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My grandmother lost her virginity at 16

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skiierman
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never drink with the family. its fucked.
Jul 1 2010 9:38PM
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1337
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oh dear lord
Jul 1 2010 9:39PM
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willyg0808
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grandma FTW
Jul 1 2010 9:40PM
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OGHolliday
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If skiierman doesn't do it I'm sure not doing it.
Jul 1 2010 9:40PM
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rickety_cricket
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Well at least your grandma new how to party
Jul 1 2010 9:40PM
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Aaaron.
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good luck getting that image out of your head.
Jul 1 2010 9:41PM
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ROOS.
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yeah granny

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Jul 1 2010 9:41PM
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Travapple.
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inb4 epic thread.
Jul 1 2010 9:42PM
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.frenchy
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oh fuck, shits weird.
Jul 1 2010 9:42PM
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charmander
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Jul 1 2010 9:42PM
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Balto
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Jul 1 2010 9:43PM
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.AR6rider
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holy shit i had the exact same experience with my grandma. old people + liquor = horrible stories and bad dreams
Jul 1 2010 9:43PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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go grandma
Jul 1 2010 9:43PM
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Jonny7
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not cool story
Jul 1 2010 9:45PM
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No_Dub
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Hahaha. I believe it.
Jul 1 2010 9:49PM
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BEARS.
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Jul 1 2010 9:51PM
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canterbury
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I don't think they had cameras back then
Jul 1 2010 9:54PM
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Noss.
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actually, thats kinda hot
Jul 1 2010 9:55PM
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muellerc
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haha love the grimace. and yeah awful idea
Jul 1 2010 9:56PM
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RockyMountnHigh
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haha or did they? its just a huge conspiracy.
Jul 1 2010 9:56PM
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TheWiseOne
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lucky girl, lucky girl
Jul 1 2010 9:56PM
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jibbinc.
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Your grandmas fucked.
Jul 1 2010 9:58PM
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Shreddysaurus
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aahaha. My grampa was 14 and she was 32 and married. WOOP WOOP
Jul 1 2010 9:58PM
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Hood.[scdb]
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yes they did
Jul 1 2010 9:59PM
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Bryan*
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lol
Jul 1 2010 10:01PM
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ECB
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I know a great grandma who is 64.......the grandmother is in the 40s and bangin
Jul 1 2010 10:03PM
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r0dubs
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shit yah



wait...no
Jul 1 2010 10:08PM
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sammiedee
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*was fucked.


at the age of 16
Jul 1 2010 10:09PM
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Lemuel
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Wait, you have incest in your family? Are you saying that drinking with your family leads to having sex with them? Hahahaha
Jul 1 2010 10:12PM
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Jordan
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No you idiot, he is saying when people get crunk they say dumb shit.


Jul 2 2010 2:31AM
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ButteredToast.
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Jul 2 2010 2:32AM
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Zent33zy
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your family wanted to keep this from you but, I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER
Jul 2 2010 2:43AM
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fujarome
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this sort of discussion with family just leads down a path you don't ever want to see or hear about.

at least she didn't go into detail....or did she?
Jul 2 2010 2:50AM
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knows_butter
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Oh god... Now you've got me wondering...

Oh jesus christ.
Jul 2 2010 2:51AM
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ButteredToast.
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It's a silly song. I kind of like it. Is that weird?

Chaccaron Chaccaron nadoneyydadon Chaccaron Chaccaron nadoneyydadon Chaccaroneydagodon nadoneyydagodon Chaccaron Chaccaron nadoneyydadon!
Jul 2 2010 2:51AM
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fujarome
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that is.....well that's foul. just awful.
Jul 2 2010 2:53AM
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Zent33zy
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yo same dude
i hear this shit and im like, WERE THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT COMMING FROM.
i closed all of my pages but this one
Jul 2 2010 2:53AM
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fujarome
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actually, he should try to dig up some photos of 16 year old granny. The only way this thread will go anywhere is if we can all decide if we'd have hit that or not.
Jul 2 2010 2:54AM
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fujarome
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oh man these get worse and worse. I'm almost afraid to keep posting cause you'll keep quoting me with another innuendo.
Jul 2 2010 2:57AM
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HenniferLopez
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We like to call that statutory rape.
Jul 2 2010 2:58AM
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1337
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spoiler alert, he's just saying lyrics from foxtrot unicorn charlie kilo
Jul 2 2010 3:01AM
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fujarome
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we call that a party where i'm from...

though it does become statutory rape the next morning all the same.


and yes, i'm expecting this to be quoted, and another innuendo will follow....
Jul 2 2010 3:01AM
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fujarome
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oh yeah, i picked up on that, i just kind of figured i might as well keep going til he runs out of lyrics.
Jul 2 2010 3:03AM
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gus555
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my grandmas 12
Jul 2 2010 10:12AM
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wesley.
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haha some kid im my computer class would always play that and mr. boombastic by shaggy while the teacher was speaking
Jul 2 2010 12:02PM
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315jibber94
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THATS FUCKIN PLAIN GROSSSSSSSSSS
Jul 2 2010 1:01PM
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-Dan
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lol
Jul 2 2010 1:05PM
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Gstrong
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hi
Oct 27 2010 10:51PM
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grown-ninja
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what 14 wouldn't wana boink a 32 year old
Oct 27 2010 10:58PM
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Smuffy
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warrrrd sounds like a good time.

pics?
Oct 27 2010 10:58PM
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huge-go
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My first question when I saw the thread title was "How the fuck did that come up in conversation with his grandma?" Once I read the first post, it all made sense.
Heed this mans warning, and consume alcohol with family at your own risk.
Oct 27 2010 11:07PM
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