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Any up for some Macaroni Salad?

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0ptions
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7000 calories, 360 grams of fat. The ultimate bulking food.



tempted to paypal someone money to eat a bowl of it.
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gus555
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get me some
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_steffen_
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beginning of the video if found her rather repulsive but by the end of it i was somewhat turned on. anyone else?
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ThaLetterM.
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the camera person was mouth breathing so hard the whole time
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HenniferLopez
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if anyone ever asks me what "sausage fingers" are, I'm going to direct them to this video.
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Gumbo
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she's a bit tubby
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RudyGarmisch
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I cant believe it, I've never seen a ham that can cook.
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Abc567def
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holy shit, so i was tripping out about the salad to begin with but then i noticed that they now allow whales to get married. HOLY SHIT GO WHALES
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Click_Here
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i once fucked a chick so fat after we were done she rolled over and smoked a ham
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TOK
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no
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Shredneck
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3:59 lol
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0ptions
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My fave part is when she gets out of breath struggling with the carrot bag. Then she goes light on the carrots... It was also great when she made the hhhhhnnnnnngggg sound.
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Bryan*
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lollll.
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neutralzombie
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watching her stuff the chicken is excessively disturbing...
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teleak
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a pint of mayo... holy shit
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Shredneck
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I'm sure her blood pressure needs as much salt as she put in there.
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neutralzombie
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hahahahaha ^

maybe! but i mean. the reality is that like yeah there's 7000 calories in that bowl. but if you eat like a small portion its probably like 200 calories...well a billion grams of fat and sugar and sodium....but you know. can't be worse than kfc.

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0ptions
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Lol on another forum i frequent kids were paid to eat it. They said they felt like throwing up after 2 spoonfuls.
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STREETS
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AMERICA FUCK YAAAAAA!! LOL Best part is defintely 3:59. Disgusting
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1337
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bwahahahahahah
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matt.s
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i randomly clicked the streaming bar because i didnt want to watch the intro - all i see is a full jar of mayonnaise being dumped in to a bowl. i nearly threw up.
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PDeg
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ohh yummy
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