tough i broke my right arm and i am a lefty :D )

+ you can still masturbate with the other arm ...
Aug 17 2010 4:39PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
at least your arm will be nice and ready by the time the snow hits.
Aug 17 2010 4:40PM
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dopesause
Posts: 134 - Karma: 34
wel ive had broken bones before...6 of them, but this ones the worst, cant like ski or anything for a month cus i might break it again, in a cast for 8 fucking weeks
Aug 17 2010 4:45PM
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dispatchQ_main
Posts: 2619 - Karma: 629

i will say again, jerk it more and this will never happen.

Aug 17 2010 4:52PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Read the dictionary
Aug 17 2010 4:54PM
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dopesause
Posts: 134 - Karma: 34
im typing with my left arm dumbass. it doesnt know how to spieeill
Aug 17 2010 4:57PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
wat
Aug 17 2010 5:01PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
fuck you.

quit being a whiny little bitch.

if i were you i'd kill myself. seriously.
Aug 17 2010 5:08PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
aha. Classic Charmander
Aug 17 2010 5:13PM
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50in07
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 1,471
This. once you get a cast you can pretty much do everything you could without a broken arm.
Aug 17 2010 5:18PM
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dopesause
Posts: 134 - Karma: 34
ya thas true
Aug 17 2010 5:31PM
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littlefirsty
Posts: 372 - Karma: 19
where did u brake ur arm. when i broke my wrist i could ski but it wasnt a bad break. for next year if u really like skiing dont skate board haha
Aug 17 2010 8:28PM
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Khebah
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see i used to skateboard until i learned that its nothing but trouble and yull get hurt .. so unneeded an fuck skiing so much better anyways i atleast think now
Aug 17 2010 9:10PM
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willyg0808
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 1,364
broke mine 2nd week of june and still have a cast. get er off in 6 weeks!
Aug 17 2010 9:30PM
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dopesause
Posts: 134 - Karma: 34
i broke my wrist, but it was a pretty bad break. the bone completely snapped and almost broke the skin. and ya, skiing is a lot better than skateboarding, but in the summer all u got is wakeboarding, jibbin, and skateboardin, so..
Aug 17 2010 10:15PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
build up the muscles in your other arm
Aug 17 2010 10:19PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
learn to beat it with your other arm
Aug 17 2010 10:35PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,259
It could be waaayyy worse, like during the ski season. Now THAT would suck.
Aug 17 2010 10:36PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
if you broke your dominant arm, get rediculously good at everything with your non-dom hand
Aug 17 2010 10:39PM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
Learning to masturbate with a different hand is awful.
Aug 17 2010 10:40PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
*ridiculous
Aug 17 2010 10:42PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 6,662
The kid has an inch dick. HES MAH HOMIE.
Aug 17 2010 11:41PM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
You're so generous.
Aug 17 2010 11:43PM
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J..H
Posts: 646 - Karma: 73
masterbate... just do it
Aug 17 2010 11:50PM
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DJohnson
Posts: 444 - Karma: 11
wise words
Aug 17 2010 11:56PM
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
well, thats just dopesause
Aug 18 2010 12:16AM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
about 5 months ago i broke my ankle skating my rail. I had to wear a walking boot and while i was waiting for my foot to heal I built a summer setup. my ankle still isnt 100% but at least it doesnt hurt in my ski boot. i have to lay off the skating for awhile. anyways i hope you heal fast i know it sucks.
Aug 18 2010 1:23AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
meh, i learned it fast enough when internet porn came, i needed my right hand for mouse clicking and navigating ....

so apparently it's easier to learn how to wank with your left hand than learning to operate a computer mouse with left....
Aug 18 2010 3:29AM
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jimbob61
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
Hi don't worry about your broken arm check out the cool covers @ www.cover-my-cast.com

Jimbob61
Aug 18 2010 6:17PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
I just broke my collarbone in a car accident, like others said atleast it happened now and not during the season!
Aug 18 2010 6:30PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432
i broke both thumbs in high school and had to have casts on both wrists. i remember walking into class and the first thing the teacher said was "thank god it was only your left hand" then I showed her my right hand too haha
Aug 18 2010 8:56PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
haha last winter i broke my right collarbone and tore a ligament in my left thumb so i had both arms in casts/a sling. it was terrible
Aug 18 2010 9:07PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432
mine were awesome. one was blue and the other was pink. i even had my grad photos taken with them
Aug 18 2010 9:15PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
when i broke my collarbone i never wore my sling.. granted it healed like shit but i wasnt gonna fuck around, i was running/doing everything i do within 2 weeks of breaking it.
Aug 18 2010 9:17PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
Some kid I know broke both of his wrists in those handles that are on the top of slides, the ones you use to push yourself. He had to casts on and essentially had no use of his hands.
Aug 18 2010 9:18PM
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alpacarider
Posts: 290 - Karma: 42
ho ho ho.... buy weed with yo dough
Aug 18 2010 10:33PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
mine was almost broken in half ha. i missed the whole basketball season and only got to ski for 2 weeks at the end of the year
Aug 18 2010 10:54PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
this is my x-ray

different people have different recoveries tho

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Aug 19 2010 12:30AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^crappiest thing bout breaking your collar bone is the sleeping part ....

also, same goes with chest bone/sternum, anyone ever broke his ?
it hurts like hell when you cough, sneeze or perform any kinds of labour with your upper extremities .... lifting stuff, opening a cola bottle, all those forces come down to your ribcage and sternum; it sucks....
Aug 19 2010 4:55AM
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NS=NeverSucks
Posts: 256 - Karma: 17
You can still ski and still jerk off to pass the time.
Aug 19 2010 4:57AM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
That's clearly a broken clavicle you fucking retard.  Do you not know what an arm is?  Fuck you, idiot.
Aug 19 2010 1:18PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,535
Dude he never said he broke his arm he said he broke his collar one you need to mellow out
Aug 19 2010 1:21PM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
You are the stupidest motherfucker on NS.  Read the goddamn title of the thread.  Fucking hell.
Aug 19 2010 1:41PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
Drink some damn milk homie
Aug 19 2010 1:48PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
A DIFFERENT PERSON POSTED IT! WHY DON'T YOU CHILL THE FUCK OUT?!?!?!?! CAPS LOCK!11!!1111!!
Aug 19 2010 7:19PM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
He posted it in the wrong fucking thread.  Does this look like the fucking broken collar bone thread to you?  If the OP wanted to leave this thread open to all fractures, he would have titled it the "Broken bones?".  Since he didn't you can fucking assume that this is the goddamn motherfucking Broken arm thread.
Aug 19 2010 8:51PM
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
uhh well if you read the thread you'd see it got a little off topic. jeez we're all such dumbasses. you showed us!
Aug 19 2010 9:19PM
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Wolvmatt.
Posts: 529 - Karma: 12
Could retry that message except this time being a little ruder.  I would respect you more.
Aug 19 2010 9:23PM
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