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This bellyflopping dog sure has a lotta heart...

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Commonwealth
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I mean come on! That's why dogs are infinitely better than cats (I'm looking at you, gato). You know he doesn't want to jump into the water to get that ball but he wants to please his owner so much that he's willing to sacrifice his dignity and a little pain by bellyflopping in his little life jacket.

You know if it was a cat the cat would fake the jump, push his owners off the dock with his greasy little paws and hop in that boat out there and run them over in a bloody death. You know it.
Aug 13 2010 2:34PM
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bangarangmules
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Actually I doubt it.
Aug 13 2010 2:36PM
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skithecanada
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Cats are satans army.
Aug 13 2010 2:37PM
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neutralzombie
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aww that's the cutest thing ever and his little life coat!
Aug 13 2010 2:37PM
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T-Holt
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Cats are great.




























































If you want Satan as a pet.
Aug 13 2010 2:38PM
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skithecanada
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exactly
Aug 13 2010 2:40PM
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Rosshole
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heres a tip: if your dog has to wear a life jacket, its not a real dog
Aug 13 2010 2:40PM
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skithecanada
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Heres another tip: If you can't cum through a condom you don't have a real dick.
Aug 13 2010 2:41PM
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Arabian.
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ITT: butthurt dog owners trying to justify their choice of pets. Dogs may heal your heart, but cats can heal your soul. Judge a man not by what his dog thinks of him, but by the way his cat treats him - for that is the true test of a man's character. My cat was 12 years old before he was taken from me. He would sleep in my bed every night and could always provide comfort when I was depressed or sad and was my best friend for all those years. He would bring me birds and mice he caught and always wanted me to come run with him through the tall grass and trees and search for mice with him. :(


Aug 13 2010 2:42PM
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Avifarer
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i wonder how often dog's drown
Aug 13 2010 2:44PM
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Rosshole
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That's the gayest shit I ever heard
Aug 13 2010 2:44PM
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T-Holt
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Aug 13 2010 2:45PM
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neutralzombie
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my cats are sweet. they're the biggest buddies around. social and cuddly as fuck.
Aug 13 2010 2:47PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Yeah, it suits him well =)
Aug 13 2010 2:48PM
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Arabian.
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it's a proverb.
Aug 13 2010 2:49PM
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1337
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zinggggg

and that was hilarious!
Aug 13 2010 2:52PM
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Queen_Selassie
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my dog has a life jacket too. it's baller cause he can float the river with us, I highly suggest one.
Aug 13 2010 2:55PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Question: What does ITT mean?
Aug 13 2010 2:55PM
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Commonwealth
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To set the record straight, I have no beef with cats. I just hate them.


No but my little sister has a female cat, and this thing is a straight hunter. She will bring back mice and leave their heads on the porch - nothing else. And we got a new puppy and she will just toy with him. She knows she's a bitch, and doesn't care.

Whenever I try to pet her, she pretends like she enjoys it for maybe a minute, then I'll let my guard down and she will attack the shit outta my wrist. I think its because I'm the only one who actually plays physical with her...
Aug 13 2010 2:55PM
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owned
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that was deep
Aug 13 2010 2:57PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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this makes life worth living
Aug 13 2010 2:58PM
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Arabian.
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Bringing parts of an animal to an "owner" is a sign of intended challenge to the owner's dominance. Bringing whole, uneaten animals is a sign of respect. That's why she claws you. She doesn't think very highly of your sister or her other human owners. Really. Cats are complicated as shit - they have their own traditions and communities and are on a whole other level of bonding. If you do it right, she'll be your best friend for life.
Aug 13 2010 3:03PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I saw a golden retriever in an inflatable kayak with it's owner on the class 3 lower yough. about two weeks ago. They were both loving it, even when they dumptrucked on railroad.
Aug 13 2010 3:04PM
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Commonwealth
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I'm trying to have a serious conversation in this thread, why you gotta ruin it?
Aug 13 2010 3:13PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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<3 this thread so much
Aug 13 2010 3:16PM
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Rosshole
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your a piece of shit

fuck you
Aug 13 2010 3:18PM
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COrider
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cats are cool, but im allergic to them so go go dogs
Aug 13 2010 3:22PM
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Negro_Jesus
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why cant people like dogs and cats? And Arabian speaks the truth.
Aug 13 2010 3:23PM
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Stickity
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that's what dogs do too dumbass
and dogs try to protect you
BOOM
Aug 13 2010 4:13PM
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senorpuppy
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probably shouldn't quote this
Aug 13 2010 4:17PM
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nickyp
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That dog is such a pussy...
Aug 13 2010 4:17PM
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SteezyOhio
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hell every time you jump in the water its gonna be a bellyflop if your legs are only 3 inches long
Aug 13 2010 4:20PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Cats are straight ballas though. They do whatever they want all day, pretty much take care of themselves, can go anywhere they want, and spend all day killing shit and fucking up the neighbor's flower beds.
Aug 13 2010 4:38PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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go fuck yo self hes a baller
Aug 13 2010 4:39PM
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Brock.
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If cats were the size of dogs they would try to kill and eat you.





owait thats called a mountain lion...
Aug 13 2010 4:51PM
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RubberSoul
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hahaha exactly. i like dogs and all but theyre like half the responsibility of owning a kid and always need attention. cats just do their own thing and DGAF. that being said, corgies are half cat half dog and theyre pretty sick.

also not a gangster, ITT means "in this thread:"

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Aug 13 2010 5:29PM
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RubberSoul
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also, that video is awesome. A+ thread
Aug 13 2010 5:30PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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dogs are more intelligent
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Aug 13 2010 5:30PM
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.Duncan.
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thats what my corgi looks like!
Aug 13 2010 5:38PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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thats the problem with cats, they are so far removed from you they just do their own thing and are bitches
Aug 13 2010 7:45PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I love my catz, one of them is named powder
Aug 13 2010 8:08PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I gotta say I love dogs and cats just the same, in different ways of course but I really have no preference toward one or the other. They both rule in their own way.

Interesting cat facts from arabian as well, I must do well cause I get whole animals from my outside cat. This year it was a full size squirrel minus just the belly, i mean she's a hungry outside cat I can't blame her for taking some.

My buddies border collies are pretty much the best dogs ever though, especially the female. Both are trained to sit on the back of a kayak though and have done it many times for miles down a creek.

That corgie is funny as shit though, I can't watch that without cracking up at it's gusto to just giv'er.
Aug 14 2010 10:22AM
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I.Love.Beezy
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you know a cat would be like.... ew water. let me go hide under a bed 11 hours a day, only to come out for food.
Aug 14 2010 10:25AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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Cats are just so highly evolved with their senses that water is too foreign for them to comprehend. Cats do cooler shit than swimming anyway so ya gotta give and take a little. I've seen my cat no shit run straight up a tree like twenty feet, turn around and run straight back down. I've never seen a dog do that once. Hell my cat paws at her water dish just trying to understand the physics of this odd substance.

you can find videos of cats swimming though. they don't really look like they enjoy it, but don't tell me corgie there would be swimming if it weren't for it's favorite toy being thrown in there.
Aug 14 2010 10:30AM
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feihlination
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the slomo got me
Aug 14 2010 10:33AM
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I.Love.Beezy
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same
Aug 14 2010 10:36AM
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Milksteak
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Okay, so that was the most adorable thing I have ever fucking seen. Dogs win....
Aug 14 2010 10:43AM
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-justice-
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Arabian I have bad news for you.  Those critters your cat brought you...they weren't gifts.

http://http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php


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