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Kidney stones...

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hokkanee
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I just found out that I have a 5mm kidney stone. Has anyone here had a serious issue with one that required a hospital visit or did you just let it pass naturally? I'm nervous that it's going to hit me when I'm in a public restroom somewhere
Aug 7 2010 8:18PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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Gods Speed.
Aug 7 2010 8:19PM
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1337
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thats not good
Aug 7 2010 8:20PM
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Aaaron.
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my friend said it was like pregnancy for men. except instead of a human child, you are peeing out razor blades
Aug 7 2010 8:24PM
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gyarados
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LOL that sucks
Aug 7 2010 8:24PM
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EvanA02
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my grandfather; who was shot in the korean war, had kidney stones and said that was the worst pain of his life. Good luck
Aug 7 2010 8:27PM
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jibbinc.
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fuck man that is guna suck to get out
Aug 7 2010 8:29PM
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r0dubs
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lol your boned
Aug 7 2010 8:35PM
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murs
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post a video

thad be cool
Aug 7 2010 8:37PM
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nolan.
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this sounds extremely painful.
Aug 7 2010 8:39PM
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PeteySkeety
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^ lololololol
Aug 7 2010 8:41PM
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hokkanee
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I've heard that stones that are 1-5mm can usually pass on their own and anything above may need removal. I figure that I'll just buy some percocet from somebody and drink lots of water. I really don't want to have to go to the hospital or anything because I don't want to have to have a tube rammed up my dillhole to pull it out.
Aug 7 2010 8:59PM
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bangarangmules
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Yikes, good luck man.
Aug 7 2010 9:04PM
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1337
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you don't want yo dillhole to be skeetin blood for the rest of your life either
Aug 7 2010 9:05PM
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no_steeze
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it'll be much better to be sedated or to at least have some form of anesthetic and have a tube stuck up your peeper than to pass a boulder on your own
Aug 7 2010 9:07PM
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BdoubleU
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there are different things a hospital can do to remove/shrink/etc. for kidney stones.

idfc how big they are, if i ever get them, you bet your ass ill be in the emergency room

Aug 7 2010 9:07PM
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nolan.
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Aug 7 2010 9:08PM
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leahey
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You my friend are fucked
Aug 7 2010 9:10PM
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littlefirsty
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So i was just looking at the threads and noticed "kidney stones" and I was like what the fuck. so obviouslly I HAD to check this out. I don't know much about kidney stones but 5mm seems REALLY large. so i guess all i can say is good luck getting that out
Aug 7 2010 9:11PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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Hope to god you piss that shit out u will be crying when you have a tube shoved in your wiener.
Aug 7 2010 9:46PM
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murs
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=tnf-jTfDQ1s&feature=related
Aug 7 2010 9:50PM
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Schlop
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I know a guy who has them/ has one, he's getting anesthetics but he's not being put under. Soundwaves can be used to break them up
Aug 7 2010 9:51PM
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DlX
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Blast it with piss
Aug 7 2010 9:52PM
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gwhitey
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future plus vibes given dude
Aug 7 2010 10:17PM
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skithebert
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if you're not keeled over from the pain right now then it should pass without you even knowing. both my parents have had several kidney stones and it looks like the worst pain ever. it sounds horrible but usually you just pass them without problems. It's when they are in your kidney that they are really painful.
Aug 7 2010 10:24PM
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Kale
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My uncle had one. Its not pleasant. He ended having some sort of laser treatment to get it broken up because it wouldn't pass.
Aug 7 2010 10:30PM
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hokkanee
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Haha sounds good to me
Aug 7 2010 10:47PM
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Kale
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I lol'd very hard. Thank you
Aug 7 2010 10:57PM
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miemiec
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HOLY SHIT, god speed
Aug 7 2010 10:58PM
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Midge.
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that sucks man. Good luck.
Aug 7 2010 11:51PM
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JStrathern
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My friend had one when he was in 4th grade.. I don't know how he did it
Aug 7 2010 11:55PM
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207
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My dad gets em' all the time. He usually pisses em' out but they're real bad, he never gets in pain but wails when he gets kidney stones. He's probably pissed out ginormous ones. But one time recently he got one that he couldn't piss out and they had to go up his dick and laser all the kidney stones in the vicinity out including the current one. He screamed so fucking bad when he had to take a piss I thought he was dying. Good luck.
Aug 7 2010 11:58PM
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fsscott
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oh god...

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Aug 7 2010 11:58PM
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Utard
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Let it grow to 9mm then you can piss out a bullet and use that shit in yo gat
Aug 8 2010 12:07AM
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Caucasian_Asian
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I've been told it's like giving birth to a child.  If the child is made of broken glass.

http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.health.com/health/static/hw/media/medical/hw/h9991230.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.health.com/health/library/mdp/0,,zm6110,00.html&usg=__7OOzM04FcPLQXPGE0tjiEDmsTBI=&h=300&w=460&sz=19&hl=en&start=185&tbnid=y1PjP7cIY-r9jM:&tbnh=138&tbnw=208&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkidney%2Bstones%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D600%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C5928&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=261&vpy=169&dur=2122&hovh=181&hovw=278&tx=130&ty=110&ei=ZTBeTPyVJ4WglAfUwpiqCA&oei=MDBeTNP9AsK88gbBhd20DQ&esq=13&page=13&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:185&biw=1024&bih=600
Aug 8 2010 12:20AM
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pmw
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god speed
Aug 8 2010 12:21AM
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pmw
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god speed
Aug 8 2010 12:25AM
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FerrisBueller
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLO5beZY4zc
Aug 8 2010 12:33AM
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Kangbang
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watch the gymnast seinfeld episode
Aug 8 2010 12:42AM
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Utard
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Ha ha the circus would be the worst
Aug 8 2010 12:45AM
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C-Burg
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that's a bitch
Aug 8 2010 12:48AM
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joshua
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My dad went to high school with a kid who got one every month. Closest thing I have ever had to that is a catheter with no doping or anything, most painful experience of my life.
Aug 8 2010 12:56AM
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II_strapped_II
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Ya it's called a lithotripsy. I had a fairly good sized kidney stone for which I had this procedure done. The procedure itself is really not bad. you are put under and sound waves are used to break the stone up. The only pain I felt was where they sent the sound waves through was a little sore afterwords, but nothing bad, especially compared to the pain of passing a stone. But just because the stone is broken does not mean that it still wont hurt when you pass the pieces.

I remember I was sitting at my girlfriends sisters house and all of a sudden i was getting a super sharp pain, so I went home. The whole ride home it felt like I was being stabbed repeatedly. Finally when I got home I took the most painful piss of my life and passed what looked like a star exploding. No lie this fucking thing looks like a bunch of salt crystals all put together. To this day I have no idea why it is called a stone, because it does not resemble any stone I have ever seen.

To the OP if you have any questions shoot me a pm.
Aug 8 2010 1:03AM
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joshua
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This thread makes me scared.
Aug 8 2010 1:07AM
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Jordan
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I've hat a catheter too.

This is when I had my lungs collapse etc...


That hurt pretty bad...



Nothing compares to getting a chest tube removed or inserted...
Aug 8 2010 1:08AM
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MACAQUE
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Me too.
Aug 8 2010 1:11AM
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COrider
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you gonna cry, I will not judge you for this
Aug 8 2010 1:53AM
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.newman.
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So rough
Aug 8 2010 1:58AM
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Myfirstname.
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take some lamaze classes son. It works for preggos, at the very worst hurt... well i mean more than it is already going too... well shit.

+ vibes. Let us know how it turn out.
Aug 8 2010 2:27AM
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Myfirstname.
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at the very worst i couldn't hurt is what i meant. yeah.
Aug 8 2010 2:37AM
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hokkanee
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Haha not so sure about that. I'm driving to bend in an hour so hopefully it doesn't decide to come out today.
Aug 8 2010 12:47PM
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