You remind me of a fat ugly whore. For example, you weight 350 and look like this:
Now, you go to a popular club and you are looking for dick (karma in this case) but they all look at you and see how gross you are and all you want/crave is penis (all you want is a high karma count). Now, some of those people who are smashed out of their minds might go hit on you (+1 or so), but they would never insert their penis (+k) into your vagina (more karma).