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Ever seen a dog wasted?

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skiierman
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i highly suggest it. hilarious
Aug 5 2010 3:22AM
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paulgenovese
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SHARKWEEK
Aug 5 2010 3:24AM
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Schlop
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Friends dad went out drinking with his dog all the time. House party, dog bowl full of beer, refills constant.


They would both stumble in the house and pass out wherever
Aug 5 2010 3:25AM
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ECfreeski3
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damn, like scooby doo and shaggy
Aug 5 2010 3:26AM
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Schlop
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Except they just hotbox the fucking Mystery Machine and eat oversized sandwiches
Aug 5 2010 3:29AM
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TOUCHE
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hey everyone, hate on skierman coz he bagged animals................................ or not?
Aug 5 2010 3:37AM
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samwise
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Canine alcohol abuse is no joke.
Aug 6 2010 1:28AM
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J-Evs
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[IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:r7B9iANsn7BP5M:http://memegenerator.net/Instances/411/Stoner-Dog-THANKS-BRO-YEAHIM-WASTED.jpg[/IMG]
Aug 6 2010 1:29AM
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J-Evs
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motherfucker!
Aug 6 2010 1:29AM
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Caspian
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I saw this and remembered that line from scrubs....

"you ever seen a drunk baby?"
Aug 6 2010 1:30AM
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Harry_Pothead
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YEAH BRO GET YOUR DOG DRUNK SHITS FUCKING FUNNY
Aug 6 2010 1:31AM
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ParkLife01
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Aug 6 2010 1:32AM
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ParkLife01
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description said dog ate some weed
Aug 6 2010 1:34AM
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Schlop
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It's not funny, it's actually kind of sad..
Aug 6 2010 1:35AM
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ParkLife01
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true that dog could probably get really hurt
Aug 6 2010 1:38AM
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noparking
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yeah it's a great way to kill you dogs liver and potentially kill you dog. if i saw anyone trying to get my dog drunk or stoned i would without hesitation kill them.
Aug 6 2010 1:39AM
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nolan.
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you're fucked up dude...really...
Aug 6 2010 1:40AM
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skiierman
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no you wouldn't you big mouthed fucking pussy. dogs aint bitches. they can handle if even if you can't, fucker.
Aug 6 2010 3:40AM
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Sherpa
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on another note, here's a drunk squirrel:

Aug 6 2010 5:16AM
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1337
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awesome
Aug 6 2010 5:35AM
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mr.green
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i know dogs that will routinely knock over your beer when youre not looking, just so they can lick up the beer. also my friends dog loves hard alcohol, only dog ive ever seen that drinks whiskey and actually seems to like it haha
Aug 6 2010 10:03AM
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kootenayklaus
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Thought I would add to the thread. Videos only ok.


Aug 6 2010 10:56AM
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Dr.NS
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go "handle" drinking some of the shit below your kitchen sink. that shits poison to you just like alot of human stuff is poison to them.
Aug 6 2010 11:02AM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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[img]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l3Ya6z-NlDo&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l3Ya6z-NlDo&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/img]

Dont think i did that right so heres the clicky-  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo&NR=1

Aug 6 2010 11:03AM
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CluckaChuck
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Priceless
Aug 6 2010 12:11PM
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Lemuel
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MY dog always goes after my dads drinks. It's kinda funny, but of course we never let her have any of it haha.
Aug 6 2010 12:47PM
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IdaHomie
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you're honestly comparing alcohol and weed to chemicals found under your sink...you sir are a moron.
Aug 6 2010 4:23PM
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drumbumocdp
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I didn't know alcohol was "Human stuff". I thought it occurred naturally, like in those pumpkins that squirrel ate.

And Man 1 is quite the price to pay for watching your dog get drunk
Aug 6 2010 4:39PM
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pmw
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we need to cook our meat before eating it

a bear doesn't
Aug 6 2010 4:51PM
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IdaHomie
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there immunity towards bacteria is far better then ours because it's instinctively what they eat.  meat can be consumed raw if taken care of properly.  Ever heard of carpaccio or tartare?

Aug 6 2010 5:21PM
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skithesprings
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bears dont eat cooked meat because they cant cook, humans don't eat raw meat because they prefer the taste of cooked meat.
you don't need to cook meat if its a well taken care of cut.

like previously stated there are plenty of raw meat dishes and what the fuck do you think sushi or sashimi is. you failed pretty miserably at making that point.
Aug 6 2010 5:46PM
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nedward
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no it sounds funny...however my dog loves smoking weed
Aug 7 2010 12:11AM
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Pinguu
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I want a wasted dog!! cause it would be fun with my drunk self!
Aug 7 2010 12:19AM
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pmw
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i gaurantee you know what im talking about here

to try and claim that all animals have immune systems that react to substances in the same manner is preposterous

here: a fish has fucking gills so survive under water

we can't survive under water

Aug 7 2010 12:33AM
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IdaHomie
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After this post I'm convinced you're a complete moron.
Aug 7 2010 1:45PM
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Swervasaurus
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that dogs actually trippin
my cousins needed to inject there dog with some medicine but she wouldnt take the needle so the didnt let her drink water all day then filled her bowl with vodka and she was straight shitfaced but the got her the medicine haha
Aug 7 2010 1:55PM
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