Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her own pantyhose, is somehow morally superior than a woman explaining to the police how the man who attacked her got that fatal bullet wound.
“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” Stephen Roberts
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two huna dolla for yen. Today I get one huna eighty dolla! Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white peopo too!"
a small gnome takes a sock while your laundry is being done, and then uses it to masturbate, he then feels bad about what he did and hides the sock forever, and then it never reappears, but the gnome cant stop masturbating, so its a cycle, much like the cycle of a washing machine.-ROOS.
"Look, lesbians! Let's follow them to their lair!"-Eric.