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Stats of your life

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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
If you could get the stats of your life...

pounds of food eaten

# of breaths

amount of blood lost

rocks thrown

total steps

# of blinks

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What would you want to know?

Aug 7 2010 7:05PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
total time spent online.



actually, i'd rather not
Aug 7 2010 7:05PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
amount of time spent in the air while not on an airplane.

longest time spent in the air at one time while not on an airplane.
Aug 7 2010 7:12PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
time spent sleeping and time spent awake

time spent in school vs. time spent out
Aug 7 2010 7:28PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
time spent scratching my nuts



srsly it's a lot
Aug 7 2010 7:31PM
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Magikarp
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
Working time

Wasted time (IE limited physical exertion for the sake of entertainment)

Total Time

#People angered

#People made happy

#People made Sad

Overall impact ratio ranked.


Aug 7 2010 7:31PM
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*419*
Posts: 39 - Karma: 18
scabies...
Aug 7 2010 7:32PM
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drumbumocdp
Posts: 3229 - Karma: 1,098
How long i've been high for
Aug 7 2010 7:37PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
hahaahhaahahahahaahahaahahahhaahahahaahahahahhaah
Aug 7 2010 7:38PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
classic
Aug 7 2010 7:40PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
amoun of times ive made this face

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Aug 7 2010 7:41PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
that would be a depressing stat for me
Aug 7 2010 7:43PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62

people made happy

people made sad

time spent masterbating

time spent asleep vs awake

Aug 7 2010 7:45PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
total number of calories consumed / total poop weight.

total time in days/hours/minutes with my skis clicked in.

Aug 7 2010 7:49PM
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DlX
Posts: 397 - Karma: 10
Distance traveled on skis
Aug 7 2010 7:49PM
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mr.green
Posts: 590 - Karma: 50
time left
time spent in altered state of consciousness
Aug 7 2010 7:54PM
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panojibber
Posts: 3382 - Karma: 216
Total degrees spun.

Total amount of thoughts had.

Number of people I've interacted with in some way.

Number of people who consider me their friend.

Number of people who consider me their enemy.

Number of people who dislike me.

Amount of time spent playing piano.

Amount of time spent outside.

Amount of time spent skiing.

% success at making a good or bad impression.
Aug 7 2010 7:54PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
amount of time i've spent consuming liquid/food.
not like in between sips or bites, im talking about liquid from can to stomach time or chewing time
Aug 7 2010 7:59PM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6285 - Karma: 6,433
number of farts in public places that people noticed
Aug 7 2010 7:59PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Time spent drunk.
Aug 7 2010 8:19PM
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ISellMeth
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 673
# of times I've got dirty looks
Aug 7 2010 9:07PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
people rate you __/10 IRL
Aug 7 2010 9:11PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
This.
and Number of people who loved me / hated me
Aug 7 2010 9:11PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
number of flies killed
Aug 7 2010 9:12PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Number of handshakes.
Aug 7 2010 9:13PM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26
how many different people i have ever seen
Aug 7 2010 9:16PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
# of times i have had spaghetti as a meal.
Aug 7 2010 9:17PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
How about how many pounds of pasta you ate. I would like to see it, we have it like twice a week.

The only thing I like about my Italian heritage is the food.
Aug 7 2010 9:31PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
75%
Aug 7 2010 9:32PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
number of people that I have only seen once in my life (maybe some random person in the streets in some other state)
number of people i have seen more than once (friends, family, or maybe that guy i see in the street in another state, if i ever see him again.)


Aug 7 2010 9:33PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
# of times my name has been said
Aug 7 2010 9:34PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
Just 50% here, my mother is Irish.

Fuck yea
Aug 7 2010 9:36PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
Posts: 870 - Karma: 15
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Aug 7 2010 9:39PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
that's a might combo you got there. the other 25% of me is a mix.
Aug 7 2010 9:42PM
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CrackBaby123
Posts: 3 - Karma: 10
number of times i said the word gay
Aug 7 2010 9:45PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
nice first post ^^
Aug 7 2010 9:47PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 269
id like to see where i rank in this world haah llike who has the top 10 ranks kinda like a karma rank but no on NS i mean the world
Aug 7 2010 9:50PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
Number of times ive pooped
total weight of said poop

number of times ive pissed

number of people made angry

number of people made sad

number of girls that have liked me

number of girls i have liked

number of people made happy

number of people ive made laugh

number of people ive made cry

total money made

total money spent
Aug 7 2010 9:50PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
How many miles I've run.
Aug 7 2010 9:52PM
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
time spent intoxicated in some way
Aug 7 2010 9:54PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
total gallons of caffeinated liquid consumed.

total amount of time on skis

amount of paint used

amount of bruises

number of people i've made smile

number of people ive cursed, flipped off or purposely tailgated on the road (im from boston so, a lot)

total number of bugs ive killed

miles traveled

Aug 7 2010 9:57PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
bugs killed has to be in the millions, im always cleaning them bitches out my grill.
Aug 7 2010 10:00PM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
there was a book on robot chicken you could ask questions like this when you died
Aug 7 2010 10:02PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
# of people whom I've known their name

# of people I have seen

amount of total vert skied

amount of water I've consumed (total - so juice and shit is included)

Aug 7 2010 10:02PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
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number of times someone has talked about me behind my back saying nice things

number of times someone has said something bad behind my back

total distance walked/ran/jogged

number of swear words i have said


Aug 7 2010 10:03PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
how many innings of baseball ive played.
Aug 7 2010 10:06PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
i would also like to know this.
Aug 7 2010 10:08PM
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00_Koda
Posts: 922 - Karma: 269
also liked to know how many runs/rails/boxes/jump/chair lift rides and times fallen and stomped tricks
Aug 7 2010 10:14PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
A pie chart showing me what I have done with every second of my life.
Aug 7 2010 10:18PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
Minutes spent on ns
minutes thinking about/and or skiing
Number of turns on a ski hill
number of breaths amount of blood lost
Aug 7 2010 10:20PM
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