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So I Just Bought This Van

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2L208
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The car i was driving for the last year finally died, almost 300k, so i ended up buying this sweet ass van that i can make into a camper and live in this winter to ski as much as i can for 5 months. So, i think just owning a van obligates me to grow a mustache.

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so with this van.

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which mustache goes best?
Jun 26 2010 2:49AM
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HIT
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definately 19. u suprised me on the concept haha
Jun 26 2010 2:50AM
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Thenowhereman42
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With that particular van, gonna have to go with 19.
Jun 26 2010 2:50AM
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Hansel.
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2 or 5
Jun 26 2010 2:58AM
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richards
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dude number eight i think it was..cuz thats a deaner stache.. you should get a sick paint job like the pilsner can paint job
Jun 26 2010 3:03AM
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Scott0_robot0
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number 3 you should put a fountain in the back of your van.
Jun 26 2010 3:05AM
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Jun 26 2010 3:07AM
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squibble
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complete the image...
Jun 26 2010 3:13AM
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2L208
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my friend just sent me this video
Jun 26 2010 3:15AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Either 5 or 18.
Jun 26 2010 3:18AM
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handlebar mustache for sure. Has to go along with an odd haircut (like a mullet) oversized shades (like aviators or elvis type sunglasses) and you must pick up a sport and suck 95% of the time and kick ass at home games you play (like a releif pitcher). Plus some kind of tabacco use is mandatory with this.

and in later life you can black out all the other windows and prey on childern with candy

Jun 26 2010 3:21AM
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hokkanee
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5. A friend of mine had one this spring and it definitely matches the vibe that the van exudes
Jun 26 2010 3:21AM
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skichicky3
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Jun 26 2010 10:29AM
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skichicky3
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gahhhh work...click it
Jun 26 2010 10:29AM
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8088
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5 or 8 no doubt, 19 would also be nice
Jun 26 2010 10:31AM
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Inbred_Redneck
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14
Jun 26 2010 10:44AM
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Da_CONK
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^ Don't forget to stock up on candy to.
Jun 26 2010 10:46AM
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EC-Skier
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#5 definitely
Jun 26 2010 10:47AM
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Bryan*
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im diggin 12 it is a classic.
Jun 26 2010 10:47AM
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*Nickdel*
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this.
Jun 26 2010 10:50AM
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Billek
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I thought 5 was good, ad reading the thread says that many think the same.

Looks like 5 is a strong contender.
Jun 26 2010 10:55AM
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Milksteak
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Something similar to this guy..he has the sketchy rapist look down.

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Jun 26 2010 11:17AM
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Algebra
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13 all the way
Jun 26 2010 11:23AM
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geteducated
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11 or 18.

its more mexican than pedo.
Jun 26 2010 11:41AM
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grilledsteezeyo
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im likin the looks of 19
Jun 26 2010 11:46AM
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VCharette
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5 or 8 would bring all the lil kids to your yard
Jun 26 2010 12:07PM
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Big_Spence
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5.
Jun 26 2010 12:21PM
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Mr.Feeny
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number 5 will definitely help you slay the tang, no doubt about it. girls like a little tickle
Jun 26 2010 12:23PM
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the_moderaper
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2/5
Jun 26 2010 12:26PM
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*TURBONERD*
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you need to pimp your van like this:
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and i would say go with two
Jun 26 2010 12:48PM
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Click_Here
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style 3 or four for sure
Jun 26 2010 12:51PM
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rickroller
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ya with the free candy vann
Jun 26 2010 12:51PM
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PhaedeD
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5. I wish I could grow a beard like that!
Jun 26 2010 1:07PM
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larsen.
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4 for sure.
Jun 26 2010 1:20PM
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Schlop
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Style 2 or 5, they're the best options.
Jun 26 2010 1:33PM
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Mogwai.
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4 or 5. both pretty awesome.
Jun 26 2010 1:39PM
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Get.Kronk
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5 without a doubt
Jun 26 2010 2:18PM
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AALT
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8, 11 or 19
Jun 26 2010 2:36PM
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kstanz
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i say 13
Jun 26 2010 2:38PM
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414.
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murder that bitch out.
Jun 26 2010 3:54PM
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