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Kinda nervous, first time dropping x tonight

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emopoppins
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yea so i've been on vicodin for the past week for my wisdom teeth, and now i'm all constipated. which sucks, so i went to the store and bought some exlax. i get home take it, tell my mom after, and shes like, "well that was a bad idea" and i guess it's a real shitty thing to do to your body but we'll see how it goes.

so like, i'm sitting on 30 minutes ago having taken it, anybody want to share some experience. i'm starting to think i made a mistake.
Jul 3 2010 6:42PM
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Schlop
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Jul 3 2010 6:45PM
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rickety_cricket
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Jul 3 2010 6:52PM
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hauser
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Jul 3 2010 6:53PM
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FBGM
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well thats not what i thought this thread was going to be about
Jul 3 2010 6:55PM
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DERS.
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Jul 3 2010 6:56PM
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ROOS.
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oh bwandon
Jul 3 2010 6:56PM
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squibble
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drink lots of water
Jul 3 2010 7:01PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hang on tight, it's gonna be a wild ride.



(that's what she said, ZIIIIING!!!1!!!1!1ONEONEONE!!!)
Jul 3 2010 7:03PM
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charmander
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i went for 9 days without shitting, getting morphine every 8 minutes a couple years ago, when it was time for it all to come out, it fucking came the fuck out.

prepare to absolutely annihilate a toilet.
Jul 3 2010 7:03PM
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SMH[-__-]
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dude seriously listen to me and don't do it drugs are bad and x will rot ur brain bro!
Jul 3 2010 7:05PM
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FBGM
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why?
Jul 3 2010 7:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
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clearly you've been through elementary school because you can write....but somewhere along the way you must have missed out on this whole part of the curriculum called "reading, say it with me - read-ing".


Jul 3 2010 7:08PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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he must have been sick that day
Jul 3 2010 7:12PM
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Gnarshred
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pssh grow up and do miralax like an adult!
Jul 3 2010 7:19PM
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Alex_G
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cool story hansel
Jul 3 2010 7:20PM
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SMH[-__-]
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clearly your sarcasm meter is broken bro!
Jul 3 2010 7:23PM
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84891jnf92048
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i dont know whether to give you + or - karma....
Jul 3 2010 7:25PM
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1337
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lulz
Jul 3 2010 7:26PM
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musick13
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Something tells me that this problem will work itself out by its self...
Jul 3 2010 8:28PM
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fluxx1
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how do you drop x?
Jul 3 2010 8:29PM
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Zent33zy
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take a pic it when your done
Jul 3 2010 8:48PM
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No_Dub
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um congradulations?

Jul 3 2010 8:58PM
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gus555
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pooping is orgasmic...but definitly take a picwhen your done
Jul 3 2010 9:02PM
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StevenR
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What did you do there? i dont see it...
Jul 3 2010 9:09PM
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mr.green
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because opiate use makes you constipated hence the not shitting for 9 days, im guessing thats what youre asking why about
Jul 3 2010 9:11PM
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J.Braun
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ahhh man punishing the toilet sucks.

just be sure after the first blow you start flushing, don't wanna clog the toilet and get poop on yer butt!

Jul 3 2010 9:30PM
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jca
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This thread has all the answers you need.

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/16675/
Jul 3 2010 9:35PM
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FBGM
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no no i mean why were you on morphine?
Jul 4 2010 1:08AM
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mr.green
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clearly im not a very good at guessing
Jul 4 2010 1:11AM
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squibble
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i was sick that day, took me like 3 weeks to catch up
Jul 4 2010 1:20AM
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charmander
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i broke my arm, they couldnt operate on it because of a blood condition i have, i got compartment syndrome and now it doesnt work.
Jul 4 2010 1:23AM
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FerrisBueller
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extacy?

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Jul 4 2010 1:26AM
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Schlop
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Cause that shit was coming out whether he liked it or not
Jul 4 2010 2:06AM
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HeathR
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compartment syndrome sucks. Had that shit from soccer.
Jul 4 2010 2:07AM
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FBGM
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hahaha damn i wish i didn't already have you at 10/10
Jul 4 2010 2:07AM
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r0dubs
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aaaaaahahahahahah
Jul 4 2010 2:34AM
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musick13
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I hope your commode has a seatbelt, air bags, and a five star crash test rating.
Jul 4 2010 9:54AM
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musick13
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I hope your commode has a seatbelt, air bags, and a five star crash test rating.
Jul 4 2010 9:55AM
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PDeg
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ahahaa
Jul 4 2010 10:06AM
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danderson.
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Good one ;)
Jul 4 2010 10:51AM
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TheDude
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go to a public restroom, bring your own tp( no one likes the shitty thin stuff) destroy toilet and leave like nothing is wrong
Jul 4 2010 3:15PM
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k-dizzle
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right good attention grabber though
Jul 4 2010 3:32PM
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-Dan
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yeah, taking x usually is really shitty...
Jul 4 2010 3:39PM
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.jesus.
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no you're just an idiot
Jul 4 2010 3:40PM
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