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Joining the marines

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Yack
Posts: 79 - Karma: 85

I'm thinking about joining the marines after college, pros/ cons

Jul 13 2010 12:31AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
school fo free.
Jul 13 2010 12:32AM
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
pros: badass, good cause

cons: death, USA abuses its military
Jul 13 2010 12:33AM
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mysticllamarider
Posts: 343 - Karma: 4
the military is always a good option but........... the marines seem to think the bullets just bounce off
Jul 13 2010 12:34AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
pros:get to learn about your warfare, kill gooks

cons:you're probably a disgusting fat body, private Pyle.
Jul 13 2010 12:35AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
If you're about to start college look into rotc
Jul 13 2010 12:37AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Cons: Your ego will grow extremely out of control.
Jul 13 2010 12:41AM
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BdoubleU
Posts: 880 - Karma: 291

Be safe.

My good friends brother was killed june 23rd just last month.

http://www.krem.com/home/Spokane-Valley-Marine-Dumaw--97192429.html

RIP

Jul 13 2010 12:44AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Did you really just spell Nazi with a T?
Jul 13 2010 12:45AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
It's way worse than any other branch.

Another con: you're still in the Navy.
Jul 13 2010 12:45AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
I think its safe to assume he was referencing inglorious bastards
Jul 13 2010 12:47AM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Corps*
Jul 13 2010 12:51AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
No just busting your ass on spelling. Walk it off buckaroo.
Jul 13 2010 12:57AM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
It's fuckin true though, and it stays with them long after they get out.
Jul 13 2010 1:03AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Just for shits and giggles. Why did you capitalize "Captain" but not "marine core"?
Jul 13 2010 1:09AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
True story
Jul 13 2010 1:10AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Well, that's just lazy.
Jul 13 2010 1:11AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
YOU DON'T KNOW ME, YOU'RE NOT GOD!
Jul 13 2010 1:13AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Disprove it.
Jul 13 2010 1:16AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
your a cat and cats arent god
Jul 13 2010 1:18AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
some egyptian religions would disagree
Jul 13 2010 1:50AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
I can not wiggle my big toe as of right now. It is in an awkward position because of a cast on my foot, inhibiting movement of the big toe.
Jul 13 2010 1:59AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
You never specified which one. Mr. The cat.
Jul 13 2010 2:09AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
No.
Jul 13 2010 2:15AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
You still have not disproved that you are not god. By the way, have you stopped beating your wife?
Jul 13 2010 2:19AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
You know what makes up the "creme" filing of an Oreo, dont you?
Jul 13 2010 2:25AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Wrong, the answer is not enough.
Jul 13 2010 2:30AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
I applaud you if you have the physical capacity to jizz on every single Oreo cookie.
Jul 13 2010 2:40AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Im quite surprised God needs a handjob to jizz. Youd think you could just blow on command.
Jul 13 2010 2:43AM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
pros: almost everything

cons: the likely hood of you having a penis inside you at somepoint is high

oh and death
Jul 13 2010 2:48AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
My father is dead.
Jul 13 2010 2:54AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Well if handjobs are code names for IED's then you would be correct.
Jul 13 2010 2:58AM
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mysticllamarider
Posts: 343 - Karma: 4
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Jul 13 2010 3:02AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Hey El. Gato. I think we did a mighty fine job of a thread jack. Don't you?
Jul 13 2010 3:03AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Au Revior
Jul 13 2010 3:07AM
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Hemulen.
Posts: 448 - Karma: 17
marines in norway is basically sailing from town to town along the coast and partying whenever theyre not on the boat. or was that the navy? bah cant remember which one is what
Jul 13 2010 7:54AM
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1337
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this was the best fucking thread jack in a while. Good job you two, thanks for the laughs
Jul 13 2010 8:01AM
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broto
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i thoroughly agree
Jul 13 2010 11:29AM
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Travapple.
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i thoroughly agree
Jul 13 2010 4:19PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
go for it. im in the army. active. i like it. not gonna be a career. just money for school.
Jul 13 2010 5:15PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
I think that is perfectly okay. I mean anybody's ego would change after going through the military
Jul 13 2010 7:03PM
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