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Dont fall asleep on the couch with a cigarette

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E.R
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This is what happened to the house across the street from me:
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Jul 3 2010 3:28PM
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BikeMlatt69
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damn what a tard
Jul 3 2010 3:29PM
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Smuffy
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Holy shit. Just like in how high.... +vibes for sure
Jul 3 2010 3:30PM
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steep
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that was a smart move
Jul 3 2010 3:41PM
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nedward
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time to smoke ivory nigga
Jul 3 2010 3:43PM
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broto
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yea probably not the best idea to fall asleep with a cigarette
Jul 3 2010 3:44PM
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Bryan*
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someone needs to stop smoking cigarets and smoke a bowl.
Jul 3 2010 3:45PM
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ROOS.
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safety first
Jul 3 2010 4:41PM
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fountain.
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is everyone alright?
Jul 3 2010 4:45PM
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ChrisSkisChronic
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At least this didn't happen:
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Jul 3 2010 7:27PM
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p-fo
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spontaneous combustion is different
Jul 3 2010 7:29PM
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1337
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holy shit
Jul 3 2010 7:29PM
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austinmetsch
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this problem could've been solved by not smoking in the first place
Jul 3 2010 8:08PM
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leahey
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Don't smoke?
Jul 3 2010 9:07PM
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AcidKing
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Good thing tents cant catch on fire with a cigarette.
Jul 3 2010 9:12PM
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ODarrow
Posts: 226 - Karma: 154
bring out the marshmallows
Jul 3 2010 10:02PM
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austinmetsch
Posts: 525 - Karma: 17
yeah but driving is something that is fairly important to life. smoking, especially cigs, is a waste of money to do something that is completely unnecessary. i agree that the stupidity of the user caused this but the product helped...
Jul 3 2010 10:15PM
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PDeg
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o my
Jul 3 2010 11:34PM
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Schlop
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Have you ever smoked? Once you do, you will immediately see why people get hooked.
But it's a terrible habit to get in to, and there really is no reason to start.
Jul 3 2010 11:37PM
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VCharette
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Hey guys,

yeah actually this is my house. My dumb ass brother fell asleep super smashed and light our house on fire. Sweet. I lost everything I had and I have to stay at my uncle's house until the insurances gives the house back. Unfortunately I won't be able to get all of my stuff back which is super shitty. It would be really sweet if you guys could send a bit of stuff to myself. Actually I just need stickers. So please, it would be really nice if you could send me free stickers. My house caught on fire.

Thanks NS.
Jul 3 2010 11:41PM
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no_steeze
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i can vouch for this, frenchy is a good friend and he got completely fucked over. send him some stickers to make him feel better, it fucking sucks for him. good thing he's sponsored otherwise he'd have to buy all new skis and shit
Jul 3 2010 11:56PM
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ECB
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Something like this happened in my town once, next to our stewarts, a guy was on a couch with a cigarette at a party and fell asleep, caught the house on fire, but they managed to put it out before it got as big as the photo here
Jul 4 2010 12:01AM
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squibble
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i can barely start a fire with a match
Jul 4 2010 12:29AM
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HeathR
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what street do you live on?
Jul 4 2010 2:03AM
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Schlop
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Reference to another WACK thread, amirite?

I remember a thread like a year ago about a guy claiming his house burnt down and how he asked NS to help by giving him stickers.

AM I RIGHT? OR AM I JUST TOO FUCKING HIGH TO POST
Jul 4 2010 2:08AM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
vinny your brother has always been an idiot, you can stay at my place for a couple days if you want

send him stickers, i know i will
Jul 4 2010 2:09AM
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r0dubs
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lol

cigarettes
Jul 4 2010 4:39AM
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jibbinc.
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i think your meters broken/
Jul 4 2010 4:58AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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naw you're right, and everyone felt bad for him and thought it was legit at the start
Jul 4 2010 7:19AM
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omIV
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i was going to post something, but then i realized that i both smoke and sit (and occasionally fall asleep) on couches. 

thanks for the warning scoutmaster!
Jul 4 2010 7:46AM
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NS_back_stabber
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wtf? Last time I checked they changed the burn time on them where if you dont take a hit every 30 seconds or a minute it went out. How do you fall alseep that fast? ....

Jul 4 2010 9:04AM
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sol-JAH.boi
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o rly because ur profile says ur from montreal and the op is from boston...if my knowledge of geography is correct then those two places are nowhere near eachoher
Jul 4 2010 9:48AM
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VPP
Posts: 250 - Karma: 15
But then again, he didnt choose to fall asleep, did he?
Although smoking that tried/drunk isnt probally the most smart thing to do
Jul 4 2010 9:53AM
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Lemuel
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How about not smoking cigs because they are fucking gross?
Jul 4 2010 10:15AM
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omIV
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how about not telling people how to live their lives because that's fucking presumptuous?
Jul 4 2010 10:25AM
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danderson.
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How about fruit?

Jul 4 2010 10:48AM
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E.R
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Everybody made it out fine. heres the news story. http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/24034552/detail.html
Jul 4 2010 11:11AM
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HeathR
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from my experience alcohol does not usually influence me to do smart things. Its pretty stupid but I can easily see how it happens.
Jul 4 2010 11:23AM
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no_steeze
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OH MY GOD WATSON, THERE'S A FLAW IN THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 4 2010 2:33PM
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summersover
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what you did there....
i see it
Jul 4 2010 2:37PM
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TheDude
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but then you wouldnt look cool,,,
Jul 4 2010 2:49PM
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