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Rule 2, "Contains links to sexually explicit or offensive material"

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.josh.
Posts: 600 - Karma: 18
riight...if this is a rule...why am i getting newschoolers banner ads that are telling me about "horny amatuer girls who want to fuck" that have pretty much porn on them...?
no complaints..jus wonderin.....
15 years ago
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
haha, i never get any adds related to the sites i go on. whenever i close firefox, they history deletes
15 years ago
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Static
Posts: 8588 - Karma: 4,099
I never get them, and my history is full of unsavory websites
15 years ago
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
hahaha, this is epic!
15 years ago
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onenerdykid
Posts: 6747 - Karma: 11,771
this is too good...hahaha. owned.
15 years ago
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
oh i lawled
15 years ago
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,980
by the way... the quote in your signature is not accurate. A_Zuck did not say that.... see exhibit A:

Exhibit A


15 years ago
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tacobellslayer
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 214
hahahahahahahahahha

this thread is hilarious
15 years ago
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
THIS THREAD SHALL NOT DIE!!!
15 years ago
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
.
15 years ago
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BWalmer
Posts: 9141 - Karma: 12,886
haha...awesome...that's why mine is always skiing related...that's all I look at. . . with this browser. . .
15 years ago
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Killa_BeeKnees
Posts: 211 - Karma: 30
i lol'd
15 years ago
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
ive come to realize after a few views.. this truly is an epic quote. and for that thank you!!
15 years ago
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JustDidIt
Posts: 2194 - Karma: 160
back to the top
15 years ago
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
hahahah win
15 years ago
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Scrambles
Posts: 2270 - Karma: 63
an hero
15 years ago
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
sig’d
15 years ago
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
haha, very.
15 years ago
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
Bahahaha, this is epic.
15 years ago
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
seriously.
15 years ago
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
successful troll is successful?
15 years ago
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ardisjc
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
ur a troll
15 years ago
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marsland
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 421

this is better than the time my friend told me he opened google chrome in class, and all the most visited websites that pop up when you open it were all porn.  and there were people all around him

15 years ago
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Shut up, noob
15 years ago
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
hahaha
15 years ago
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
first page of a multiple page?
15 years ago
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
epic fail sorry
15 years ago
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
now i have to watch more porn so i get porn adds
15 years ago
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,678
Click for larger image
15 years ago
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
hahahaha wow, i hope this thread sticks around forever, not only so it can go down in ns history, but so you will always be able to know that you got called out for watching too much porn, with the entire internet/newschoolers community as an audience haha
15 years ago
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
HAHAHA
15 years ago
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WAWARIDER
Posts: 222 - Karma: 10
win
15 years ago
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s.erickson
Posts: 504 - Karma: 992
Masterbation
15 years ago
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
hahahaha champion
15 years ago
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
ever since the cute things thread i get banners of puppies and kittens.
15 years ago
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
i get coolwhip ads alot, that and cars
15 years ago
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
You should seek help for your porn addicition before it takes over you're life....
15 years ago
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
haaaaaaaahahahahaha
15 years ago
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Goosefiends
Posts: 1095 - Karma: 2,715
this
15 years ago
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
Wow... well atleast you know of some more websites to access
15 years ago
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
hahaa, +k for publicly outing yourself as a chronic wanker.
15 years ago
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
ahahhahaha one of my favorite threads ever
15 years ago
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 638
So great.
15 years ago
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A.Eberhard
Posts: 4426 - Karma: 415
I'm going to bump this. Easily one of my favorite and best lol I had on NS.
15 years ago
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Owl
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 22
Classic mistake
15 years ago
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Elmo.
Posts: 4320 - Karma: 669
hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
15 years ago
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
I vowed he would never hear the end of this and I must keep my promise. hahahahaha
14 years ago
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
I just read the whole thread and it has given me many lols.
14 years ago
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
thank you sir hahah
14 years ago
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