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College kids' fridges

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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Alright college kids, we're into finals, and some of us might even be done. It's been a long semester filled with drinking, studying, skiing, and the occasional class. What's in your fridge? Are you a broke ass with 2 week old leftover pizza and a half drank can of coke, or are you livin' large with chicken, steak, and a wide selection of organic fruit juices, milk, red bull, booze, and some sauces to make your food taste decent?

I've got some chicken breasts, pasta sauce, milk, OJ, some veggies, lemon, a few bottles of stella and a 2-6 of Corona, and some butter.

How are all the rest of you doing food-wise?
If you live at home, this thread isn't for you, you slack-ass fucker.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 17 2004 3:00PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
lots o' condiments, President's Choice beer and porn fridge magnets

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
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Apr 17 2004 3:21PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
should i fill this with MOCK YEAH ING YEAH BIRD shit because i don't like it?
Apr 17 2004 3:22PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i tossed mine out the second floor window in a drunken rage 2 weeks ago...almost hit a group of asian tourists...


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Im a drinker with skiing problems
Apr 17 2004 3:26PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
i got some stank ass 40's, juice, pudding and a fat sack
Apr 17 2004 3:29PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
food that hasn't been touched in weeks. we have given up on groc shopping. tim hortons is around teh corner.


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Apr 17 2004 3:42PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
chedder cheese, parmesan cheese, 3 eggs, juice, jam, mustard and 2 yogurts. im hungry





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Apr 17 2004 3:47PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Good beer: Saranac and Magic Hat
Get Drunk Beer: Labatt blue
Liter of Mount Gay Rum
Liter of SoCo
Lime Juice
Sprite
Oranges

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Apr 17 2004 3:55PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
2 beast lights, one half drank blatz, and a piece of cheese not in any form of wrapper from like a month ago. the bottom is all moldy and shit.



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Apr 17 2004 4:09PM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
yeh theres some crazy shit in those fridges



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Apr 17 2004 6:56PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
well, i dont have my own fridge, i have a 'floor fridge' which isnt really safe... so i have a couple month old piece of cheese and some teriyaki sauce.
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 17 2004 7:58PM
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lenzner
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 80
12 pack of tall cans.
Apr 17 2004 8:00PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
Some cans of Lowenbrau
A couple Sleeman
A Smirinoff Ice some chick left here last thurs
Some frozen meatballs
3 or 4 jars of pasta sauce
Milk
Some sort of concentrated juice
tons of condiments
eggs
chicken bacon
some leftovers
some vodka in the freezer
some cubed ice
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-Dan
My brain is cold stew
Apr 17 2004 8:21PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
beer.....and.......more beer......and some random shit i'm not touching



-Strode



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Apr 17 2004 8:22PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
i had a gallon of milk in my fridge for about 6 months, one day, my roommate is screaming. shes like oh shit oh shit. for some reason, the nasty shit leaked everywhere. some of the most repugnant shit i've ever seen or smelled.
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Apr 17 2004 8:34PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
hmmm i the mini fridge and all I hav is a thing of chocolate milk and thats it.
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Apr 17 2004 9:05PM
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J.D.
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I HAVE A FRIDGE?!? Wow, this thing would've been useful earlier... I really should clean this place up more often, you never know what you're gonna find.


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''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

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Apr 17 2004 9:14PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^or cooler, or ice box, or cold stream that you can dunk your beer in, whatever you use to keep your goods cold and edible.




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 17 2004 9:19PM
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midwest_rep2
Posts: 1096 - Karma: 10
I my apartment fridge: 2 gallons of orange juice, 3 month old jelly, old salami, case of natty light, 3 month old parmesian cheese, moldy bread, one bagel, 2 oranges (1 moldy), 1 old pack of yakisoba noodles, 2 1/8s of shrooms (dried), half block of tillamook cheese
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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540
Apr 17 2004 9:22PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
cold streams are the shit... i should get my parents to install one in our house. going hiking and returning to hidden bevereages in a stream is glorious.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Apr 17 2004 9:42PM
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DENALI44
Posts: 973 - Karma: 19
couple coors originals and some old stale food, wish my ma's purse was around to pilfer money from


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Apr 17 2004 9:58PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
not much left in the fridge. little bit of broke ass food and a little jack daniels, some canadian club and 2 bottles of redbull




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 17 2004 10:34PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
natty lite. ow



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Apr 17 2004 10:37PM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
we have so many unfinished sodas adn juices adn crap that have been in there for like a week ro 2. we havent gotten around to dumping them yet. my roommate has a lot of chocolate in there. i have some yogurt that i know is gonna go bad. plus, some mayo and ketchup and who knows what else.
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Apr 18 2004 1:41PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I'm not even in college and my fridge has shit in it. My parents got some beer, milk and mustard, and that about it cause im ghetto like that.




-Pat
Apr 18 2004 2:11PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
^ ew you have SHIT in your fridge?

thats icky.

hehehe


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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Apr 18 2004 3:29PM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
1 old jar of pickles, 2 half empty juice bottles, a squishy apple, banana bread my mom sent at least 2 months ago, ranch dip, and half a bottle of sprite. I also have half a box of shreddies, 4 packs of mr noodles, 2 packs of jello, 1 can of soup, 14 bags of tea, and $20 to last me through till april 28th.
oh and I have a 26 of smirnoff.
Apr 18 2004 3:32PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
yeah, thats what I said, shit.. you don't have shit in your refrigerator??

beotch




-Pat
Apr 18 2004 5:29PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
i feel skibunnie's pain. i've got $17 to last me until april 28




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
Apr 18 2004 5:31PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
well iam still in high school but my fridge in my room is empty cinda sad
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fighting the power since 1995 ...

oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .
Apr 18 2004 6:14PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
i know what mine is going to be like, bud lite, and one bottle of water





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 18 2004 6:17PM
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link80
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 414
Some hot pockets, water, Coors Light, Natural Ice....stains....
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Apr 18 2004 8:58PM
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wiglaf
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 141
i dont even have mine pluged in but my roomate still throws shit in there.
-erikolson
Apr 18 2004 9:18PM
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stunninem10
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
busch and more busch


Thats what she said

why are you telling me i'm craving attention? i'm not the one who started a thread 'IN THE BUTT' - tahoefreerider
Apr 18 2004 9:28PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
oh now there is a container of miso soup that has grown so much mold that its come to life. it screams at night...


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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'
'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Apr 18 2004 10:01PM
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