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Holy. fuck. camera up my penis

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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
I'm going to be getting a cystoscopy next month. For those of you don't know what it is:

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that goes up my urethra

im freaking out, i don't know if i should have them use local anesthesia or not, because that would mean injections. its going to be traumatizing
Jul 3 2010 12:54AM
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Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
lol penis
Jul 3 2010 12:55AM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
good luck.
Jul 3 2010 12:55AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i'm gunna go in for an STD check soon. apperently they stick a swab up your dick? christ. yours is worse though, i'm just more conserned about my dick than yours.
Jul 3 2010 12:57AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
id go fortotal anesthesia.

like induced coma
Jul 3 2010 12:57AM
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gypsytown
Posts: 538 - Karma: 12
for the clamydia test they take a really long q- tip and shove it down your urethra. gooood luck
Jul 3 2010 1:06AM
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cottage_steeze
Posts: 564 - Karma: 58
fuck i dont ever want to get tested! and op that requires full anestesia or whatever you call it if its on me
Jul 3 2010 1:07AM
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
Local. Local. Local.

I see that and all I think is "Where is the nearest anesthetic and who's arm do I have to bite off to get it?"
Jul 3 2010 1:08AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
my penis hurts just reading this
Jul 3 2010 1:09AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Just try not to think about them messing up and slicing the inside of your urethra, or the incredible pain it would cause while urinating for a while.  I mean...what?
Jul 3 2010 1:11AM
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Testicles
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 13
You'll need it
Jul 3 2010 1:11AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
ask for anesthesia you fool. If you are scared of needles, think of situation.

1. Go sober and have something shoved up your dick.

2. Get drugged and not give a fuck, at the price of having a needle in you.
Jul 3 2010 1:15AM
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Bukkakeskitrip
Posts: 5677 - Karma: 95
damn, fuck that. every time you piss now it wont have any power. kind of like a garden hose with no nozzle, and you have to put your thumb on the end to concentrate the spray. good luck though man
Jul 3 2010 1:15AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
anesthetic in the cock doesnt hurt....had it before (wont explain why)...........make sure u have them use it
Jul 3 2010 1:19AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
anesthetic in the cock doesnt hurt....had it before (wont explain why)...........make sure u have them use it
Jul 3 2010 1:20AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Sick angle bro!! Get The Shots!!
cant wait for the edit
Jul 3 2010 1:20AM
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BieberHole69
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 2,714
i honestly almost passed out visualizing this contraption going into my wiener 
Jul 3 2010 1:21AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
why no general amn?
Jul 3 2010 1:21AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
this makes me wanna put a lock on my penis so i dont have to have something rammed down it
Jul 3 2010 1:22AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
hahaha love how you went into detail
Jul 3 2010 1:24AM
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Hufflepuff
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
I had a bladder infection when I was 3 and had to have that done. For some reason they couldnt numb me and it was absolute agony, the worst pain imaginable. Deff get it numbed dude, the needle will only hurt for like 10 seconds.
Jul 3 2010 1:32AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Vibes. That's terrible. I have a friend who moved to the States from Canada, and they had to stick a metal swab much like that one right up thur to see if he was bringing any illnesses into the country.

SHIT'S FUCKED, and I don't ever wanna go through that.
Jul 3 2010 1:35AM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 355
perfect comparison.
Jul 3 2010 1:35AM
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austinmetsch
Posts: 525 - Karma: 17
if it's only the little metal end that's going in it will hurt but won't be too bad. a local should be fine. that still sucks tho and i would never want that done to me but goodluck
Jul 3 2010 1:50AM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
yeah, this is dope.
Jul 3 2010 2:12AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
HAVE FUN
Jul 3 2010 2:13AM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Mother of god.
Jul 3 2010 3:06AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
FFFUUUUUUUUU.....

+vibes to you, my friend.
Jul 3 2010 4:33AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
this picture pretty much sums up my feelings towards the picture at the top...

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Jul 3 2010 4:38AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
same
Jul 3 2010 5:27AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
fuck.... that actually sucks so much. When I had surgery in Japan that was the first question i asked whether i was going to wake up with a tube sticking out of my dick
Jul 3 2010 5:31AM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
damnn that just sucks period haha
Jul 3 2010 6:45AM
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[tightpants]
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 17
10/10.
Jul 3 2010 10:55AM
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treebeard
Posts: 3590 - Karma: 1,065
i lol'd.
Jul 3 2010 11:02AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,516
That's some kids in a sandbox shit right there.
Jul 3 2010 11:04AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,271
what part goes up your dick? just that metal part or the whole fucking wire?
Jul 3 2010 11:11AM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
that looks worse than being raped
Jul 3 2010 12:40PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
this^^^^
Jul 3 2010 12:43PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 297
oh shit I would not have have that done unless I was fully out, your sure they can't knock all of you out?
Jul 3 2010 1:42PM
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Bryan*
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 115
come on honestly. i dindnt need to know that.
Jul 3 2010 3:50PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
.
Jul 3 2010 3:53PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
no. not good. not good at all. definitely like a morphine drip and as much nitrous as it takes to make you pass the fuck out
Jul 3 2010 4:07PM
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no_steeze
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Jul 3 2010 4:12PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9210 - Karma: 5,357
me too asdfghjk ugh I can't imagine having that done with no drugs
Jul 3 2010 4:14PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
oh my god. thats horrible dude, i cant even imagine
Jul 3 2010 4:49PM
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lineskiskid567
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You are gonna need some heavy painkillers. Preferably getting knocked the fuck out. I had to have a catheter while i was on some light mophine and percocet. Even then the pain was probably just as bad as my appendix bursting which put me in the hospital for that in the first place. Oh and just a hint after you get it done don't have sex for awhile. If you thought peeing stung after you get it done that hurts way worse.
Jul 3 2010 4:50PM
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liquid_flow
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Jesus titty fucking cock
Jul 3 2010 5:13PM
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pounds.
Posts: 837 - Karma: 55
I got cathed 3 times in a day after my surgery and it hurts a ton when its in there, but after its fine. At least for me it was, and i had it done 3 times that day. I was on oxy and morphine when i got that though...
Jul 3 2010 5:13PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
the lesson here: wear a condom.

unless you aren't getting this for STD inspection
Jul 3 2010 6:06PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
dude ull be fine .. i had catherders when i had surgery and it wasnt a big deal. so stop bitching and everthing will be fine.. and they prob wont put u under either cuase the is alota work for such a little part of you
Jul 3 2010 6:12PM
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NWPA
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 165
i dont think i could be awake with someone sticking something up my dick
Jul 4 2010 1:25AM
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