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waterville_NH
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let 4 sheep go in the school and number them 1,2,3,5....they will be looking for #4 all day





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Apr 22 2004 7:54PM
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freeride1260
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ive heard that just with 5 pigs numbered 1 2 3 5 6


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Apr 22 2004 7:55PM
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lanks
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wow. thats pure genious. too bad though, the 'pure geniousness' faded away after the first 1000 people suggested that one...

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Apr 22 2004 7:56PM
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hoodratz47
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this is what we did....... we made a huge penis out of chickin wire, sheetmetal and paper mache.. but we mad teh heado of it a seperate compartment and put a slit right were it should. so we propped it up onthe skool sign out front and filled it the bottom part of the penis with sand.. then we took frozen cans of sahvin cream and put them in the head of the penis and then we had a huge ass spoooging penis... amazing




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Apr 22 2004 7:58PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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^ that is pure genious (sp?)





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Apr 22 2004 8:12PM
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LittleDevil720
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Last year a couple of the seniors took liek 2 or 3 coyotes and hung them up aorudn the school..and they put this grease shit all around the handles. the grease doesnt watch off.it was pretty funny
Apr 22 2004 8:15PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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fuck u all, three kids i know raced around school on their dirt bikes. it was a three lap race and my buddy nick won. the course went soming thing, In the main door, through the looby, down a set of stairs to the cafeteria, out the doors in the cafe, around the side of the school, into a door in the science wing, down the cooridor, a left turn down the english hallway, down the stairs back into the lobby and they had to do it again. one of the kids ate shit on the second lap in the hallway. it was greatttt

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Apr 22 2004 8:49PM
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ScratchCobra66
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thats cool, how many points did they get if they killed someone?! and whats a looby?



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Apr 22 2004 9:14PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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we always wanted to take the atvs into the school





i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
Apr 22 2004 9:17PM
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skiierman
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piff... thats nothing. my dad was king of highschool. everyday was senior prank day, whether it be throwing his desk out the window to putting dents in cars with M-80's. yup those where the good ol' days he says.


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Apr 22 2004 9:39PM
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thejackamo
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a few years back, the football team at my school put all of the security/janitor/landscaping carts on the roof of one of the buildings. the thing is, there's no way to get up to that roof. no ladders or staircases. so how they got ALL of them on the roof (which is around 9 or 10) is beyond me.


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Apr 22 2004 10:06PM
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Meh42
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i heard of a prank like that that, were they put a car in the middle of a courtyad with no entrances big enough to let it out, to get the thing in they actually had to build a ramp over the top of the school and down the other side into the courtyard... mustve been great
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Apr 22 2004 10:08PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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and the real way to do the pig/chicken/any animal. is you get four of them and u only paint 1,2,5,6 so then they think they are actually missing one

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Apr 22 2004 10:10PM
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Vtsnowski
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cant really do any thing at my school cause there is cams all over the outside of it, they must really need them for a small town like mine where nothing ever happens





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Apr 22 2004 10:24PM
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dr_jibb
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I think someone posted this on ns.com before, buuuuuuut you save up all your bong water till u have a ton of water bottles full of this smelly shite, then pour it alllllll over the school halls.
Apr 22 2004 10:45PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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wow - what fascinating high schools you guys go to. our seniors just put all the desks on the roof or hang giant blow up dicks from the schoo sign.
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Apr 22 2004 10:49PM
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hoodratz47
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when iget the pics i will show the great spooging penis



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give american girls alcohol and theyll do anything, they turn into raging sluts who freak out when they see a cock and just have to gobble it down.............and thats the way girls should be. Lateralis
Apr 22 2004 11:00PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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We're working on one. But I'm on probation so someone else will have to mastermind it because our administration is extremely anal.


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Apr 22 2004 11:03PM
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MadTrix4185
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if u can get ahold of a cow take it up some stairs. they wont walk back down. so there will jus b a cow stuck up there.
Apr 23 2004 1:01AM
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sacha
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bring bottles of cooking oil and poor them in the halls.


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Apr 23 2004 3:41PM
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rossignol_rider
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someone stole the big boy from out front of that restaurant, big boy, made a pulley system onto hte top of the building, and down into the courtyard right in the center display 2 years ago. It's a closed courtyard too, so it the janitors had to cut it to pieces and carry it through the school to get it out. They did a whole right up about it in the paper....that was funny
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Apr 23 2004 3:58PM
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B-Wald
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^hahah..that's awesome..
our seniors sucked last year..they just put the soccer goals in the parking lot..
this year they didnt even do anything..
we'll have to get 'em next year..
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Apr 23 2004 4:59PM
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Astomp
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if they had to cut it out how did they get it in?
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Apr 23 2004 5:32PM
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skiierman
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/\ read again what he wrote.
yeah i found this prime spot, its in a corner of a hall way, an un-noticable hole about 4 inch. wide and its like 5 ft. deep. im gonna dump dead fish down there and stink up the place. and theyll have no way of getting the fish out. :)


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Apr 23 2004 9:13PM
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C.Royce
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last year the seniors blocked everybody into the school. There are two roads to get out so they blocked those off and surrounded the student parking lots w/ cars bumper to bumper. It was funny and everyone was pissed. My friend's dad used to own Heavenly so he had access to all the huge cranes… so when he was a senior at our school he put huge tracker tires on the flag pole stacked to the top, then put the principal's car on top.
Apr 23 2004 9:26PM
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NickMartini
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well that will just be like pussy, ^^^
any ways our seniors sucked all they did was ties everyones bookbags together so it took like an extra 5 minutes to get them, it was the worst senor prank i have ever heard of





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Apr 23 2004 9:27PM
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Switchin_Dirty
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some kids in my class cut down all the trees with chain saws at my school....now they are in jail and have no dimplomas, make sure you don't get caught!
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Apr 23 2004 9:27PM
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