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How to clean a fitted hat? puke

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VT_scratch
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so i was at a party last night and this girly was givin me a massage in a bed and i kinda felt my booze headed upwards but i was so comfy and didnt want the girly to get off me so i was like shiit. didnt wanna puke on the bed so i pulled off my expos hat and went yackyackyack.

then went to the bathroom and dumped it out haha. now i have a hat stained on the inside kinda, smells like shit. i absolutely rinsed it out with hot water last night but anyone have tips? thanks
Aug 2 2010 12:52PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Wait. You didn't want the girl to get you off? Motherfucker....are you gay?
Aug 2 2010 12:55PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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Just kidding I misread that whole paragraph. I must be retarded. Good day sir.
Aug 2 2010 12:57PM
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chapz
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you chose to puke on a throwback hat instead of leaving a head massage?

Aug 2 2010 12:59PM
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HIT
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throw it in the wash and just air dry it
Aug 2 2010 1:00PM
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kardaddy
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put in in the top rack of the dishwasher, i used to do it all the time
Aug 2 2010 1:01PM
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WakaShocka
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dishwasher...trust me
Aug 2 2010 1:01PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Aug 2 2010 1:02PM
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Stan_Darsh
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this. works perfectly
Aug 2 2010 1:03PM
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Brenone
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a dishwasher in one of those hat racks and take it out before it steams everything to dry it. thats what ruins its shape.

but in all honesty do you really want to wear a hat again that you puked in. not puked on but in? it might be time to let that one go and find a new one buddy.
Aug 2 2010 1:04PM
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VT_scratch
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haha i know but i just fuckin got it...

hmm i'll probably try the dish washer, too bad i dont have one of those things that keep its shape though
Aug 2 2010 1:12PM
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Zump.
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***but make sure that your dish washing soap does not have bleach in it
Aug 2 2010 1:16PM
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Brenone
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yeah thats rough

you can buy one of those things anywhere. they are cheap. like $10
Aug 2 2010 1:18PM
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Parrish
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It's an Expos hat, you aren't losing that much...


Jokes, but ya those racks are everywhere, I just picked one up at a thrift store and I have seen them in a bunch of retail stores.
Aug 2 2010 1:33PM
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Commonwealth
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.....did she notice you puke? Because that is more embarrassing than getting up to go to the bathroom
Aug 2 2010 1:39PM
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Bar_Down
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sacrilegious
Aug 2 2010 1:52PM
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Peter.
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you couldn't have said 'hang on i gotta go to the bathroom quick'?
Aug 2 2010 1:59PM
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DaewonS
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you are one of the less intelligent people ive met in my life
Aug 2 2010 2:04PM
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VT_scratch
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except weve never met

and to everyone else im just mad good friends with this girl i wasnt tryimg to get with her. ya ill search for one of those racks.
Aug 2 2010 2:07PM
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Schlop
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Then there's no embarrassment in chunning in the toilet?

If you were in the bed trying to fuck her then spewing in the hat and putting it under the bed would have been a good option buuuuut you didn't and weren't going to.

If that hat's not too expensive just pick up another one, but use the dishwasher, and those hat rack things are at any Champs or Foot Locker kind of stores that focus on hats
Aug 2 2010 2:19PM
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VT_FLO
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you pulled a menke lol
Aug 2 2010 2:29PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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unless you were about to get a bj i would have thrown that bitch off me
Aug 2 2010 9:27PM
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1337
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this
Aug 2 2010 9:30PM
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caucasian_chad
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I clicked on this thinking that you would suggest puking in a hat to clean it haha.
Aug 2 2010 9:31PM
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.Duncan.
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Aug 2 2010 9:38PM
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.newman.
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I bought a thing that you can put your hat in and then put it through a washing machine. It holds the form of the hat and it looks nice and clean afterwards. Like 3 bucks from lids. Check it out
Aug 2 2010 11:13PM
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Milksteak
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hahahahahahaha. Atta boy, pukin' in your hat...
Aug 2 2010 11:16PM
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dave44
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ahahaha

momma's know best
Aug 2 2010 11:17PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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did not see this thread coming...
Aug 2 2010 11:44PM
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T.Rex
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this, but personally i wouldnt want to wear a hat that i puked in, id say fuck it and buy a new one, the smell will probally never go away, i know the smell of throwup and piss never goes away from bed sheets
Aug 3 2010 12:07AM
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pomme-de-terre
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what the fuck is with all you guys like "why didnt you just get up and go to the bathroom?" he was drunk as fuck. have you ever done anything logical when you are drunk as fuck and getting a massage from some beezey? no. because you are drunk as fuck and not thinking.

anyways, do the washing machine over the dishwasher. the detergent for the washing machine will get the odor out a little better.
Aug 3 2010 12:17AM
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