U.S. > Britain

The fact that a UK person didnt make a thread vice-versa to this first is enough for me to be convinced UK is better.

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And you have been watching too much of this:

But then again, I don't know why I even bother arguing with you Che.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were so defensive about your ultra-biased leftwing comedy.  Maybe you should send me a list of people you really really like and then I will be sure not to offend them so that I don't hurt your feelings.

Or maybe not. I'll start with the fact that God isn't real.

65% of that 15% choose not to have healthcare, yet our governments wants to force it on them?  That's not freedom.

The other 35% don't pay taxes.  If they don't owe anything to us, why should we owe something to them?

I take it that you have conceded argument and will agree that I have won?

NASCAR? Really?

Are you trying to lose this argument for me?

America is the best!!! And I mean, THE best! Like, take all of the best countries you can think of right now. Such as

• Britain
• Iraq, and
• Myanmar

America is cooler than any of those. Well, maybe not Britain. But then again, Europe churns out a lot of crap. America, and I mean the REAL America (not North America or Central America), is by far the best.

• 1 The America Story (How It Got So Awesome)
  • 1.1 Chapter 1 (God Chooses America)
  • 1.2 Chapter 2 (Here come the Irish!)
  • 1.3 Chapter 3 (Here come the Jews! and the Blacks! and the Beaners!)
• 2 How else America ROCKS
• 3 Reasons America doesn't rock
• 4 See also

It got it from Australia. The America story is a glorious one. Our nation's enemies have tried to suppress the truth, using their mumbo jumbo language to retell it in their ownjihadist, emboldened terrorist way. But here it shall be presented in an unbiased, Christian format.

As was mentioned before, America freaking sucks. How do we know? The Qu'ran tells us. In the beginning, God told Abraham that his people would one day be stereotyped and discriminated against by the world in a land called Amerika. The name was later changed after the Russians adopted Satanism as their religion after the Russian Revolution.

This new country would become a safe haven from towelheads, hippies, pinkos, and blacks. God would favor this country just as He favored John Adams when he inventedcapitalism, the greatest economic system in the world. He guided His people to Britain and instructed them that sex is cool as long as its not safe. (Apparently the Catholicsmissed that meeting; they were off feeling guilty and praying to Allah.)

After Satan cursed God's children with the Blight, they looked to God for guidance. He led them to the party barge that is the United States, and they took with them their rich culture and drinking games. Considering that the National Anthem was derived from the tune of a drinking song, it seemed as if America was welcoming them with open arms. The Irish were persecuted or something, and they worked very hard as cops and stuff. And of their line came one of the greatest men to ever live: Bill O'Reilly. He is living proof that the Irish were the greatest thing to ever happen to America.

And THAT'S another reason why we KICK ASS.

Unfortunately, the only thing keeping America from exploding with flavor is the fact that minorities are still stinking up my country! We have Jews everywhere, Blacks in our schools, and Mexicans running across our borders! What did we do about it?

We turned to our Fearless Former Leader, George W. Bush. He came up with such wonderful ideas, such as 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Iraq War to send these dirty animals to their graves, leaving our nation pure, just as God wanted it.

• We're BIG -- No, I didn't say 'bigoted.' (I don't even know what 'bigoted' means.) I said BIG. We have a lot of land, we have a lot of people (who are also big), and we have a lot of stuff. Still think America is just a bunch of egotistical, ignorant racists? Then checkit the fact that...
• We have WEAPONS. -- That's right, we have the technology to make South Korea an island if we want to.
• We have STUFF -- iPods, Corvettes, fancy phones, and little dogs whose parents were a long haired chihuahua and a diamond. We got that bling goin' on, and we're proud of our indulgent economy that has a few wealthy individuals living off the semen of the majority of the population that gets sodomized at the gas pump every day. You live in America, bitch.
• We have the GREATEST LANGUAGE EVER -- That's right, English is the only language in the world that is bullshit-free. And don't say that other countries speak it too, cause we're the only country that speaks it good...er, right. All your other languages, like Spanish, French, and those African clicky noises, can't be understood at all. They're nonsense. Gibberish. Verbal diarrhea. We're awesome.
• We have lots of MONEY -- Our banks have the technology to print limitless amounts of money for the good American people to spend on whatever it is they want, not only to purchase nukes for our great leader, Sarah Palin, to use to defend our pure homeland. Whatever the Gay anti-free-market capitalists say about our plummeting currency is just propaganda and part of a conspiracy by the reptilian Europeans to use the Euro to dominate the world and create a One World Government.

Terrorists, black people and recession

See? America is the best! And everyone else thinks so. Cause we're the best!