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wesley.
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ECB is low on cash and any donations to help him are accepted with gratitude
thank you,
MangoFred
Jul 25 2010 11:22PM
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ECB
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We need to brain storm how much money I will need for this, and if you can't offer cash it's fine, your services are in fact donations, like say, you distract a security guard while I "meet" Selena Gomez.....
Jul 25 2010 11:42PM
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ECB
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She is on tour right now, coming within a few hours of us in the next week or so

and i have her home address saved on my computer if this doesn't work

I love her.

L, is for the way she licks, my penis

O, is for the hOle in her I'll fuck

V, is for, Va Va Vagina

E, is for the last letter in a 4 letter word that rhymes with cape
Jul 25 2010 11:50PM
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hokkanee
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Well you'll obviously have to move to LA, preferably near hollywood to have any shot at this, so we probably need to raise around $600,000 at minimum
Jul 25 2010 11:51PM
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ECB
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but if we nab her when she is on tour, we will only need either an army of NS with machine guns and pepper spray or a backstage pass (500 dollars maybe?)
Jul 25 2010 11:52PM
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hokkanee
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Excellent point. Perhaps a bottle of chloroform and a dirty rag as well so $505 maybe. I would select a smaller city on her tour to plan the attack because security could be less strict
Jul 26 2010 2:01AM
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*TURBONERD*
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hey, does this smell like chloroform?
Jul 26 2010 11:07AM
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hokkanee
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Exactly
Jul 26 2010 11:19AM
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Relish_man
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try whoring yourself of to a dozen fat chicks for the money. itll be worth it!
Jul 31 2010 11:29PM
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ECB
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Cholorform is 95 a bottle for a good bottle, that is all we will need
Aug 11 2010 4:54PM
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ECB
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Dec 18 2011 9:09PM
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