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why your mountain rules

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skiMT
Posts: 321 - Karma: 10
this is why


thats right bridger bowl is the shit
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We have 3 semi kickers with 20-40 ft of flat and a 70 flatter king sizer'-neutrino
High North session 4 hell ya!
Apr 7 2004 11:08PM
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b19119
Posts: 763 - Karma: 11
I c...












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Go ARMADA Go 4FRNT
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Apr 7 2004 11:11PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Because it's Whistler. Any questions?


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''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Apr 7 2004 11:12PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 11992 - Karma: 9,213
i liek my moutnain becaus eof the vibe. its really relaxed up there and people are nice and are willing ot help you. and also the chili is the best ever. timby line



'hey man what happend to your skiboards' 'looks like they got runover by a compacter and streched out' said by a member of the ski board crew 'switchbladz'
Apr 7 2004 11:14PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
exactly, cause its whistler.





wow good observation! You are officaily the new ns genious. You can pick up your award after I shove it up your ass. - Phrosty
Apr 7 2004 11:21PM
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skierbabe420
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 21
whistler is the shit! buuuttt, since i have limited funds i just have to kick it here at the Big.
-Jon Ollson gets head, do you??-
Apr 7 2004 11:30PM
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skiMT
Posts: 321 - Karma: 10
yeah we dont have a park...but thats our sick extreme skiing
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We have 3 semi kickers with 20-40 ft of flat and a 70 flatter king sizer'-neutrino
High North session 4 hell ya!
Apr 7 2004 11:32PM
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shootr
Posts: 293 - Karma: 20
dont make us post Jordan.. or the waterfall... or horseshoe number 3.. or any of the other 'basic' drops in bounds...

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Apr 7 2004 11:36PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
'Because it's Whistler'

No need to say anything else.




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SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Apr 7 2004 11:38PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
'because its whistler SLASH blackcomb'


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Apr 7 2004 11:42PM
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rossipowderhound
Posts: 759 - Karma: 10
My mountain is sweet beacuse ut has the best park in Australia

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Apr 7 2004 11:42PM
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skiMT
Posts: 321 - Karma: 10
probly only park in australia
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We have 3 semi kickers with 20-40 ft of flat and a 70 flatter king sizer'-neutrino
High North session 4 hell ya!
Apr 7 2004 11:43PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
how about why does my mountain blow
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Apr 7 2004 11:49PM
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skiMT
Posts: 321 - Karma: 10
yeah that 2 our mt is only good for cliffs and big mountain and somtimes u can build some good kickers but its limited
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We have 3 semi kickers with 20-40 ft of flat and a 70 flatter king sizer'-neutrino
High North session 4 hell ya!
Apr 7 2004 11:50PM
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shootr
Posts: 293 - Karma: 20
My mountain rules... cuz all the local chicks wanna climb on it..

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Apr 7 2004 11:53PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
because its the only sea-level ski resort in the world and we get more snow that just about everybody. and its fun, although we have no terrain park, it doesn't really matter because we have a lot of terrain.



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Apr 8 2004 12:10AM
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Hey_Hottie
Posts: 183 - Karma: 10
well ours is like 1/2 mile long lol but its fun cuz we can make anyjumps and trails we want and its fun.
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Apr 8 2004 10:00AM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
because its whistler.

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Apr 8 2004 12:08PM
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CallMeAl
Posts: 609 - Karma: 89
my mountain is 800 feet tall, has no park, and is ALWAYS icy. Its infested by mouthy little kids and racers. i love it.
Apr 8 2004 12:31PM
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freezeskier540
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 10
where do u ski?
Apr 8 2004 12:54PM
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HoodNative
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 16
my mountian rules because it's a live volcanoe. thats right guys it's twice as dangerous. and yeah thats all i got. shit!


I pee in Pools
Apr 8 2004 1:25PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
mine kicks ass because its not a mountain, its a bump





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Apr 8 2004 1:55PM
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yetigonecrazy
Posts: 931 - Karma: 10
crested butte is pretty dope, its got incredible extremes and the park crew here is really stepping up....all we need is a superpipe
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.
Apr 8 2004 2:09PM
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vantownloc
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 12
yeah 'because it's blackcomb'
Apr 8 2004 2:16PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
no comment




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Apr 8 2004 5:10PM
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mg.
Posts: 752 - Karma: 74
15 min drive.. to the hill.. Right now i can golf skateboard or wakeboard at my house then drive 15 min and ski all day
........HAK........




Apr 8 2004 5:43PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Because it's....Mammoth.



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Apr 8 2004 5:46PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
Because it's in North Carolina. No where else can you ski with all the rednecks and inbreds from South alabama, and see confederate falgs and stickers everywhere.

Oh yeah we have a park but they don't let skiers in, but they let snowlerbladers in. We get snow.
Apr 8 2004 6:03PM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
im not gonna lie to you guys ... my mountain does NOT rule... it does the opposite of ruling ... sucking



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toss your salad outta here
Apr 8 2004 6:19PM
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Stowe24
Posts: 404 - Karma: 78
Stowe mountain, who agrees?
Apr 8 2004 6:54PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
cuz i can ski all year. go hood.


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Apr 8 2004 7:07PM
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Freestylindude
Posts: 1141 - Karma: 10
cause it rains when it's -20



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They're coming to take me away, Ho-hooo
Hee-hee---haa-haa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those
Nice young men in their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaaa!
Apr 8 2004 7:30PM
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enick
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 26
because only pimps are allowed to ski at summit at snoqualmie biatch...



what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day...we're crashing all over the place, crashing all over the place...

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Apr 8 2004 8:06PM
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scratchskier123
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
Becasue it is hemlock lol ahahahahah
Apr 8 2004 8:33PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
beacause its 300 feet tall, literally, its sweet for me cus im scared of heights
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Apr 8 2004 8:52PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
I'm going to agree with skiMT- Bridger is sweet.
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Apr 8 2004 8:57PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
because only 5 guys like powder where i ski.And we receive plenty of it



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Apr 8 2004 8:57PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
m mountain has bigger cliffs than that and teh best pow in the world but we have no park :(
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Apr 8 2004 8:58PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
'because its Whistler and Blackcomb'


DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

Apr 8 2004 9:00PM
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skiMT
Posts: 321 - Karma: 10
yeah u fucks are lucky
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We have 3 semi kickers with 20-40 ft of flat and a 70 flatter king sizer'-neutrino
High North session 4 hell ya!
Apr 8 2004 10:33PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
because it has ill tree skiing that no one hits up (on the winter park side that is - the jane side trees get owned by like 9:42am), and because i can lap the park (including the chair) in less than ten minutes, which means 100+ kickers or 200+ rails plus 20+ runs through the pipe in a day without ever having to hike



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Apr 9 2004 5:34AM
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eastcoastcanada
Posts: 319 - Karma: 10
mines sweet because when u order a hamburger...its deep fryed, seriously ghetto setup
'The Ski Out Terrain Park is definitely the most happenin' Park around. Said to be, 'the most progressive Terrain Park' in New Brunswick. It's packed with everything from huge hits to 'new school' railslides!'

Apr 9 2004 7:47AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
because during night skiing early season all the snow machines are left on. and when you burn in the woods, you run into other people in the woods.
-chris
Apr 9 2004 8:40AM
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imotion
Posts: 1343 - Karma: 11
my mountain is alright



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Apr 9 2004 9:04AM
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