NS story time

This story starts with my walking downstairs to brush my teeth before going to bed. So here i am scrubbing the bricks, standing in front of the sink. I hear a sound and look to see my 13 year old brother at the door coming in from the deck/backyard. He smells of smoke but i don't say anything. My mom had told me to set a mouse trap up behind the garbage can in the little closet where we keep it, so as an excuse to talk to him (he's a little punk ass i need all the excuses i can) i show him how to set it up because god forbid he's never set one before. After watching him struggle unsuccessfully for 5 minutes i finally give him the pointers on how to do it right. I throw some peanut butter on that bitch, set it, forget it, walk away and say goodnight. But not before telling him he wreaked of smoke and he should probably brush his mouth out. I was so close to just walking away when i asked him what he was smoking (i honestly thought it was just cigarettes) and he reaches in his sweatshirt pocket and pulls out (i was hoping it was a pack of swishers) a shoe shine tin. No fucking joke here either. I was like, what the fuck is that kid. I thought maybe he'd gotten ahold of some looseleaf tobacco and was smoking a pipe. Here's where the story gets good. I open up the tin, and no joke, he has a half smoked joint rolled with computer paper. haha, so after laughing in his face, i tell him, hold up, stay right here. I run to my car and grab some zig zags i had gotten for my friends 19th birthday. I dont smoke, but i used to, and i know how to roll a joint. So after hyping my brother up that he was going to smoke a professionally rolled joint, taking my time making it look good, and talking to him about how i had smoked before, i proceeded to hand it to him. i dont know how stoked he was at this point, but then right as he reached for it, i snatched it back, walked to the bathroom and dropped it in the toilet. hahahahahaha bitch ass mother fucker thought i was gonna let his 13 year old ass smoke weed under my watch. Following the shocking look on his face, i proceeded to tell him how smoking weed is the stupidest damn thing you can do on earth, especially at this young age. I hope he takes some of my advice but if not whatever atleast he knows i dont encourage that bull shit.