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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9

those commercails suck so much. and the camara gets all close like on the on the bear's ass.

what does NS think about em

Jul 11 2010 4:21AM
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eheath
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Pretty good TP though.
Jul 11 2010 4:21AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
I think a fun commercial would be if there was a forest fire, and the little bear with the generic tp has the trail of tp trailing from his cheap ass light on fire, burning him alive, while the charmin bear, with its comfy non-stick quilted goodness allows the other bear to escape alive.
Jul 11 2010 4:27AM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
this is true
Jul 11 2010 4:32AM
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ScuffDUFF
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its the only TP i buy
Jul 11 2010 4:38AM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
I'm really more of a Scottie Tissue kind of guy.
Jul 11 2010 9:07AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Impartial to the commercial, however it is my TP of choice. Super absorbant and super plush. Two squares will often get the job done.
Jul 11 2010 9:14AM
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pmw
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wut
Jul 11 2010 9:49AM
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Motherfucka
Posts: 1179 - Karma: 26

Kirkland 100 pack from costco for me.

But yes these commercials annoy me too

Jul 11 2010 3:45PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
exactly- i buy cheap tp- i dont like the feeling of wiping my ass with a bed comforter-

save money on tp- invest in your actual bed-you spend 1/3 of your life in it- spend the money
Jul 11 2010 3:48PM
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Jodi
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I was thinking about this the other day when i saw that commercial....about the bear showing the bits of toilet paper stuck to his ass, and the mother bear says to the baby bear, this wouldnt pass inspection....
and then i thought, since when is there an inspection of the ass after you take a shit? then i thought, hey sait a second....since when do bears use toilet paper? then i decided i hate the commercial.
Jul 11 2010 3:48PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
No thank you.

I'm not about to cheap out on TP and buy some abrasive, non-absorbant TP that not only disappears faster, but has the feel of sandpaper on my asshole.

F that.
Jul 11 2010 3:51PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
alright maybe i mis-said that- i like normal toilet paper- not tissues with aloe verra and scent- i didnt mean the kind of toilet paper you find in a malls bathroom
Jul 11 2010 3:54PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
charmin 3 wipes

scott 2 wipes




SCOTT WINS
Jul 11 2010 8:01PM
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Gnarshred
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bahahhaha fucking laughed out loud. +K for that!
Jul 11 2010 8:02PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
check this injustice

i buy toilette paper like a month ago 16 charmin double rolls tons of toilette paper feels great on my ass. we run out today andmy roommate goes ot the store and comes back with 6 no name rolls and i was like bitch you serious! i provide our household with delictae charmin and you demote me to this no name shit

ridikilus
Jul 11 2010 8:06PM
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FerrisBueller
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but less is more
Jul 11 2010 8:11PM
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