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Yo, help me out, I am lazy and helpless.

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cobra_commander
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I want a new pair of skis,

I want to be able to ski on them, and ski backwards, and ski powder.
I am between 5'0 and 6'5" weight is less then your mom. and am ridiculously good looking. \I fucking rip.

I would search, but I have special requirements, since my bone structure is not exactly the same as that in the other 10+ threads in the first page. My google is probably not broken. But I want all of you to give me some advice.

Aug 7 2010 4:12PM
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summersover
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you definitely need ON3Ps because ive never ridden them but everyone else says they're amazing and the guys are cool mods and shit on NS
Aug 7 2010 4:15PM
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SweatyBallShack
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Sparrow like bone structure?
Aug 7 2010 4:16PM
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cobra_commander
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African or European?
Aug 7 2010 4:41PM
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LC.
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Fail.
Aug 7 2010 4:51PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Seriously, its swallow Billy. You should know that word.
Aug 7 2010 5:17PM
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SweatyBallShack
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I believe you are thinking of the swallow.
Aug 7 2010 6:40PM
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ngates_EC
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hahaha

if you want powder, snowblades will get the job done for you. I recommend like a child's size? They are really sweet, you can even do tricks on them. I have never ridden skis though because I snowboard....
Aug 7 2010 8:06PM
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SweatyBallShack
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Did you know that the bust athlete in your sport it literally an airborne fruit?
Aug 7 2010 8:13PM
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ngates_EC
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wooowww

wait... I thought a tomato was a vegetable. haha
Aug 7 2010 8:18PM
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SweatyBallShack
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nope. Its got seeds
Aug 7 2010 9:08PM
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Scrambles
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MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
Aug 7 2010 9:16PM
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SweatyBallShack
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I thought he said swallow in the movie. I know what it was from. lol. Who hasnt seen that?

Aug 7 2010 9:18PM
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Brock.
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i like this thread
Aug 7 2010 11:25PM
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